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rolokipp.bsky.social
@rolokipp.bsky.social
I am the Eye of Amethyst, Prankster Wizard,
Bane of Office and Lover of Grace.

Curmudgeon, often grumpy
Busy-idle
I sometimes write "Tits" or "Fuck"
NOT FOR KIDDIES! GO AWAY!
Well now that Hogwarts is free on Epic (for today) I decided to give her a go

Only to discover I'd bought it (on sale) a few months ago

With difficulty dropped to "Story" I can handle it, a pleasant surprise

Anyway, we'll see how my kind, trusty, somewhat dull niece Violet Kipp handles things
December 12, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Hey, ah...
Epic Games, are you ok?

I jest posted about German names in an unrelated post and suddenly...

My Epic Games Launcher is in German?

WTF, bro?!

Weird Big Brother flex

Creepy
December 11, 2025 at 5:13 PM
All of a sudden today, YT is pushing all kinds of celebrity death vids...?

WTF?

I know they only push money, but damn, that's creepy
Like pulling back the dust cloth on Dorian Gray's portrait

Can ya guys go back to funny and cute pets?
December 10, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Caught out tha corner of mah eye
Didya catch it?

Never assume blonde=bimbo

The ditzy blonde bride in this ad?
Has a tattoo from the Pioneer plaque showing the location of Sol

That tat screams "Quit staring at my tits. I'm smarter than you"

Props

My opinion, ofc
November 29, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Old guy, new gripe: Watching a review of Ash & Steel
(Which mostly looks tasty)
two guys fight a massive, heavily armored beetle
...and the beetle jumps around spryly, like a cartoon rabbit

If ya design creatures to exude *mass*, make them move like it

Jarring
November 28, 2025 at 12:31 AM
New eye-roll from Rolo:

When did the "Season of Giving" become the "Season of Smug, Neener Neener Neener"?

This is a holiday ad showing just how proud you can be if only you buy their clothes

SMDH
Is this something to do with avocado toast?
November 26, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Gonna share sumpin that works for mah Darlin Dear & I

Caveat: Every brain is custom wired from birth, no plug n play psychology here :-P

We always (but allow exceptions) eat lunch & dinner at the dining table, together.

One cooks, one cleans.

We say pls & ty. Naturally.

Small things matter
November 25, 2025 at 12:16 AM
(Rolo's Nagging Ad Commentary)

Not a big fan of constant financial ads

But this Bonsai metaphor was well done

My own damn opinion
As usual

(Including the subtext of the institution 'trimming' bits for themselves >_>)
November 20, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Dayum!

I first read that as "Frogwarts" and immediately flashed on a "Hogwarts" HP parody (as in H.P. Lovecraft, not Harry)

I'd jump start Cthulu Harry Potter parody in a heartbeat

Mohr Tentacles!

@humblebundle.com
November 10, 2025 at 9:53 PM
On a lighter, nostalgic note:

Recently seeing Kisses & Rolo's ads that take me back to the 70's

My Momma used to make these PB cookies with a Kiss in the middle - called them Hugs & Kisses

No idea what peeps are callin' them nowadays
November 9, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Um...
YT
This one didn't have weird AI visuals, but...

Did someone actually name their company "His Cocks"?
(As pronounced by the voice over)

I mean... did they run it by their Mom first or jest... mail it off while drunk one night?
November 9, 2025 at 8:13 PM
'Bout time I clean that keyboard...

I mean, 'Cept fer that *one* key

>_>

<_<

(Sidekick computer - no Gfx card, jest fer socials)
November 6, 2025 at 12:46 AM
SQUIRREL!

*cough* I mean fox

In the middle of a WAAAAGH! Skyrim run (Orc MC, orc & Gobbo horde of followers, Low magic, high violence) and just discovered the Kitsune & Kyubi custom races & followers

Guess I know my next themed run, eh?

Side-quest: Assassinate all chickens w/o getting caught
November 3, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Picked up 'Of Life and Land' and bumming around in it

Quite pleased that Twitch integration and mod support planned from the get go

Early days yet, but liking it so far

(*cough* Fox mascot... y'all know I can't resist ;-)

www.youtube.com/user/Kersoph
October 25, 2025 at 2:37 PM
O.M.F.G!

I have never had a YT rec target my most inner heart so accurately @_@

"HuggedByGrandma"?

Subbed just for the name

(For the record, they had me at "Cheesy" ;-)
October 23, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Just watched MusicianPlayerAlan's reaction to Ren's Animal Flow...

And that Giger-esque guitar made me wish I knew guitar

Fer some reason it reminds me of Debra Harry sittin' on that throne of bones...
October 22, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Welp I don't mean ta say I'm gettin' old, but...

Jest watched an ad fer Dancin' with the Stars and just as a feller lifted the girl up an' she arched, showin' an...impressive...silhouette >_>
I swear the narrator said "Who has the best boobs"

Dearheart said it was "moves" :-P

Hmph! Spoilsport.
October 22, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Madmen Dissonance

The Image below is from an ad
Can you guess the subject?
October 17, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I got into a pretty damn cool kickstarter for a newtonion space sim a long time ago

Been watching the relentless updates for years, but it's been hidden in the Skunkworks...

Literally "In The Black"

While still not available, it just dropped a demo on Steam

Rolo Recommended for a flip & burn
October 15, 2025 at 9:03 PM
OMFG

The next refresh after posting the above I started getting suggestions related to writing heroes

Big Data is terrifying

Also, fuck you
Write your own damn books
Stay outta mine
October 7, 2025 at 3:35 PM
(Full disclosure: My Rolo Kipp in-game/online persona will always be a lush - preferring whiskey and scotch

That's not gonna change

A hero without flaws isn't human)
October 7, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Any of y'all every idly check Google Maps and discover something only a few blocks away that looks cool?

I can think of a few of my friends that would dig a casual afternoon here

(Full disclosure: Last time I ran a model railroad was, oh, 4 decades ago >_>)
October 5, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Oh, and in case some one points this out...
October 2, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Ugg

Ok

YT's new thing to "piss me off because thug-ads weren't enough" is playing half of the ads in another language; mostly, but not always, Spanish

A couple times Chinese and (Tagalog?)

This just started last night :-P

Idjits
October 2, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Things that make you go "Hmmm..."

Am I the only one that's noticed Fry's animated supermarket ads - all of them - have been replaced with live action actors performing the exact same scenes?

Both versions are cute, but...

It feels like there's a story there, else why not *new* ads instead?
October 1, 2025 at 2:42 PM