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@rowanorlean.bsky.social
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Writer, shitposter, trashgoblin. Gender Agnostic, Neurodivergent. INTP. I like to watch movies, and also shows about murders. I don't wanna post about politics, but I feel like I gotta, so...
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Everyone already beat me to the Weird Al joke, so I will pivot, and suggest everyone interested in the potential of Magic Beds go watch Roujin Z.
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Roujin Z (1991) English Dub 1080p
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In the off chance it needs to be said, I'm a small creator, any likes, shares or eyeballs on my work is deeply appreciated! <3 <3 <3
Quantum mechanics is what happens when a five year old keeps asking "But why?" and you employ increasingly elaborate methods to answer them.
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Must watch!
Jimmy Kimmel's Monologue now has 14.3 MILLION VIEWS on YouTube.

It would be a shame for you to share it

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Jimmy Kimmel is Back!
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I like how whatever game humans play, they always have a moment where they rage quit and then come back five minutes later, even more determined.
I can imagine, using all five senses, the immersive experience of eating an apple while standing in an orchard at dusk at the very beginning of fall. But, If I have to do algebra, I will cry. We all have our strengths and weaknesses.
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Let's make sure that we're remembering to do this too.

It's been a whirlwind, but Jimmy Kimmel's return is a sign that we can still make a difference with payment processors too.
Steam may be clamping down on post-launch NSFW content for adult games. I take a look at the issue, whether Steam Early Access NSFW titles are actually going away (spoiler: it's complicated), and analyze a leaked copy of the Steam Mature Content Survey

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Steam May Be Clamping Down On Post-Launch NSFW Content
Post-launch NSFW content may require DLC review on Steam. A look into Steam's Mature Content Survey and "9000 year old vampires attending high school."
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The right doesn't know how the left speaks, they only know their cartoonish caricature of how we speak.
Well, that explains why he'd been bedridden for years but was able to hop up and do a full musical number.
I mean... Maybe we should start paying etsy witches to do other stuff? See how it goes? It feels like we have a whole untapped resource that has a lot of promise.
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Me, not allowing the world to see that my anxiety is eating me alive and I really am a fluffy, unbothered, little asshole with no fucks to give.
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With each day, this tweet becomes more prescient.
Rapture Simulator 2025, free to play!
Even if we take this "Tylenol causes autism" BS as true, the alternative is a higher incidence of fetal spine and brain malformations, which are often fatal, which can be caused by fevers during pregnancy. Why is that a better outcome?
Autism isn't the worst thing that can happen.
#Tylenol #Autism
I don't envy Kimmel. He has the chance to do the funniest thing right now, but the funniest thing might be any of a dozen actions. Do a monolgue about why he's quitting and then just walk out? Do an entire monologue about Epstein? Re-do the exact same monologue?
#kimmel #decisions #choosewisely
You know, there have been a lot of movies lately about children of absent and emotionally immature parents. I've heard this trend in film called "Millennials just want an apology", and like... Yeah??? That would be nice, actually.
If anyone is a "chosen one" amidst the fellowship, it's Sam, who resisted the temptation of the ring and damaged the daughter of an eldritch being from before time so badly that she ran away and was evidently never heard from again.
You are not supposed to be excited about the Rapture. If you're feeling superior to the people who you think aren't getting raptured, then you're committing the sin of pride, and you're going to be stuck here with the rest of us.
#Rapture #leftbehind