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RoxyQueen (Charlene)
@roxyqueen.bsky.social
She/her•GenX•Happy Cynic•Progressive/Leftist (non-negotiable)•Will absolutely have a conversation with your pet
You can argue all you want whether Stede Bonnet is a hottie; but these two stone cold foxes were rubbing their tits the second they caught sight of him.
January 13, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Doing an OFMD rewatch, and giggling that they were *immediately* hinting this is an LGBTQ+ show. 😄
January 2, 2026 at 7:39 PM
THIS SHOULD’VE BEEN THE SET OF “Our Flag.” And 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️. Obvs.
(From Samba’s IG.)
December 14, 2025 at 10:10 PM
From Rosie’s IG this morning. Shhh, no one tell her my Rhys Darby is a constant butt-offerer.
December 12, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Lil WIP of chapter 9, In Suco Nasali, Veritas

I am *certain* someone thought of this before, but I was remembering how my gay friends call each other girls’ names, as in: “Okay, settle down, Gina.”

And I started thinking about “Who’s this Mary?” as a snide, gay-re:-gay comment. Thus:
December 11, 2025 at 12:17 AM
This crossed my Facebook timeline in an article about Sarsgaard. Seems this could be another modern AU Ed Teach with a horny blond rando moving in on Stede’s man.
December 3, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Modern AU Ed would totally be staring at the Stiddies like this. No arguments accepted.
December 2, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I just need to tell you that, maybe three weeks ago, I had precisely ONE fic tab open, and I was genuinely worried OFMD fan writing was waning. And then the Big Bang hit, plus many new fics, and now I have 40-odd tabs open. I love you guys.
a man with long hair and a beard is under water
Alt: a man with long hair and a beard is under water
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2025 at 11:00 PM
My phone has started “correcting” the word DICK to the word FUCK, and that’s a beautiful thing.

(This is a nice little bump-set for the crew to spike with ONE particular screenshot.)
November 18, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Ligs earning their keep, I see. (From an IG ad for the upcoming SBS series with Hasselhoff.)

www.instagram.com/reel/DQYyh3d...
November 12, 2025 at 6:39 AM
A teeeeeny, tiny little snippet from my WIP, “In Suco Nasali, Veritas:”
November 5, 2025 at 8:36 PM
As seen on “Last Week Tonight with John Oliver:” Ed absolutely gets these slippers for Stede, and Stede loves them, but gets mad that he can’t find a silver pair for Ed.
October 29, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Everything is Gentlebeard when you’re an OFMD fan, and a bit pervy.

www.instagram.com/reel/DPtaIoP...
October 17, 2025 at 11:05 PM
A Little Kinktober Validation: although “Rocky Horror Picture Show” is 50 years old, the only member of the youthful* main cast to have shuffled off is the decidedly uncool Meatloaf. Stay freaky, friends.

* Of course, the two older fellows (narrator, Dr. Scott) died a while back.
October 11, 2025 at 3:54 AM
If you had to pick an OFMD “Halloween” episode, it’d be “Art of Fuckery,” right?
October 1, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Inspired by an older couple I saw languishing in traffic on a motorcycle, a very short Skyfic: Deeply Uncool
September 29, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Jim Buttons
🤝

Biting Fingers
September 29, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Took my 13 year old to her first concert (though it was really for me, musician-wise): Pulp at the Hollywood Bowl. She got her first contact high, first encounter with unhoused folks, her first Uber ride, first time walking L.A. in the dark… it all seemed fitting for Pulp’s gritty-glam style.
September 27, 2025 at 5:34 AM
I don’t know how many of you play Lil Snack brain games online. Today they leaned into Talk Like a Pirate Day, including a word search with OUR BOYS.

[I’ll grant I was never a huge pirate nerd before this show; still, I’m thinking they’d never have included SB prior to OFMD.]
September 19, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Kitten Rhys Darby, giving me some fanfic inspo here, whether I want it or not. 🤭
September 9, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I got soooooo spoiled for my birthday: lobster and OFMD. Sweeeeet. (And kitten Rhys Darby tried to join the meal.)
August 22, 2025 at 4:00 AM
First day of middle school (7th grade) for our kiddo. Yesterday, in line at a store, a woman took one look at her and said, “I’ll bet you like musical theater,” then tried to recruit her into amateur productions. I love that there’s a “look” about such kids, and that theater teacher *knew* it. 😄
August 18, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Stede: “Happy birthday, darling! You know, in my family, we have a tradition that the birthday boy gets spanked, once for every year of his life.”
August 16, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Stede-coded Tupperware. Color name? Peacock.
August 8, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Absolutely knows what he’s doing.
August 8, 2025 at 9:32 AM