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rowanorlean.bsky.social @rowanorlean.bsky.social · 27d

Everyone already beat me to the Weird Al joke, so I will pivot, and suggest everyone interested in the potential of Magic Beds go watch Roujin Z.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vOS...

Roujin Z (1991) English Dub 1080p

YouTube video by Retro Anime World

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rowanorlean.bsky.social @rowanorlean.bsky.social · 29d

In the off chance it needs to be said, I'm a small creator, any likes, shares or eyeballs on my work is deeply appreciated! <3 <3 <3

rowanorlean.bsky.social @rowanorlean.bsky.social · 29d

Sometimes I get arguing on the internet about #characters and I need to get a whole thing out of my system.
#writing #storycraft #character #problematicfaves #writesky

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In Defense of The Gremlin

Why My Favorite Characters are all Assholes

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rowanorlean.bsky.social @rowanorlean.bsky.social · Sep 24

Quantum mechanics is what happens when a five year old keeps asking "But why?" and you employ increasingly elaborate methods to answer them.

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Cindy @glambert3599.bsky.social · Sep 24

Must watch!

Wajahat Ali @wajali.bsky.social · Sep 24

Jimmy Kimmel's Monologue now has 14.3 MILLION VIEWS on YouTube.

It would be a shame for you to share it

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Jimmy Kimmel is Back!

YouTube video by Jimmy Kimmel Live

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rowanorlean.bsky.social @rowanorlean.bsky.social · Sep 24

I like how whatever game humans play, they always have a moment where they rage quit and then come back five minutes later, even more determined.

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Actual names @actualnames.bsky.social · Sep 24

Dick Butt

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rowanorlean.bsky.social @rowanorlean.bsky.social · Sep 24

I can imagine, using all five senses, the immersive experience of eating an apple while standing in an orchard at dusk at the very beginning of fall. But, If I have to do algebra, I will cry. We all have our strengths and weaknesses.

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Blibbles - DRAGON STRANDING @blibbles.bsky.social · Sep 24

Let's make sure that we're remembering to do this too.

It's been a whirlwind, but Jimmy Kimmel's return is a sign that we can still make a difference with payment processors too.

Ana Valens | 🔞 | COMMS: (3/5) @acvalens.net · Sep 17

Steam may be clamping down on post-launch NSFW content for adult games. I take a look at the issue, whether Steam Early Access NSFW titles are actually going away (spoiler: it's complicated), and analyze a leaked copy of the Steam Mature Content Survey

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Steam May Be Clamping Down On Post-Launch NSFW Content

Post-launch NSFW content may require DLC review on Steam. A look into Steam's Mature Content Survey and "9000 year old vampires attending high school."

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rowanorlean.bsky.social @rowanorlean.bsky.social · Sep 24

The right doesn't know how the left speaks, they only know their cartoonish caricature of how we speak.

rowanorlean.bsky.social @rowanorlean.bsky.social · Sep 24

Well, that explains why he'd been bedridden for years but was able to hop up and do a full musical number.

rowanorlean.bsky.social @rowanorlean.bsky.social · Sep 24

a cartoon character says i 'm shocked in front of a blue wall

ALT: a cartoon character says i 'm shocked in front of a blue wall

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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · Sep 24

OOP'S - dashare.zone ADMIN

A SKELITON SITTEN IN A OFFICE CHAIR THAT LOOKS GOOD BUT IT FUCKED UP THERE BACK SOMEHOW, ALWAYS HAPPEN'S WHEN YA LEAST EXPECT , AND DA TEXT SAYS "SAT WRONG FOR 15 MINUTE'S NOW MY PEACE OF SHIT BODY IS COMPLETLEY DESTROYED" , THATS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN ALIEN'S TAKE HOMINIDS AND CHANGE THERE DNA AROUND TO MAKE PEOPLE SO THE PEOPLE CAN MINE GOLD AND MAKE PLASTIC FOR THEM, WHO KNWOS WHY THE ALIENS LIKE EITHER OF THOSE THINGS, BUT YA GOTTA ADMIT WE DO A GOOD JOB AT BOTH OF THEM - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

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rowanorlean.bsky.social @rowanorlean.bsky.social · Sep 24

I mean... Maybe we should start paying etsy witches to do other stuff? See how it goes? It feels like we have a whole untapped resource that has a lot of promise.

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Just Call Me Amanda🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛ @amandabf.bsky.social · Sep 23

Me, not allowing the world to see that my anxiety is eating me alive and I really am a fluffy, unbothered, little asshole with no fucks to give.

Drawing of a tabby cat walking jauntily through some flowers

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Daniel Ahmad @zhugeex.com · Sep 23

With each day, this tweet becomes more prescient.

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rowanorlean.bsky.social @rowanorlean.bsky.social · Sep 23

Rapture Simulator 2025, free to play!

rowanorlean.bsky.social @rowanorlean.bsky.social · Sep 23

Even if we take this "Tylenol causes autism" BS as true, the alternative is a higher incidence of fetal spine and brain malformations, which are often fatal, which can be caused by fevers during pregnancy. Why is that a better outcome?
Autism isn't the worst thing that can happen.
#Tylenol #Autism

rowanorlean.bsky.social @rowanorlean.bsky.social · Sep 23

Valid.

rowanorlean.bsky.social @rowanorlean.bsky.social · Sep 23

I don't envy Kimmel. He has the chance to do the funniest thing right now, but the funniest thing might be any of a dozen actions. Do a monolgue about why he's quitting and then just walk out? Do an entire monologue about Epstein? Re-do the exact same monologue?
#kimmel #decisions #choosewisely

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rowanorlean.bsky.social @rowanorlean.bsky.social · Sep 23

You know, there have been a lot of movies lately about children of absent and emotionally immature parents. I've heard this trend in film called "Millennials just want an apology", and like... Yeah??? That would be nice, actually.

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rowanorlean.bsky.social @rowanorlean.bsky.social · Sep 23

a man with his mouth open and the word burn written on his shirt

ALT: a man with his mouth open and the word burn written on his shirt

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rowanorlean.bsky.social @rowanorlean.bsky.social · Sep 23

If anyone is a "chosen one" amidst the fellowship, it's Sam, who resisted the temptation of the ring and damaged the daughter of an eldritch being from before time so badly that she ran away and was evidently never heard from again.

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rowanorlean.bsky.social @rowanorlean.bsky.social · Sep 23

You are not supposed to be excited about the Rapture. If you're feeling superior to the people who you think aren't getting raptured, then you're committing the sin of pride, and you're going to be stuck here with the rest of us.
#Rapture #leftbehind

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rowanorlean.bsky.social @rowanorlean.bsky.social · Sep 23

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