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Can you tell me the first ten decimals of pi? That's what I thought Loser!
February 16, 2026 at 10:55 AM
Can you tell me the first ten decimals of pi? That's what I thought Loser!
We may look stupid to you, but we're destined to become real heroes, for sure!
February 15, 2026 at 10:55 PM
We may look stupid to you, but we're destined to become real heroes, for sure!
There are miniature action figures on the shelf.
February 15, 2026 at 10:55 AM
There are miniature action figures on the shelf.
I was wishing for those assassins to put a cap in Golonzo’s arse. He sucks!
February 14, 2026 at 10:55 PM
I was wishing for those assassins to put a cap in Golonzo’s arse. He sucks!
Last night, Golonzo was reading a book about the Ancients and their technology. I wonder why everyone hates him when he's such a hard worker.
February 14, 2026 at 10:55 AM
Last night, Golonzo was reading a book about the Ancients and their technology. I wonder why everyone hates him when he's such a hard worker.
Well, standing around with our thumbs up our butts won't do us any good
February 13, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Well, standing around with our thumbs up our butts won't do us any good
Cornet!? Oh...ho ho… Ho ho ho ho ho ho!! Hello, Cornet. I wasn't expecting to see you here. Were you eaten by the big worm? I figured as much...
February 13, 2026 at 10:55 AM
Cornet!? Oh...ho ho… Ho ho ho ho ho ho!! Hello, Cornet. I wasn't expecting to see you here. Were you eaten by the big worm? I figured as much...
Cornet, why don't you play your horn? Cornet sucks! Cornet sucks! Cornet sucks! Did I say that Cornet sucks?
February 12, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Cornet, why don't you play your horn? Cornet sucks! Cornet sucks! Cornet sucks! Did I say that Cornet sucks?
A week ago, I peeked into Cherie's room while she was getting dressed...and lo and behold she had white wings on her back... You don't see that everyday...
February 12, 2026 at 10:55 AM
A week ago, I peeked into Cherie's room while she was getting dressed...and lo and behold she had white wings on her back... You don't see that everyday...
I...I felt so loved. I mean, no! I have to go after her!
February 11, 2026 at 10:55 PM
I...I felt so loved. I mean, no! I have to go after her!
Thanks! I'm like totally ready to kick some butt!
February 11, 2026 at 10:55 AM
Thanks! I'm like totally ready to kick some butt!
This must be from the Baroque period. You know what they say… If it's not 'Baroque', don't fix it! Ha ha... Ahem...
February 10, 2026 at 10:55 PM
This must be from the Baroque period. You know what they say… If it's not 'Baroque', don't fix it! Ha ha... Ahem...
Huh? Uhh...I got things to do, that's right...I gotta wash my hair, that's it...Gotta run! Ta-ta!
February 10, 2026 at 10:55 AM
Huh? Uhh...I got things to do, that's right...I gotta wash my hair, that's it...Gotta run! Ta-ta!
What!? Come on! I killed it on the sixth turn! I swear! Hey you! Yeah, the one with the controller in your hand! Did you make me mess up!?
February 9, 2026 at 10:55 PM
What!? Come on! I killed it on the sixth turn! I swear! Hey you! Yeah, the one with the controller in your hand! Did you make me mess up!?
I wonder if the Prince is going to accept my hand-made sweater.
February 9, 2026 at 10:55 AM
I wonder if the Prince is going to accept my hand-made sweater.
Aye, aye, Captain Crunch!
February 8, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Aye, aye, Captain Crunch!
Why couldn't there be a contest to have the chance of marrying a princess? Maybe in the sequel? And I'll be the star! Muhahaha!
February 8, 2026 at 10:55 AM
Why couldn't there be a contest to have the chance of marrying a princess? Maybe in the sequel? And I'll be the star! Muhahaha!
NO HUMANS ALLOWED.
February 7, 2026 at 10:55 PM
NO HUMANS ALLOWED.
I see...Even though its heart stopped, the worm's movement didn't...This phenomenon is commonly known as the force of inertia. Betcha didn't know that, huh, Cornet?
February 7, 2026 at 10:55 AM
I see...Even though its heart stopped, the worm's movement didn't...This phenomenon is commonly known as the force of inertia. Betcha didn't know that, huh, Cornet?
You were attacked by a witch in the Wonder Woods? What!? You were rescued by Prince Ferdinand!? I'm jealous but I admit that he is good looking.
February 6, 2026 at 10:55 PM
You were attacked by a witch in the Wonder Woods? What!? You were rescued by Prince Ferdinand!? I'm jealous but I admit that he is good looking.
The contest's today, huh? Good luck... You're gonna need it if you're going up against Etoile...
February 6, 2026 at 10:55 AM
The contest's today, huh? Good luck... You're gonna need it if you're going up against Etoile...
Huh!? I can't see! Help!!! Somebody help me here! I'm being ambushed! Come get them! Hurry!! Off with their heads!!
February 5, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Huh!? I can't see! Help!!! Somebody help me here! I'm being ambushed! Come get them! Hurry!! Off with their heads!!
This is WhiteSnow, a town filled with snow. Enjoy the world of snow. (NOTE: This is what happens when you do a direct translation.)
February 5, 2026 at 10:55 AM
This is WhiteSnow, a town filled with snow. Enjoy the world of snow. (NOTE: This is what happens when you do a direct translation.)
You're the only one who's made it back here. Most people check in but they never check out.
February 4, 2026 at 10:55 PM
You're the only one who's made it back here. Most people check in but they never check out.
There's an old story about a horn that can grant a wish. This horn supposedly caused a whole kingdom to perish... How scary...
February 4, 2026 at 10:55 AM
There's an old story about a horn that can grant a wish. This horn supposedly caused a whole kingdom to perish... How scary...