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RoxyQueen (Charlene)
@roxyqueen.bsky.social
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She/her•GenX•Happy Cynic•Progressive/Leftist (non-negotiable)•Will absolutely have a conversation with your pet
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You can argue all you want whether Stede Bonnet is a hottie; but these two stone cold foxes were rubbing their tits the second they caught sight of him.
Edward Teach (Taika Waititi) in “Our Flag Means Death.” He wears black leather and is running his hand from his chest down to his stomach. Anne Bonny (Minnie Driver) in “Our Flag Means Death.” She wears a green blouse and brown leather corset. She’s rubbing a silver sugar bowl against her impressive bosom.
January 13, 2026 at 2:50 AM
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Oh, this makes me miss my Jack Donaghy so much. I loved how his train would fill in as it got closer to begging-to-mate season. 😄
A peacock with mid-grown train feathers fanned. Close up of a peacock looking annoyed.
January 4, 2026 at 4:16 AM
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Totes! Rhys Darby keeping me down in all the best ways this morning, then pouting because I was still cooking when it was CLEARLY bedtime tonight.
Orange cat sleeping on a fuzzy comforter. Orange cat sleeping on a refrigerator
January 3, 2026 at 5:33 AM
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Doing an OFMD rewatch, and giggling that they were *immediately* hinting this is an LGBTQ+ show. 😄
Scene from “Our Flag Means Death.” A man in fancy pirate dress struggles down a rope ladder, telling two men in a small boat below, “Can you two down there just hold the bottom?” Scene from “Our Flag Means Death.” Lucius and Oluwande look over the ship’s rail. The closed captioning reads, “Keep it straight, if you can.”
January 2, 2026 at 7:39 PM
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But he was showing you paternalistic affection! 🙄🙄🙄🤢🤮 This smacks of, “Listen, little girl, I know better than you do.”

He’s lucky he went home with ten functioning fingers.
Scene from “Our Flag Means Death:” the air is gloomy and green. Buttons says to Lucius, “Sorry, laddie. You triggered my fight or bite response.”
December 19, 2025 at 6:27 AM
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Cher does not, or else she’d have called it the Sheep song. Also, she’s not a fucking mermaid.
Record cover for the song “Shoop Shoop Song (it’s in His Kiss).” Cher wears a curly blonde wig and is dressed as a mermaid with a teal tail.
December 18, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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Salt n Pepa concur.
Image of the record cover for the single “Shoop” by Salt n Pepa. Three women of color are wearing shades of gold, black, white, and red.
December 18, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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THIS SHOULD’VE BEEN THE SET OF “Our Flag.” And 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️. Obvs.
(From Samba’s IG.)
An instagram story about Samba Schutte shooting a nude scene with six models on the show “Pluribus.”
December 14, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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From Rosie’s IG this morning. Shhh, no one tell her my Rhys Darby is a constant butt-offerer.
A screen shot from Instagram about cats putting their butts in our faces to be friendly. A blue haired woman with an orange cat’s tail way too close to her face. A blue haired woman with an orange cat’s tail way too close to her face. A purple haired woman with an orange cat’s tail way too close to her face.
December 12, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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Lil WIP of chapter 9, In Suco Nasali, Veritas

I am *certain* someone thought of this before, but I was remembering how my gay friends call each other girls’ names, as in: “Okay, settle down, Gina.”

And I started thinking about “Who’s this Mary?” as a snide, gay-re:-gay comment. Thus:
Text reads: Lucius, thrilled to be holding court, began. “So, there I was, a mere slip of a lad, farrrr too beautiful and talented to be languishing in the secretarial pool at BonneTech. I’d see this one,”—he jerked a thumb dramatically toward Stede—“sashaying past every day, with his fluffy hair, his clingy suits, and his fucking mauve ascots, and think, ‘Who’s this mary, then?’” He smirked, and paused for the usual laughter response. Ed started cracking his knuckles. “Then one day, I got called up to the big show: personal assistant to the CEO! … ‘s son,” Lucius concluded drily. “Talk about a career dead end! No one’s ever going to promote the nepo-baby—sorry, Stede—or his P.A. No chance of marrying my boss, because I heard the guy’s straight as spaghetti.” “That guy?” Archie asked with a laugh, pointing. “St-Stede Stede?”
December 11, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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Yesss! Last night, it was both of our boy cats, but it’s always, always my sweet baby Rhys Darby.
Orange cat lies on top of a person’s upper legs
December 10, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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I am so sorry, for your neighbor’s ordeal and for your stress and worry. 🫂 Please accept a virtual gingerbread bar, virtual fresh baked bread, my angry, protective spirit hovering over your domicile, or kitten Rhys Darby being as handsome as his human counterpart.
Gingerbread bar held in a hand, in front of white and red rose patterned curtains. A loaf of bread and a pan of rolls An angry woman with green hair glares at the viewer An orange cat lying on a mantel.
December 3, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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Congratulations to the whole family! You can keep him from the seafaring life by giving him a sack of gold, a knife, and some good stabbing tips.
A man in black leather hands a bag to two children.
December 3, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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This crossed my Facebook timeline in an article about Sarsgaard. Seems this could be another modern AU Ed Teach with a horny blond rando moving in on Stede’s man.
Taika Waititi and Alexander Sarsgaard in formalwear. Taika, in an all-black tuxedo, stands mostly facing the camera. Alexander, in typical white shirt and black tux combo, is mostly in profile, staring at Taika. His tongue is poking out of his mouth and he looks smitten.
December 3, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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Modern AU Ed would totally be staring at the Stiddies like this. No arguments accepted.
Black and white image of Taika Waititi and Rita Ora in evening wear. He wears a white jacket and shirt, and black pants. She wears a white plunging dress.
December 2, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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If only they weren’t fixed (and on separate sides of the US). Imagine the beautiful, stupid babies these two would have.
Close up of a black and white cat in a basket
November 29, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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I *wish* Rhys Darby were a head/neck cuddler! He’s more of a between-the-legs guy. He actively “WTF-do-you-think-you’re-doing?”s me when I try to get my face near him.
Ginger cat lying on white blanket. Three-quarters face view of a blue-haired woman lying on a teal pillow. She is looking at a ginger cat lying next to the pillow.
November 22, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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My one and only OFMD cosplay/Halloween costume, Stede Bonnet Autumn Vibes, 2022. I sewed the pants as fall fronts, but you can’t even see it. 😄
Person dressed in a burgundy 18th century costume. Person in a burgundy 18th century outfit. Person in burgundy 18th century clothes, holding a teacup. Person in 18th burgundy clothes, holding books.
November 21, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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Okay, I may have been too oblique (again): 😄
Taika Waititi as Blackbeard in “Our Flag Means Death.” It’s a tight shot of him frowning and saying, “Dickfuck, no, it’s not.”
November 19, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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Happy birthday! Please enjoy RD’s legs 👀 and my cat, Rhys Darby, between my legs.
Rhys Darby sits in a chair outside. He wears a blue-green shirt and brown leather pants. And orange cat lies on a white blanket.
November 17, 2025 at 4:54 AM
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Ligs earning their keep, I see. (From an IG ad for the upcoming SBS series with Hasselhoff.)

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Rhys Darby on the phone. He’s standing in a kitchen, wearing a dark blue shirt, puffer vest, and shorts, plus a tan flat cap.
November 12, 2025 at 6:39 AM
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A teeeeeny, tiny little snippet from my WIP, “In Suco Nasali, Veritas:”
Text reading: Jim chuckled. “Shit. Every time I think Stede’s the biggest bitch on this crew, Izzy comes along to slap the tiara off his head.” Izzy winked and blew them a kiss.
November 5, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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As seen on “Last Week Tonight with John Oliver:” Ed absolutely gets these slippers for Stede, and Stede loves them, but gets mad that he can’t find a silver pair for Ed.
A pair of backless slippers made of gold fabric. At the toe of the slippers is fake fur, simulating pubic hair, and a 3-inch penis sewn of the same gold fabric. There are testicles of the same fabric near the bottom of the toe box.
October 29, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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Everything is Gentlebeard when you’re an OFMD fan, and a bit pervy.

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Two fluffy white cats. One has orange markings and stands upright, back to the camera. The other has black markings and is licking the anus of the standing cat.
October 17, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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Yes! I decided to name him that because, the night we got him, he jumped onto my butt and latched on. 🤭 I thought, “Oh, I’m gonna love saying stuff like ‘Rhys Darby is an ass man,’ or, ‘Rhys Darby slept between my legs all night.’”
Orange cat sleeping between the legs of a woman in a red nightdress. The cat’s tail is amusingly positioned at her groin.
October 16, 2025 at 2:08 AM