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Karen Rontowski @rontowski.bsky.social · 2d

I’m as happy as the nightlight salesman with the Hilton account!
(Why are there 10 in every room?)

Oct 9 Pitman NJ
Oct 10 Emmaus, PA

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Karen Rontowski @rontowski.bsky.social · 3d

The spooky season is here! Unfortunately, it started in 2016

10/9 Pitman NJ
10/10 Emmaus PA
Tickets at Paychicstandup.com

Paychicstandup.com

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Karen Rontowski @rontowski.bsky.social · 3d

Omg I miss that when they made the donuts in the store

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Karen Rontowski @rontowski.bsky.social · 4d

Sometimes the universe sends you the solution before the problem

I wish that was the same Dunkin where they sent me donuts before I even knew I wanted them

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Karen Rontowski @rontowski.bsky.social · 4d

Hahahahah

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Karen Rontowski @rontowski.bsky.social · 4d

Sometimes the universe sends you the solution before the problem

I wish that was the same Dunkin where they sent me donuts before I even knew I wanted them

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Karen Rontowski @rontowski.bsky.social · 5d

When people see, I read tarot cards and tell me I’m going to hell I say of course, but not for this! This isn’t even in the top 10 reasons

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Karen Rontowski @rontowski.bsky.social · 5d

When people see, I read tarot cards and tell me I’m going to hell I say of course, but not for this! This isn’t even in the top 10 reasons

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Karen Rontowski @rontowski.bsky.social · 5d

I think that’s our new business

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Karen Rontowski @rontowski.bsky.social · 5d

This justifies all sweatpants and tank tops

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Karen Rontowski @rontowski.bsky.social · 7d

When it comes to fashion, I don’t need a skinny man from Paris picking out my clothes

I need a woman who lives behind the dumpster at the airport and feels like she’s late for something, but she doesn’t know what. That’s the person that gets me.

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Karen Rontowski @rontowski.bsky.social · 7d

I believe you

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Karen Rontowski @rontowski.bsky.social · 8d

Can someone tell me when we’re moving into an astrological alignment where everyone will stop being an asshole?

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Karen Rontowski @rontowski.bsky.social · 8d

Can someone tell me when we’re moving into an astrological alignment where everyone will stop being an asshole?

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Karen Rontowski @rontowski.bsky.social · 9d

Is there a new rule at the airport that you need to be in leggings so tight that I can see how many children you’ve had?

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Karen Rontowski @rontowski.bsky.social · 10d

The problem with fashion is some skinny guy in Milan is creating it

I need my clothes designed by a guy that lives behind a dumpster in Utica!

That’s the guy that will understand the right sweatpants, and tank top for me

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Karen Rontowski @rontowski.bsky.social · 11d

Do skydivers ever do a parachute cleanse?

Karen Rontowski @rontowski.bsky.social · 12d

My night vision is so bad that I have an alter in my car so I can channel a better driver

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Karen Rontowski @rontowski.bsky.social · 13d

I’m learning to work with the five elements, fire air, water, earth, and Xanax

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LUvvUcy @luvvucy.bsky.social · 14d

Whoever bought EVERY bra that was in my size at Ann Summers I NEED YOU TO STOP

YOU ONLY HAVE TWO TITS YOU DON'T NEED THIS MANY

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Karen Rontowski @rontowski.bsky.social · 14d

Next to your to-do list, always have a joy list with an equal amount of entries.

That way you know you will have spent at least half your day in a state of joy.

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Karen Rontowski @rontowski.bsky.social · 15d

Hahahah more fun

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Karen Rontowski @rontowski.bsky.social · 15d

I am creating my own Rontowski tariffs that will be applied to any letter that contains a bill or a notice from the IRS. They will not be opened until tariffs are paid.

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Karen Rontowski @rontowski.bsky.social · 16d

My friend had a near death experience.
I remember once I had a near job experience

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Karen Rontowski @rontowski.bsky.social · 18d

I remember someone making fun of people for using a teleprompter

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