Royal Chant
@royalchant.bsky.social
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fast & fuzzed, slanted & slurred Guruk/Port Macquarie, Birpai Land NEW MUSIC: "Be Your Own Boss" OUT NOW NEXT SHOW: 18/10/25 @ Lazy Thinking (Marrickville, NSW) no DMs thnx
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royalchant.bsky.social
how embarrassing for you
royalchant.bsky.social
what is the most salacious/outlandish/whispered rumor about either the White House or Congress that you think is likely true?
royalchant.bsky.social
if we had even a sliver as much wealth as this soggy dickhead we would, at the very least, splurge on a decent suit that doesn't look like it was swiped from crackhead in the morgue.
dennycarter.bsky.social
peter thiel has gotta be the wettest of the oligarchs
peter thiel looking sweaty as usual
royalchant.bsky.social
Cam Skattebo runs like Sam Kinison singing “Kickstart My Heart”
royalchant.bsky.social
even pacifists gotta be tempted to take on some of those Texas National Guard deplorables

#ICE #Texas #NationalGuard #MealTeamSix #yallQaida #uspoli
royalchant.bsky.social
Guided by VOices just dropped another single from their upcoming LP (their 43rd?!?!). Each and every day with more or new GBV is a good day and better than without, any thoughts on this new one?

tidal.com/track/447041...
Guided By Voices - Phantasmagoric Upstarts
Listen to Phantasmagoric Upstarts on TIDAL
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jessicaperthwa.bsky.social
#QT What a shame that Labor are failing to supply Solar Panels Government owned rentals to help those of us who could benefit greatly from it. What a shame that Labor won't legislate that all rentals must have Solar Panels by say July 2028
royalchant.bsky.social
There's not many hills worth dying on these days but this is definitely one of ours.

Australia is our home as refugees from the USA (get used to seeing/hearing that phrase), and worth fighting for.

White privilege. Nepotism. Just the usual.

#auspol #JakeDanby

www.abc.net.au/news/2025-10...
'There's no justice': Outrage as Jake Danby walks after fatal hit-and-run
A fatal hit-and-run case in Darwin has exposed deep disparities in the NT’s justice system, say Aboriginal leaders, as the victim’s family speaks out.
www.abc.net.au
royalchant.bsky.social
This pic screams “she’s gonna blow the President and pencil dude gets off on watching”
royalchant.bsky.social
Big Homeless is behind it all, that must be it
royalchant.bsky.social
carpe the means of production
royalchant.bsky.social
Who’s the “soy boy” now?
royalchant.bsky.social
Counterpoint: burning an American flag has never seemed more appropriate
angrystaffer.bsky.social
I think if you burn an American flag, you’re probably an asshole.

That being said, I’ll defend your right to do so with everything I have.

Symbolic speech is protected by the First Amendment, and no imaginary executive order from Trump changes that.
dbernstein.bsky.social
Oh he can just unilaterally pass unconstitutional laws now huh ok
royalchant.bsky.social
Saw a small koala safely make it across the highway late last night on our way home from Newcastle and yeah gotta celebrate the small victories where you find them.

#koala #wildlife #auspol
royalchant.bsky.social
“Hi, I’m Nick! [mumble mumble hand covering mouth], and I love….ice cream. WHO WANTS ICE CREAM?!?! MY TREAT!!!”

Yeah, that works too
royalchant.bsky.social
Have you started using air quotes when introducing yourself?

“Hi, I’m Nick, a “law” professor”
royalchant.bsky.social
calling it now: Vance was raped in his youth

Not excusing his cruelty, merely attempting to explain it, and this ticks a lot of boxes. Most likely suspects would be the same as for anyone else: family member, clergy, Scout Master, drug vampire, or any other trusted adult

Vance is beyond repair
royalchant.bsky.social
complaining about the halftime show is as old as the Super Bowl itself, MAGA just couldn't wait until AFTER the performance like God intended

#BadBunny #SuperBowl #NFL #Noem #Merica
royalchant.bsky.social
it's hard not to compare Australia's Libs/Nats Coalition (we generally avoid using the full "Liberal" moniker to avoid confusing any US readers) with Trump/MAGA/GOP), but it's even harder to suppress our delight at #Hastie having the political instincts of a Ted Cruz + Todd Hawley chud baby

#auspol
royalchant.bsky.social
Twirling/Spinning/Flipping drumsticks is never OK unless:

-there are young kids in the crowd and you know they are watching you so you do it when they're looking at you so you get to watch their faces light up ✅

-doing it ironically as a tribute to Rikki Rocket ✅

-you're drunk ✅

#ausmusic
royalchant.bsky.social
not really getting what we're talking about, not sure how else to explain it. Sorry we couldn't express ourselves any better or any more clearly to avoid this confusion.
royalchant.bsky.social
We get you, we were just thinking more along the lines of non-partisan, theoretical futurists (if that’s even a thing), essentially those folks who ponder unlikely or extreme scenarios and come up with various ideas & solutions, from the banal to wildly implausible. How WILD could things get?
royalchant.bsky.social
Would love to hear from any Aussie economists or economic think-tanks regarding ways in which Australia could position itself to profit/advance its own interests due to American incompetence (kinda interested in hearing about the various theoretical & hypothetical outcomes).

#auspol