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The name is Nuwanda
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Sarcasm. Music. Beer. Bourbon. Roux. Redhead enthusiast. Retired sound dude. A punk who rarely ever took advice. Forklift certified. Ally-in-training. PFLAG Dad. Today is never a good day to take me seriously. Welcome to my id. Signal ID Rouxgarou.20
Pinned
Be the flower, not the rifle
Mom's oven timer broke so rather than tell me about it or call a repair service she broke out the control panel with a hammer and put painters tape over the exposed wires so they would stop sparking.

"Well it's not like I cook, so I don't need the timer!"

Flawless logic, Ma. Flawless.
November 27, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Hey, Siri is it OK if I put Xanax in the oyster dressing or should I add extra butter to cover the taste?

Happy Thanksgiving to all who celebrate no matter how you participate.
November 27, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Yeah man, I love country music. Allow me to sing you the song of my people:

I am just a cowboy, lonesome on the trail
A starry night, a campfire light
The coyote call, the howling winds wail
So I ride out to the old sundown
Roll me over and turn me around
Let me keep spinning til I hit the ground
Soup of the Day: Eagle Rare

I'm old enough to remember when it was $24 a fifth ten years ago and always on the shelf
November 27, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Welp. Puppy likes butter.
November 27, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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Lots of us are feeling grateful and thankful for food, housing and support. Could you reach out to your reps to ask for their support for HUD funding as they vote after the holiday?
nlihc.quorum.us/campaign/814...
Urge Congress to Invest in Affordable Homes in Fiscal Year 2026
Urge Congress to Invest in Affordable Homes in Fiscal Year 2026
nlihc.quorum.us
November 27, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Soup of the Day: Eagle Rare

I'm old enough to remember when it was $24 a fifth ten years ago and always on the shelf
November 27, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Psst... @circusmaximus.bsky.social I got you a present
Made a big batch of Mother-In-Law Cocktail today — some to bring tomorrow, some to keep with us at home! www.gumbopages.com/food/beverag...
November 27, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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Solid Gold was a great. Let’s get these dancers on stage to gyrate and grind to the all-time greats of soft rock.
November 26, 2025 at 1:43 AM
It's amazing what you can hear when everyone's AC isn't running
Took moose for an evening walk and one neighbor was beautifully practicing the piano with a window open, another down the street listening to 1930s/1940s big band music while having a backyard campfire. Beautiful out
November 24, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Remind me again...what's a win?
November 24, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Hashtag Loomis Math
The Saints top 5 cap hits for 2026 AND 2027 are:

A 35 year old TE averaging 2 yards per carry
A 30 year old RB averaging 3.5 yards per carry
A 36 year old DE
A 36 year old LB
A 28 year old C who has played 14 games total the last 2 years.
November 24, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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in any event, if anyone wants to order this book from a Bama professor about raising a trans child in rural America, he’s got a list of independent booksellers here: www.simbutler.com
And the Dragons Do Come: Raising a Transgender Kid in Rural America
www.simbutler.com
November 24, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Getting upset with the high school kicker is fine, but let's not overlook that this entire team is dogshit. Pure gerchominochen.
November 24, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Intentional grounding is the new "what is a catch, actually?"
November 23, 2025 at 11:53 PM
What the flying fuck was that
November 23, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Accidentally bought a fresh turkey so I need to get this one in the freezer before I fry it Thursday
November 23, 2025 at 10:55 PM
It's not easy being the only 16 year old in the NFL, y'all. He has school tomorrow.
Every kicker in the NFL can make 60-yard bank shots but Blake Grupe can't hit a basic 40ish yarder
November 23, 2025 at 10:27 PM
(Derogatory)
Well it is a Saints Falcons game
November 23, 2025 at 9:34 PM
They're still shitty
November 23, 2025 at 9:31 PM
In the "know your crowd" department, they're selling "I survived the Zuppardo's parking lot - Thanksgiving 2025" shirts at the customer service/lotto/booze counter. Didn't think to grab a pic but I did chuckle.
If'n you really want to shake hands with danger, you can't do much better than the parking lot at the old people's grocery store after church on the Sunday before Thanksgiving.
November 23, 2025 at 8:28 PM
If'n you really want to shake hands with danger, you can't do much better than the parking lot at the old people's grocery store after church on the Sunday before Thanksgiving.
November 23, 2025 at 7:39 PM
31.64 miles. Not a PR but within half a mile. I am caked in salt. My calves are screaming. I missed this.
November 23, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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Advancement in Koozie Technology
November 22, 2025 at 1:46 PM