Rory M Spence
@rorymspence.bsky.social
I don't really want to write another bio to be honest. I've done it loads. I do comedy, I'm from Glasgow, that's all I can be bothered telling you at this stage. Is that enough?
GICF Tickets: https://shorturl.at/tOPBZ
GICF Tickets: https://shorturl.at/tOPBZ
On this fun podcast all this week, check it out
Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves - Minute 021 - Galvatron
Guests: @rorymspence.bsky.social and @carlylelaurent.bsky.social
The minute starts with Azeem assessing England and ends with the Sheriff of Nottingham assessing Robin of Locksley.
creators.spotify.com/pod/show/min... #robinHood
Guests: @rorymspence.bsky.social and @carlylelaurent.bsky.social
The minute starts with Azeem assessing England and ends with the Sheriff of Nottingham assessing Robin of Locksley.
creators.spotify.com/pod/show/min... #robinHood
May 2, 2025 at 12:02 PM
On this fun podcast all this week, check it out
Why do I see so many reels and tiktoks about how to stop people breaking into your hotel room? I've never been scared of that. I am now.
February 21, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Why do I see so many reels and tiktoks about how to stop people breaking into your hotel room? I've never been scared of that. I am now.
Lurpak lighter is heavier than Lurpak
February 12, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Lurpak lighter is heavier than Lurpak
I don't think I'm alone in thinking that when you eject a usb device it should fly out of the port.
February 7, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I don't think I'm alone in thinking that when you eject a usb device it should fly out of the port.
I suggest we pick a day where, every year we all make this our profile pictures for the day.
This image is in the public domain.
I don't know what to do with it, but I think its important as a society that somebody does.
I don't know what to do with it, but I think its important as a society that somebody does.
January 22, 2025 at 12:48 PM
I suggest we pick a day where, every year we all make this our profile pictures for the day.
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"it's a Roman salute" you guys are going to lose it when you hear who invented dictators
January 21, 2025 at 9:33 PM
"it's a Roman salute" you guys are going to lose it when you hear who invented dictators
I just reached a new low in procrastination by cleaning out the filter on my washing machine. It didn't even need doing.
January 17, 2025 at 2:21 PM
I just reached a new low in procrastination by cleaning out the filter on my washing machine. It didn't even need doing.
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I'll be doing my show Mammal as part of the Glasgow International Comedy Festival at 16:30 on 30th March at Van Winkle West.
Come along if you want some animal based humour. Ticket link in bio.
Come along if you want some animal based humour. Ticket link in bio.
January 8, 2025 at 1:39 PM
I'll be doing my show Mammal as part of the Glasgow International Comedy Festival at 16:30 on 30th March at Van Winkle West.
Come along if you want some animal based humour. Ticket link in bio.
Come along if you want some animal based humour. Ticket link in bio.
I'll be doing my show Mammal as part of the Glasgow International Comedy Festival at 16:30 on 30th March at Van Winkle West.
Come along if you want some animal based humour. Ticket link in bio.
Come along if you want some animal based humour. Ticket link in bio.
January 8, 2025 at 1:39 PM
I'll be doing my show Mammal as part of the Glasgow International Comedy Festival at 16:30 on 30th March at Van Winkle West.
Come along if you want some animal based humour. Ticket link in bio.
Come along if you want some animal based humour. Ticket link in bio.
I'm constantly updating this all the time as new Scottish comedians appear. So even if you've followed all before, give it another look.
Put all the Scottish and Scotland based comedians I'm aware of on here in this starter pack. I think, I probably missed people, I'm sorry.
go.bsky.app/JecbjH2
go.bsky.app/JecbjH2
December 27, 2024 at 12:40 PM
I'm constantly updating this all the time as new Scottish comedians appear. So even if you've followed all before, give it another look.
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Sometimes I think I should post something funny on here, but then I just end up posting something like this instead.
December 11, 2024 at 10:04 AM
Sometimes I think I should post something funny on here, but then I just end up posting something like this instead.
I just overheard someone say "I'm his dad, I've known him all my life". I had some questions, but was too scared to ask.
December 8, 2024 at 9:57 PM
I just overheard someone say "I'm his dad, I've known him all my life". I had some questions, but was too scared to ask.
What a day! Let's all celebrate with pizza crunch supper and 30g of amber leaf.
www.bbc.com/news/article...
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Glasgow no longer has lowest male life expectancy
Blackpool has replaced the city as the area in Britain where men, on average, have the shortest lives.
www.bbc.com
December 5, 2024 at 1:56 PM
What a day! Let's all celebrate with pizza crunch supper and 30g of amber leaf.
www.bbc.com/news/article...
www.bbc.com/news/article...
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THIS THURSDAY – FINAL SHOW OF 2024!
One whole year of Screen Time, whodathunkit? Wrapping it up in style with another class lineup:
📺 Chris Thorburn
📺 Amelia Bayler
📺 Amanda Dwyer
📺 Rory Spence
📅 Thursday 5 December
📍 The Stand Comedy Club, Glasgow
🎟️ www.thestand.co.uk/performance/...
One whole year of Screen Time, whodathunkit? Wrapping it up in style with another class lineup:
📺 Chris Thorburn
📺 Amelia Bayler
📺 Amanda Dwyer
📺 Rory Spence
📅 Thursday 5 December
📍 The Stand Comedy Club, Glasgow
🎟️ www.thestand.co.uk/performance/...
November 29, 2024 at 2:52 PM
THIS THURSDAY – FINAL SHOW OF 2024!
One whole year of Screen Time, whodathunkit? Wrapping it up in style with another class lineup:
📺 Chris Thorburn
📺 Amelia Bayler
📺 Amanda Dwyer
📺 Rory Spence
📅 Thursday 5 December
📍 The Stand Comedy Club, Glasgow
🎟️ www.thestand.co.uk/performance/...
One whole year of Screen Time, whodathunkit? Wrapping it up in style with another class lineup:
📺 Chris Thorburn
📺 Amelia Bayler
📺 Amanda Dwyer
📺 Rory Spence
📅 Thursday 5 December
📍 The Stand Comedy Club, Glasgow
🎟️ www.thestand.co.uk/performance/...
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I'm looking forward to when we reach the era of big celebrities getting millions of likes on terrible posts. That was my favourite twitter era.
November 22, 2024 at 12:51 PM
I'm looking forward to when we reach the era of big celebrities getting millions of likes on terrible posts. That was my favourite twitter era.
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🧵Back in the 14th century you had the landowning gentry and the serfs and no real middle class. The serfs all had a tiny amount of their own wealth but the system was designed for it to never get above a meagre level. The landowning class was chuffed with this.
November 22, 2024 at 10:48 AM
🧵Back in the 14th century you had the landowning gentry and the serfs and no real middle class. The serfs all had a tiny amount of their own wealth but the system was designed for it to never get above a meagre level. The landowning class was chuffed with this.
I went to see Glad2ator last night. I thought it was quite good if you're interested in that sort of thing. That sort of thing being Gladiating.
November 21, 2024 at 2:33 PM
I went to see Glad2ator last night. I thought it was quite good if you're interested in that sort of thing. That sort of thing being Gladiating.
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Put all the Scottish and Scotland based comedians I'm aware of on here in this starter pack. I think, I probably missed people, I'm sorry.
go.bsky.app/JecbjH2
go.bsky.app/JecbjH2
November 19, 2024 at 3:51 PM
Put all the Scottish and Scotland based comedians I'm aware of on here in this starter pack. I think, I probably missed people, I'm sorry.
go.bsky.app/JecbjH2
go.bsky.app/JecbjH2
Let me know if anyone you're aware of that I've missed
Put all the Scottish and Scotland based comedians I'm aware of on here in this starter pack. I think, I probably missed people, I'm sorry.
go.bsky.app/JecbjH2
go.bsky.app/JecbjH2
November 19, 2024 at 5:24 PM
Let me know if anyone you're aware of that I've missed
Put all the Scottish and Scotland based comedians I'm aware of on here in this starter pack. I think, I probably missed people, I'm sorry.
go.bsky.app/JecbjH2
go.bsky.app/JecbjH2
November 19, 2024 at 3:51 PM
Put all the Scottish and Scotland based comedians I'm aware of on here in this starter pack. I think, I probably missed people, I'm sorry.
go.bsky.app/JecbjH2
go.bsky.app/JecbjH2
I've forgotten how to do this kind of thing. Do we just say vaguely funny thoughts we have or something?
November 18, 2024 at 10:16 AM
I've forgotten how to do this kind of thing. Do we just say vaguely funny thoughts we have or something?
If this one dies, I'm done. This is the last social media account I'm making.
November 16, 2024 at 11:45 PM
If this one dies, I'm done. This is the last social media account I'm making.