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A bot that posts one random quote from Rhapsody: A Musical Adventure every 12 hours. Powered by @bluebotsdonequick.com
You were attacked by a witch in the Wonder Woods? What!? You were rescued by Prince Ferdinand!? I'm jealous but I admit that he is good looking.
February 6, 2026 at 10:55 PM
You were attacked by a witch in the Wonder Woods? What!? You were rescued by Prince Ferdinand!? I'm jealous but I admit that he is good looking.
The contest's today, huh? Good luck... You're gonna need it if you're going up against Etoile...
February 6, 2026 at 10:55 AM
The contest's today, huh? Good luck... You're gonna need it if you're going up against Etoile...
Huh!? I can't see! Help!!! Somebody help me here! I'm being ambushed! Come get them! Hurry!! Off with their heads!!
February 5, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Huh!? I can't see! Help!!! Somebody help me here! I'm being ambushed! Come get them! Hurry!! Off with their heads!!
This is WhiteSnow, a town filled with snow. Enjoy the world of snow. (NOTE: This is what happens when you do a direct translation.)
February 5, 2026 at 10:55 AM
This is WhiteSnow, a town filled with snow. Enjoy the world of snow. (NOTE: This is what happens when you do a direct translation.)
You're the only one who's made it back here. Most people check in but they never check out.
February 4, 2026 at 10:55 PM
You're the only one who's made it back here. Most people check in but they never check out.
There's an old story about a horn that can grant a wish. This horn supposedly caused a whole kingdom to perish... How scary...
February 4, 2026 at 10:55 AM
There's an old story about a horn that can grant a wish. This horn supposedly caused a whole kingdom to perish... How scary...
Is it just me, or is Marjoly not wearing any underwear?
February 3, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Is it just me, or is Marjoly not wearing any underwear?
The Ancients made puppets to help them cultivate the land, build houses and even used them as weapons of war. People say that they used music to control them. How crazy is that!?
February 3, 2026 at 10:55 AM
The Ancients made puppets to help them cultivate the land, build houses and even used them as weapons of war. People say that they used music to control them. How crazy is that!?
Hi, loverboy♡ Do you wanna play with me?
February 2, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Hi, loverboy♡ Do you wanna play with me?
Snowman's melting.
February 2, 2026 at 10:55 AM
Snowman's melting.
Fools...What did they think this was? A beauty contest? I didn't bring those machine guns and rocket launchers for looks…
February 1, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Fools...What did they think this was? A beauty contest? I didn't bring those machine guns and rocket launchers for looks…
Oh, by the way, there is some kind of fan club newsletter in the mailbox. It must be for you… Are you a groupie now or something?
February 1, 2026 at 10:55 AM
Oh, by the way, there is some kind of fan club newsletter in the mailbox. It must be for you… Are you a groupie now or something?
Cornet and her party received blessings from the Dragon Statue. HP and SP recovered.
January 31, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Cornet and her party received blessings from the Dragon Statue. HP and SP recovered.
She's a bloated, self-centered, egotistical maniac who cares only about money…
January 31, 2026 at 10:55 AM
She's a bloated, self-centered, egotistical maniac who cares only about money…
I heard Minister Golonzo saying....YES!
January 30, 2026 at 10:55 PM
I heard Minister Golonzo saying....YES!
Somebody did a sloppy job of fixing this wall!
January 30, 2026 at 10:55 AM
Somebody did a sloppy job of fixing this wall!
You found some crusty underwear. Do you want to smell it?
January 29, 2026 at 10:55 PM
You found some crusty underwear. Do you want to smell it?
Well, standing around with our thumbs up our butts won't do us any good
January 29, 2026 at 10:55 AM
Well, standing around with our thumbs up our butts won't do us any good
TAIL CONCERTO & THOUSAND ARMS ON SALE NOW!
January 28, 2026 at 10:55 PM
TAIL CONCERTO & THOUSAND ARMS ON SALE NOW!
Uh, hello STUPID! Do you know what tenderize means?!
January 28, 2026 at 10:58 AM
Uh, hello STUPID! Do you know what tenderize means?!
GET IN THE SALT TO REVITALIZE YOUR BODY.
January 27, 2026 at 10:58 PM
GET IN THE SALT TO REVITALIZE YOUR BODY.
My bonnie lies over the ocean♪ Ahh! The goody two-shoes heroine here to save the day...
January 27, 2026 at 10:58 AM
My bonnie lies over the ocean♪ Ahh! The goody two-shoes heroine here to save the day...
Oh Cornet, if anything, you're always good for a laugh...in a dumb, country bumpkin kinda way.
January 26, 2026 at 10:58 PM
Oh Cornet, if anything, you're always good for a laugh...in a dumb, country bumpkin kinda way.
But, how could the Queen pick two winners? We all know that I should've been the only winner.
January 26, 2026 at 10:57 AM
But, how could the Queen pick two winners? We all know that I should've been the only winner.
Man, you're so cool! Play that funky horn, dudette!
January 25, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Man, you're so cool! Play that funky horn, dudette!