Rolf the Manager in Charge
@rolfthewhatever.bsky.social
I make music and pretend to be a coyote online and Irl, 30 years old.
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for a few years i was experimenting on Twitter to see if I could get this image of a fat goose to go viral, and every couple months i'd test out a new narrative while posting it.
most of the time i only ever got to like 400-500 likes, but it popped off when i did one about nascent tech anxiety.
most of the time i only ever got to like 400-500 likes, but it popped off when i did one about nascent tech anxiety.
November 25, 2025 at 6:02 PM
for a few years i was experimenting on Twitter to see if I could get this image of a fat goose to go viral, and every couple months i'd test out a new narrative while posting it.
most of the time i only ever got to like 400-500 likes, but it popped off when i did one about nascent tech anxiety.
most of the time i only ever got to like 400-500 likes, but it popped off when i did one about nascent tech anxiety.
Having a better local coffee house is making this Starbucks boycott a million times easier
November 25, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Having a better local coffee house is making this Starbucks boycott a million times easier
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November 25, 2025 at 8:51 AM
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Someone forgot how to stoat.
November 23, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Someone forgot how to stoat.
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It's a block on sight
November 25, 2025 at 11:23 AM
It's a block on sight
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Rat's been improved in VR and now wears clothes... sometimes.
November 25, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Rat's been improved in VR and now wears clothes... sometimes.
Rat's been improved in VR and now wears clothes... sometimes.
November 25, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Rat's been improved in VR and now wears clothes... sometimes.
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And thank you, Terrie Smith furry Xena 🫶⚔️
November 16, 2025 at 3:53 AM
And thank you, Terrie Smith furry Xena 🫶⚔️
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boys with embarrassingly huge wobbly asses
November 23, 2025 at 2:48 PM
boys with embarrassingly huge wobbly asses
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Hello friends!
I present to you the first version (0.1) of the Wide Horizons mod! This mod aims to fatten up almost every character in the game, with functioning jiggle physics.
This version includes all elephant villagers, and three popular NPCs in particular.
Check my twitter for a trailer!
I present to you the first version (0.1) of the Wide Horizons mod! This mod aims to fatten up almost every character in the game, with functioning jiggle physics.
This version includes all elephant villagers, and three popular NPCs in particular.
Check my twitter for a trailer!
November 25, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Hello friends!
I present to you the first version (0.1) of the Wide Horizons mod! This mod aims to fatten up almost every character in the game, with functioning jiggle physics.
This version includes all elephant villagers, and three popular NPCs in particular.
Check my twitter for a trailer!
I present to you the first version (0.1) of the Wide Horizons mod! This mod aims to fatten up almost every character in the game, with functioning jiggle physics.
This version includes all elephant villagers, and three popular NPCs in particular.
Check my twitter for a trailer!
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Wow! Our first-week ticket sales BLEW MY HAIR RIGHT OFF!! Hope it grows back in time for the tour!
November 24, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Wow! Our first-week ticket sales BLEW MY HAIR RIGHT OFF!! Hope it grows back in time for the tour!
Another useless fact: It's possible to soft lock your game in Ocarina of Time by jumping onto a fence with Epona in Hyrule Field at a certain angle. She's not programmed to fall off of it, so it acts like a floor and you don't have enough space to jump and can't dismount.
i was going through my X archives and found this by @superpodsaga.com, which I qrt'd at some point years ago
so, let me bring the question back: what is the most useless piece of video game knowledge you know?
so, let me bring the question back: what is the most useless piece of video game knowledge you know?
November 24, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Another useless fact: It's possible to soft lock your game in Ocarina of Time by jumping onto a fence with Epona in Hyrule Field at a certain angle. She's not programmed to fall off of it, so it acts like a floor and you don't have enough space to jump and can't dismount.
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Great engineering minds are hard at work
November 24, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Great engineering minds are hard at work
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Hey y'all, just spreading the word for my bf.
If y'all are able to help, much appreciated~
Or if y'all interested in a com from him. Do hit my mans up as well.
Overall much thanks to those who'll spread it around. Again thanks y'all ^^
If y'all are able to help, much appreciated~
Or if y'all interested in a com from him. Do hit my mans up as well.
Overall much thanks to those who'll spread it around. Again thanks y'all ^^
Leg is still sore from yesterday so gonna have to take it easy for now, its slowly feeling better but I gotta let my leg take its time healing
Would appreciate the help with this as Im extremely close to having this done for the month
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Would appreciate the help with this as Im extremely close to having this done for the month
ko-fi.com/svenwesker/g...
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November 24, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Hey y'all, just spreading the word for my bf.
If y'all are able to help, much appreciated~
Or if y'all interested in a com from him. Do hit my mans up as well.
Overall much thanks to those who'll spread it around. Again thanks y'all ^^
If y'all are able to help, much appreciated~
Or if y'all interested in a com from him. Do hit my mans up as well.
Overall much thanks to those who'll spread it around. Again thanks y'all ^^
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sorry for crossposting from the Other Account but i worked my ass off on this and i'm gonna have a gap in my employment in december... so on the off chance anyone here is a freak who likes this stuff: go buy my insane pervert comic
Okay. Finally my comic is OUT. Here's the deal:
-It's about hyper muscle growth + latex + hyper soiling
-I will post the first 4 pages, then 1 page per day
-If you want to read the whole thing NOW + get the high-quality files & PDF, it's $5 on my itchio:
ruffythelion.itch.io/cobalt-comic
-It's about hyper muscle growth + latex + hyper soiling
-I will post the first 4 pages, then 1 page per day
-If you want to read the whole thing NOW + get the high-quality files & PDF, it's $5 on my itchio:
ruffythelion.itch.io/cobalt-comic
November 24, 2025 at 2:50 AM
sorry for crossposting from the Other Account but i worked my ass off on this and i'm gonna have a gap in my employment in december... so on the off chance anyone here is a freak who likes this stuff: go buy my insane pervert comic
The reason why Ice Climbers were put into Melee was because of a vote for which character would best represent the NES. The other candidates were Mach Rider, Balloon Fighter, and Pit from Kid Icarus. Their trophies in the game would have been what their designs were if they were playable characters.
i was going through my X archives and found this by @superpodsaga.com, which I qrt'd at some point years ago
so, let me bring the question back: what is the most useless piece of video game knowledge you know?
so, let me bring the question back: what is the most useless piece of video game knowledge you know?
November 24, 2025 at 6:41 AM
The reason why Ice Climbers were put into Melee was because of a vote for which character would best represent the NES. The other candidates were Mach Rider, Balloon Fighter, and Pit from Kid Icarus. Their trophies in the game would have been what their designs were if they were playable characters.
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Trying out some possible voices for Dumbwhore 🔊🤔
November 22, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Trying out some possible voices for Dumbwhore 🔊🤔
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Football sucked up my drawing juice but it'll come back soon trust me
November 24, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Football sucked up my drawing juice but it'll come back soon trust me
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Nargle just tuned into the game, did he miss anything
November 24, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Nargle just tuned into the game, did he miss anything