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RoxyQueen (Charlene)
@roxyqueen.bsky.social
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She/her•GenX•Happy Cynic•Progressive/Leftist (non-negotiable)•Will absolutely have a conversation with your pet
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You can argue all you want whether Stede Bonnet is a hottie; but these two stone cold foxes were rubbing their tits the second they caught sight of him.
Edward Teach (Taika Waititi) in “Our Flag Means Death.” He wears black leather and is running his hand from his chest down to his stomach. Anne Bonny (Minnie Driver) in “Our Flag Means Death.” She wears a green blouse and brown leather corset. She’s rubbing a silver sugar bowl against her impressive bosom.
January 13, 2026 at 2:50 AM
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Doing an OFMD rewatch, and giggling that they were *immediately* hinting this is an LGBTQ+ show. 😄
Scene from “Our Flag Means Death.” A man in fancy pirate dress struggles down a rope ladder, telling two men in a small boat below, “Can you two down there just hold the bottom?” Scene from “Our Flag Means Death.” Lucius and Oluwande look over the ship’s rail. The closed captioning reads, “Keep it straight, if you can.”
January 2, 2026 at 7:39 PM
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THIS SHOULD’VE BEEN THE SET OF “Our Flag.” And 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️. Obvs.
(From Samba’s IG.)
An instagram story about Samba Schutte shooting a nude scene with six models on the show “Pluribus.”
December 14, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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From Rosie’s IG this morning. Shhh, no one tell her my Rhys Darby is a constant butt-offerer.
A screen shot from Instagram about cats putting their butts in our faces to be friendly. A blue haired woman with an orange cat’s tail way too close to her face. A blue haired woman with an orange cat’s tail way too close to her face. A purple haired woman with an orange cat’s tail way too close to her face.
December 12, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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Lil WIP of chapter 9, In Suco Nasali, Veritas

I am *certain* someone thought of this before, but I was remembering how my gay friends call each other girls’ names, as in: “Okay, settle down, Gina.”

And I started thinking about “Who’s this Mary?” as a snide, gay-re:-gay comment. Thus:
Text reads: Lucius, thrilled to be holding court, began. “So, there I was, a mere slip of a lad, farrrr too beautiful and talented to be languishing in the secretarial pool at BonneTech. I’d see this one,”—he jerked a thumb dramatically toward Stede—“sashaying past every day, with his fluffy hair, his clingy suits, and his fucking mauve ascots, and think, ‘Who’s this mary, then?’” He smirked, and paused for the usual laughter response. Ed started cracking his knuckles. “Then one day, I got called up to the big show: personal assistant to the CEO! … ‘s son,” Lucius concluded drily. “Talk about a career dead end! No one’s ever going to promote the nepo-baby—sorry, Stede—or his P.A. No chance of marrying my boss, because I heard the guy’s straight as spaghetti.” “That guy?” Archie asked with a laugh, pointing. “St-Stede Stede?”
December 11, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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This crossed my Facebook timeline in an article about Sarsgaard. Seems this could be another modern AU Ed Teach with a horny blond rando moving in on Stede’s man.
Taika Waititi and Alexander Sarsgaard in formalwear. Taika, in an all-black tuxedo, stands mostly facing the camera. Alexander, in typical white shirt and black tux combo, is mostly in profile, staring at Taika. His tongue is poking out of his mouth and he looks smitten.
December 3, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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Modern AU Ed would totally be staring at the Stiddies like this. No arguments accepted.
Black and white image of Taika Waititi and Rita Ora in evening wear. He wears a white jacket and shirt, and black pants. She wears a white plunging dress.
December 2, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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I just need to tell you that, maybe three weeks ago, I had precisely ONE fic tab open, and I was genuinely worried OFMD fan writing was waning. And then the Big Bang hit, plus many new fics, and now I have 40-odd tabs open. I love you guys.
a man with long hair and a beard is under water
Alt: a man with long hair and a beard is under water
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November 20, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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My phone has started “correcting” the word DICK to the word FUCK, and that’s a beautiful thing.

(This is a nice little bump-set for the crew to spike with ONE particular screenshot.)
November 18, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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Ligs earning their keep, I see. (From an IG ad for the upcoming SBS series with Hasselhoff.)

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Rhys Darby on the phone. He’s standing in a kitchen, wearing a dark blue shirt, puffer vest, and shorts, plus a tan flat cap.
November 12, 2025 at 6:39 AM
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A teeeeeny, tiny little snippet from my WIP, “In Suco Nasali, Veritas:”
Text reading: Jim chuckled. “Shit. Every time I think Stede’s the biggest bitch on this crew, Izzy comes along to slap the tiara off his head.” Izzy winked and blew them a kiss.
November 5, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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As seen on “Last Week Tonight with John Oliver:” Ed absolutely gets these slippers for Stede, and Stede loves them, but gets mad that he can’t find a silver pair for Ed.
A pair of backless slippers made of gold fabric. At the toe of the slippers is fake fur, simulating pubic hair, and a 3-inch penis sewn of the same gold fabric. There are testicles of the same fabric near the bottom of the toe box.
October 29, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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Everything is Gentlebeard when you’re an OFMD fan, and a bit pervy.

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Two fluffy white cats. One has orange markings and stands upright, back to the camera. The other has black markings and is licking the anus of the standing cat.
October 17, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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A Little Kinktober Validation: although “Rocky Horror Picture Show” is 50 years old, the only member of the youthful* main cast to have shuffled off is the decidedly uncool Meatloaf. Stay freaky, friends.

* Of course, the two older fellows (narrator, Dr. Scott) died a while back.
A still from the movie “Rocky Horror Picture Show.” In the center, Tim Curry as Dr. Frank N. Furter wears heavy makeup, a pearl necklace, green surgical gown, and lace gloves. Two red-haired women are in either side of him, wearing surgical masks.
October 11, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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If you had to pick an OFMD “Halloween” episode, it’d be “Art of Fuckery,” right?
A man with gray hair and beard wears a black cat costume.
October 1, 2025 at 4:58 AM
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Inspired by an older couple I saw languishing in traffic on a motorcycle, a very short Skyfic: Deeply Uncool
Two riders, all in black leather with bright green accents, sharing a black motorcycle with green body accents. The text of the photo reads: Deeply Uncool An OFMD SkyMicroFic
September 29, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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Jim Buttons
🤝

Biting Fingers
A middle aged Latina woman dressed as a nun, in black habit.
September 29, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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Took my 13 year old to her first concert (though it was really for me, musician-wise): Pulp at the Hollywood Bowl. She got her first contact high, first encounter with unhoused folks, her first Uber ride, first time walking L.A. in the dark… it all seemed fitting for Pulp’s gritty-glam style.
The band Pulp performs onstage. There is a screen with an orange sky and a fluffy white cloud behind them. There are about eight musicians performing. Jarvis Cocker of Pulp sings onstage. He stands next to a large bass drum.
September 27, 2025 at 5:34 AM
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I don’t know how many of you play Lil Snack brain games online. Today they leaned into Talk Like a Pirate Day, including a word search with OUR BOYS.

[I’ll grant I was never a huge pirate nerd before this show; still, I’m thinking they’d never have included SB prior to OFMD.]
Screen shot of a word search game called Down Words, from the web site Lil Snack. All of the words are pirate themed. The highlighted words are “Blackbeard” and “Stede Bonnet.”
September 19, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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Kitten Rhys Darby, giving me some fanfic inspo here, whether I want it or not. 🤭
A blue haired woman and a ginger cat. The cat has his tail on her face, and his bum hole very close to her ear. A blue haired woman and a ginger cat. The cat has his tail on her face, and his bum hole very close to her ear.
September 9, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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I got soooooo spoiled for my birthday: lobster and OFMD. Sweeeeet. (And kitten Rhys Darby tried to join the meal.)
August 22, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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First day of middle school (7th grade) for our kiddo. Yesterday, in line at a store, a woman took one look at her and said, “I’ll bet you like musical theater,” then tried to recruit her into amateur productions. I love that there’s a “look” about such kids, and that theater teacher *knew* it. 😄
A child, seen from behind, walks toward a school. The child is wearing a pink skirt and carrying a gray backpack.
August 18, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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Stede: “Happy birthday, darling! You know, in my family, we have a tradition that the birthday boy gets spanked, once for every year of his life.”
A man with long gray hair and a gray beard, wearing all black leather. He looks delighted about something.
August 16, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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Stede-coded Tupperware. Color name? Peacock.
Images of Tupperware bakeware. It is a deep teal, and appears to be glass/translucent. To the left are several stacked pieces of the products, and to the right is a tube pan with a light yellow cake in it. There is also a lid, brown eggs, and a blue striped napkin in the image.
August 8, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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Absolutely knows what he’s doing.
A photo of a shirtless blond man smiling, view from mid-chest up. His hair is disheveled but stylish. Source: Rhys Darby insta story.
August 8, 2025 at 9:32 AM