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rolokipp.bsky.social
@rolokipp.bsky.social
I am the Eye of Amethyst, Prankster Wizard,
Bane of Office and Lover of Grace.

Curmudgeon, often grumpy
Busy-idle
I sometimes write "Tits" or "Fuck"
NOT FOR KIDDIES! GO AWAY!
Pinned
The RoloCorp family fleets (2019)
Rolo: Main/Org support, race engineering, repair, medical,smuggling
Rolo: Detail
Nick: Solo/Trader, moneymaker, space trucker
Oliver & Yoshie: Couples Touring, sightseeing & shopping
Well now that Hogwarts is free on Epic (for today) I decided to give her a go

Only to discover I'd bought it (on sale) a few months ago

With difficulty dropped to "Story" I can handle it, a pleasant surprise

Anyway, we'll see how my kind, trusty, somewhat dull niece Violet Kipp handles things
December 12, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Not namin' names, but the new car ad with staff looking down on Santa?

"You only check it twice? Huh."

On the surface, innocent humorous ad

But really?
Exposes a culture of arrogance and smug ageism that seriously rubs this grumpy old man wrong

"Old ways (and folk) are useless and wrong"
a man with long white hair is sitting at a table with a necklace around his neck
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December 11, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Hey, ah...
Epic Games, are you ok?

I jest posted about German names in an unrelated post and suddenly...

My Epic Games Launcher is in German?

WTF, bro?!

Weird Big Brother flex

Creepy
December 11, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Alright...

Almost spit out mah damn coffee all over mah keyboard

The new Der Wienerschnitzel ad?

With the Appalachian folksy harmonica backing?

"Mmmm, *AMERICAN* food!"

I mean, are they regretting a German name 50 years later?

Seems a little desperate
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December 11, 2025 at 11:35 AM
All of a sudden today, YT is pushing all kinds of celebrity death vids...?

WTF?

I know they only push money, but damn, that's creepy
Like pulling back the dust cloth on Dorian Gray's portrait

Can ya guys go back to funny and cute pets?
December 10, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Once upon a time, when I got my anime on bootleg VHS fansubs (Hi Anna!), there was a short series called Dragon Half

A very funny parody of jest about everything burdening the minds of teenage boys

Jest came across this to remind me

Anyone else remember?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xoj_...
Dragon Half ED
YouTube video by Heruru Meruru
www.youtube.com
December 9, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Caught out tha corner of mah eye
Didya catch it?

Never assume blonde=bimbo

The ditzy blonde bride in this ad?
Has a tattoo from the Pioneer plaque showing the location of Sol

That tat screams "Quit staring at my tits. I'm smarter than you"

Props

My opinion, ofc
November 29, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Oh!

Day late and dollar short
('Cuz I spend holidays in the real world with mah Darlin dear)

To all the mutuals who spare this grumpy old man some attention...

...Thanks!
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November 28, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Rolo Side-eye

I'm proud of being a Navy Vet
Remember them old recruiting ads?
Army, Marines, Air Force?

About protecting.
About learning, growing.
About Honor
Pride

Miss them ads

Only ads I see these days are about joining ICE
Like, every 30 mins

Whole different vibe

SMDH
November 28, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Old guy, new gripe: Watching a review of Ash & Steel
(Which mostly looks tasty)
two guys fight a massive, heavily armored beetle
...and the beetle jumps around spryly, like a cartoon rabbit

If ya design creatures to exude *mass*, make them move like it

Jarring
November 28, 2025 at 12:31 AM
New eye-roll from Rolo:

When did the "Season of Giving" become the "Season of Smug, Neener Neener Neener"?

This is a holiday ad showing just how proud you can be if only you buy their clothes

SMDH
Is this something to do with avocado toast?
November 26, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Gonna share sumpin that works for mah Darlin Dear & I

Caveat: Every brain is custom wired from birth, no plug n play psychology here :-P

We always (but allow exceptions) eat lunch & dinner at the dining table, together.

One cooks, one cleans.

We say pls & ty. Naturally.

Small things matter
November 25, 2025 at 12:16 AM
(Rolo's Nagging Ad Commentary)

Not a big fan of constant financial ads

But this Bonsai metaphor was well done

My own damn opinion
As usual

(Including the subtext of the institution 'trimming' bits for themselves >_>)
November 20, 2025 at 9:45 PM
So...

Foghat came up recently, causing me to trip and fall down a faintly remembered rabbit hole

Anyone remember this ad?

Still think it's art, my own self
I mean, the 'Western' & 'Cheese' are obvious
but it still brings home the bacon >_>

www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPc7...
Carl's Jr Girl on mechanical bull
YouTube video by liquidgel04
www.youtube.com
November 17, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Dayum!

I first read that as "Frogwarts" and immediately flashed on a "Hogwarts" HP parody (as in H.P. Lovecraft, not Harry)

I'd jump start Cthulu Harry Potter parody in a heartbeat

Mohr Tentacles!

@humblebundle.com
November 10, 2025 at 9:53 PM
On a lighter, nostalgic note:

Recently seeing Kisses & Rolo's ads that take me back to the 70's

My Momma used to make these PB cookies with a Kiss in the middle - called them Hugs & Kisses

No idea what peeps are callin' them nowadays
November 9, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Um...
YT
This one didn't have weird AI visuals, but...

Did someone actually name their company "His Cocks"?
(As pronounced by the voice over)

I mean... did they run it by their Mom first or jest... mail it off while drunk one night?
November 9, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Jest a quick appreciation post for @humblebundle.com

Among the many ads I hate on YT, the HB ads... I don't hate

Not only do they have a quick-paced montage of the monthly games offerings, but also original music (afaik)

Key point, they are updated every month so they don't get too old
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November 8, 2025 at 10:37 PM
'Bout time I clean that keyboard...

I mean, 'Cept fer that *one* key

>_>

<_<

(Sidekick computer - no Gfx card, jest fer socials)
November 6, 2025 at 12:46 AM
SQUIRREL!

*cough* I mean fox

In the middle of a WAAAAGH! Skyrim run (Orc MC, orc & Gobbo horde of followers, Low magic, high violence) and just discovered the Kitsune & Kyubi custom races & followers

Guess I know my next themed run, eh?

Side-quest: Assassinate all chickens w/o getting caught
November 3, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Just a reminder fer old folks who may have forgotten:
Bands who are colors (noun, not adjective)

Argent
Cream
Deep Purple
Great White
Moody Blues
Pink
Shocking Blue
Simply Red

www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPEh...
Shocking Blue - Venus (Official Video)
YouTube video by Music Videos
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October 29, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Another tasty gem unearthed

No demo yet, but I like the art direction

Wish-listed

www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9FM...
Project Shadowglass hits 100K Wishlists! (New Graphics Demo + Q&A)
YouTube video by Starhelm Studios
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October 29, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Picked up 'Of Life and Land' and bumming around in it

Quite pleased that Twitch integration and mod support planned from the get go

Early days yet, but liking it so far

(*cough* Fox mascot... y'all know I can't resist ;-)

www.youtube.com/user/Kersoph
October 25, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I glanced at my phone and the time said 404

Then the battery died and the screen went blank

and I have never felt like more of a geek

>_>

twk...k
October 23, 2025 at 11:07 PM
O.M.F.G!

I have never had a YT rec target my most inner heart so accurately @_@

"HuggedByGrandma"?

Subbed just for the name

(For the record, they had me at "Cheesy" ;-)
October 23, 2025 at 1:01 AM