Ponné Thrift
@rosecoloredlife.substack.com
From time to time I make things people seem to enjoy.
Sports Team: Seattle Kraken & (sadly) The Jacksonville Jaguars - also a casual Ghost Pirates fan [ECHL]
Current TV & book: Gilmore Girls & Hogfather
PFP: The night I went to a shitty stand up show
Sports Team: Seattle Kraken & (sadly) The Jacksonville Jaguars - also a casual Ghost Pirates fan [ECHL]
Current TV & book: Gilmore Girls & Hogfather
PFP: The night I went to a shitty stand up show
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Progressive backup commercials, ranked:
1. Teddy Bridgewater ("You're not a mechanic)
2. Tommy Devito
3. Tyler Huntley
4. Josh Dobbs
4. Mitch Trubisky
6. Jacoby Brissett
7. Colt McCoy/Case Keenum
1. Teddy Bridgewater ("You're not a mechanic)
2. Tommy Devito
3. Tyler Huntley
4. Josh Dobbs
4. Mitch Trubisky
6. Jacoby Brissett
7. Colt McCoy/Case Keenum
December 29, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Progressive backup commercials, ranked:
1. Teddy Bridgewater ("You're not a mechanic)
2. Tommy Devito
3. Tyler Huntley
4. Josh Dobbs
4. Mitch Trubisky
6. Jacoby Brissett
7. Colt McCoy/Case Keenum
1. Teddy Bridgewater ("You're not a mechanic)
2. Tommy Devito
3. Tyler Huntley
4. Josh Dobbs
4. Mitch Trubisky
6. Jacoby Brissett
7. Colt McCoy/Case Keenum
I may be alone on this, but I find this Philip Rivers Colt situation was a spit in the face to this team & the fans. You can sell me the lie that him playing the past 2 games gave their team the best chance to get into the playoffs. But today they had no chance & yet they still ran out a 44 y/o QB
December 28, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I may be alone on this, but I find this Philip Rivers Colt situation was a spit in the face to this team & the fans. You can sell me the lie that him playing the past 2 games gave their team the best chance to get into the playoffs. But today they had no chance & yet they still ran out a 44 y/o QB
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Explaining Josh Johnson’s career to my extended family like I’m telling the story of Christmas
December 25, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Explaining Josh Johnson’s career to my extended family like I’m telling the story of Christmas
"Nothing Matters Football" is my favorite brand of football.
Should I go for this 4th down? Why the heck not, nothing matters. Want to go for that weird trick play? Sure its not like this game matters.
Can we have a WR kick an onside kick.. I mean why not? Nothing matters.
It is just fun & silly.
Should I go for this 4th down? Why the heck not, nothing matters. Want to go for that weird trick play? Sure its not like this game matters.
Can we have a WR kick an onside kick.. I mean why not? Nothing matters.
It is just fun & silly.
December 25, 2025 at 8:52 PM
"Nothing Matters Football" is my favorite brand of football.
Should I go for this 4th down? Why the heck not, nothing matters. Want to go for that weird trick play? Sure its not like this game matters.
Can we have a WR kick an onside kick.. I mean why not? Nothing matters.
It is just fun & silly.
Should I go for this 4th down? Why the heck not, nothing matters. Want to go for that weird trick play? Sure its not like this game matters.
Can we have a WR kick an onside kick.. I mean why not? Nothing matters.
It is just fun & silly.
The amount of wholesome joy a good comic book read gives a person should be studied.
December 24, 2025 at 3:09 AM
The amount of wholesome joy a good comic book read gives a person should be studied.
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YOUR JACKSONVILLE JAGUARS ARE GOING TO THE PLAYOFFS
December 23, 2025 at 4:26 AM
YOUR JACKSONVILLE JAGUARS ARE GOING TO THE PLAYOFFS
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With the Colts' loss, three teams officially punch their ticket to the NFL playoffs:
◽️ Jacksonville Jaguars
◽️ Los Angeles Chargers
◽️ Buffalo Bills
◽️ Jacksonville Jaguars
◽️ Los Angeles Chargers
◽️ Buffalo Bills
December 23, 2025 at 4:25 AM
With the Colts' loss, three teams officially punch their ticket to the NFL playoffs:
◽️ Jacksonville Jaguars
◽️ Los Angeles Chargers
◽️ Buffalo Bills
◽️ Jacksonville Jaguars
◽️ Los Angeles Chargers
◽️ Buffalo Bills
The Chargers activating their sleeper agent Mr. Rivers to throw a pick 6 in order to secure their playoff berth for them this year is just absolute cinema 🎥 #MNF
December 23, 2025 at 4:13 AM
The Chargers activating their sleeper agent Mr. Rivers to throw a pick 6 in order to secure their playoff berth for them this year is just absolute cinema 🎥 #MNF
December 23, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Kyle Shanahan is such an interesting case study. He is by far one of the best NFL coaches in the current era. Yet, if one of those pesky red challenge flags is involved (or should be) he somehow becomes a noodle with thumbs instead. #MNF
December 23, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Kyle Shanahan is such an interesting case study. He is by far one of the best NFL coaches in the current era. Yet, if one of those pesky red challenge flags is involved (or should be) he somehow becomes a noodle with thumbs instead. #MNF
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THE JAGUARS ARE LEGENDARY
December 22, 2025 at 12:27 AM
THE JAGUARS ARE LEGENDARY
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IF NOBODY GOT ME PARKER WASHINGTON GOT ME
CAN I GET AN AMEN
CAN I GET AN AMEN
December 21, 2025 at 11:17 PM
IF NOBODY GOT ME PARKER WASHINGTON GOT ME
CAN I GET AN AMEN
CAN I GET AN AMEN
That was by far the most comical monster reception by an NFL player I have ever seen. God I love Parker Washington.
December 21, 2025 at 11:19 PM
That was by far the most comical monster reception by an NFL player I have ever seen. God I love Parker Washington.
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To everyone: “Go Jaguars! I’m so excited!”
To myself:
To myself:
December 21, 2025 at 8:57 PM
To everyone: “Go Jaguars! I’m so excited!”
To myself:
To myself:
The Carolina Panthers going to the playoffs is definitely one of those feelings where your friend finally got a date, you know it is not going to go well, but damn it you're happy for them to finally get a date.
#NFL
#NFL
December 21, 2025 at 9:00 PM
The Carolina Panthers going to the playoffs is definitely one of those feelings where your friend finally got a date, you know it is not going to go well, but damn it you're happy for them to finally get a date.
#NFL
#NFL
Caught the end of the Jake Paul fight last night and as someone who never watches this man. Is the gross tongue thing he does normal? Or was he just that out of it at that point?
December 20, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Caught the end of the Jake Paul fight last night and as someone who never watches this man. Is the gross tongue thing he does normal? Or was he just that out of it at that point?
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They should make Panthers-Bucs week 18 the SNF game. Take everyone in America into the grime with you for the last time of the regular season
December 15, 2025 at 12:32 AM
They should make Panthers-Bucs week 18 the SNF game. Take everyone in America into the grime with you for the last time of the regular season
Sam Darnold getting out dueled by Philip Rivers feels like some weird revenge kink against the Jaguars for making him the "I see ghosts" QB for a bit.
Please pick it up Sammie!
#NFL
Please pick it up Sammie!
#NFL
December 14, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Sam Darnold getting out dueled by Philip Rivers feels like some weird revenge kink against the Jaguars for making him the "I see ghosts" QB for a bit.
Please pick it up Sammie!
#NFL
Please pick it up Sammie!
#NFL
Well well well. . . How about those chiefs! Eliminated from playoff contention.
December 14, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Well well well. . . How about those chiefs! Eliminated from playoff contention.
We are in no danger of losing anymore today. So I say let Brady cook. Give him another TD pass. He has played well enough to deserve it in my opinion.
December 14, 2025 at 9:04 PM
We are in no danger of losing anymore today. So I say let Brady cook. Give him another TD pass. He has played well enough to deserve it in my opinion.
Trevor Lawrence trying to get all of his stats in one game I see.i love to see it.
December 14, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Trevor Lawrence trying to get all of his stats in one game I see.i love to see it.
Tuten with the roly-poly touchdown reception. A beautiful sight.
December 14, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Tuten with the roly-poly touchdown reception. A beautiful sight.