Royal Chant
@royalchant.bsky.social
fast & fuzzed, slanted & slurred
Guruk/Port Macquarie, Birpai Land
NEW MUSIC: "Be Your Own Boss" OUT NOW
NEXT SHOW: 6/12/25 @ The Townie (Newtown/Sydney, NSW)
no DMs thnx
Guruk/Port Macquarie, Birpai Land
NEW MUSIC: "Be Your Own Boss" OUT NOW
NEXT SHOW: 6/12/25 @ The Townie (Newtown/Sydney, NSW)
no DMs thnx
December 6, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Instead of sharing Spotify Wrapoed numbers artists should be sharing screen shots of actual #Spotify payouts
We should get back to the maxim of “if it don’t make dollars it don’t make sense”
Things are bad. Real bad.
#ausmusic #spotifywrapped #scam
We should get back to the maxim of “if it don’t make dollars it don’t make sense”
Things are bad. Real bad.
#ausmusic #spotifywrapped #scam
December 6, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Instead of sharing Spotify Wrapoed numbers artists should be sharing screen shots of actual #Spotify payouts
We should get back to the maxim of “if it don’t make dollars it don’t make sense”
Things are bad. Real bad.
#ausmusic #spotifywrapped #scam
We should get back to the maxim of “if it don’t make dollars it don’t make sense”
Things are bad. Real bad.
#ausmusic #spotifywrapped #scam
You can tell Pete Hesgeth has never read a book because if he had he would know how these things end
#PeteHesgeth #warcrimes #USpoli
#PeteHesgeth #warcrimes #USpoli
December 5, 2025 at 11:35 PM
You can tell Pete Hesgeth has never read a book because if he had he would know how these things end
#PeteHesgeth #warcrimes #USpoli
#PeteHesgeth #warcrimes #USpoli
2025: the year functioning alkies stole the term "fog of war" from Pete Hegseth as slang for drinking on the job
#PeteHegseth #fogofwar
#PeteHegseth #fogofwar
December 3, 2025 at 1:12 AM
2025: the year functioning alkies stole the term "fog of war" from Pete Hegseth as slang for drinking on the job
#PeteHegseth #fogofwar
#PeteHegseth #fogofwar
Lane Kiffin feels like an American version of a Kingsley Amis protagonist
November 30, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Lane Kiffin feels like an American version of a Kingsley Amis protagonist
November 29, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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🎄 We just have to find MELIA a forever home by Christmas 🎄
Heres her bio. Shelter contact information is there. Please read it, maybe you're the one for her. If not repost. Her human is out there. We have to find them. 🤞
⬇️
24petconnect.com/DetailsMain/...
Heres her bio. Shelter contact information is there. Please read it, maybe you're the one for her. If not repost. Her human is out there. We have to find them. 🤞
⬇️
24petconnect.com/DetailsMain/...
November 29, 2025 at 1:36 AM
🎄 We just have to find MELIA a forever home by Christmas 🎄
Heres her bio. Shelter contact information is there. Please read it, maybe you're the one for her. If not repost. Her human is out there. We have to find them. 🤞
⬇️
24petconnect.com/DetailsMain/...
Heres her bio. Shelter contact information is there. Please read it, maybe you're the one for her. If not repost. Her human is out there. We have to find them. 🤞
⬇️
24petconnect.com/DetailsMain/...
November 28, 2025 at 1:14 AM
any US armed forces service member who chooses to remain in the service of the current Commander in Thief is running out of excuses as well as plausible deniability
At a certain point any duty to position, rank, or general overarching service melts into treason
#Trump #MAGA #NationalGuard
At a certain point any duty to position, rank, or general overarching service melts into treason
#Trump #MAGA #NationalGuard
November 27, 2025 at 11:48 AM
any US armed forces service member who chooses to remain in the service of the current Commander in Thief is running out of excuses as well as plausible deniability
At a certain point any duty to position, rank, or general overarching service melts into treason
#Trump #MAGA #NationalGuard
At a certain point any duty to position, rank, or general overarching service melts into treason
#Trump #MAGA #NationalGuard
leave it to a GOP/MAGA sycophant like Pete Hegseth to find a way to make drinking & drugs look lame AF
fucking rookie narc wanker Russian butt-sniffer
#Hegseth #Kegsbreath
fucking rookie narc wanker Russian butt-sniffer
#Hegseth #Kegsbreath
November 26, 2025 at 9:50 AM
leave it to a GOP/MAGA sycophant like Pete Hegseth to find a way to make drinking & drugs look lame AF
fucking rookie narc wanker Russian butt-sniffer
#Hegseth #Kegsbreath
fucking rookie narc wanker Russian butt-sniffer
#Hegseth #Kegsbreath
Stephen Miller and “cuck chair” appear together so much you’d swear it was a part of his full legal name
November 22, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Stephen Miller and “cuck chair” appear together so much you’d swear it was a part of his full legal name
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Just a reminder, “Epstein” is the name of the sex trafficker.
The president is called “Epstein’s monster.”
The president is called “Epstein’s monster.”
November 21, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Just a reminder, “Epstein” is the name of the sex trafficker.
The president is called “Epstein’s monster.”
The president is called “Epstein’s monster.”
we can't be the only ones who wish the Democrats would exploit the loopholes and overall chaotic, flimsy nature of the US democratic system with the same brazen aggression as the GOP.
For instance: #Ukraine
Why aren't Dem leaders directly coordinating with Kyiv?
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-11...
For instance: #Ukraine
Why aren't Dem leaders directly coordinating with Kyiv?
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-11...
'Capitulation': Everything we know about new US plans to end war in Ukraine
European allies of Kyiv say "peace cannot be capitulation" as details of a new plan to end the Ukraine war emerge.
www.abc.net.au
November 20, 2025 at 8:18 PM
we can't be the only ones who wish the Democrats would exploit the loopholes and overall chaotic, flimsy nature of the US democratic system with the same brazen aggression as the GOP.
For instance: #Ukraine
Why aren't Dem leaders directly coordinating with Kyiv?
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-11...
For instance: #Ukraine
Why aren't Dem leaders directly coordinating with Kyiv?
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-11...
"Quiet Piggy" will haunt President Man Tits to his swiftly approaching grave
November 19, 2025 at 8:01 PM
"Quiet Piggy" will haunt President Man Tits to his swiftly approaching grave
it feels like the MAGA/GOP cult has zero idea just how badly the "Quiet Piggy" backlash is going to get for them and their leader and we love this for them
#quietpiggy
#quietpiggy
November 19, 2025 at 7:50 PM
it feels like the MAGA/GOP cult has zero idea just how badly the "Quiet Piggy" backlash is going to get for them and their leader and we love this for them
#quietpiggy
#quietpiggy
helluva typo
Today we won a big victory in Texas but the fight for democracy is not over. We all need to steel ourselves for the battles ahead. We won't win them all, but we can never lose sight of what we need to do to prepare fee and fair elections.
November 19, 2025 at 3:23 AM
helluva typo
Double J just posted their latest adds to rotation and any time we see Ziggy Alberts' name anywhere within the AU music scene that doesn't include scorn for his antivaxx nonsense during the COVID crisis we wonder WTF happened to people to get so beige and benign about everything
#ausmusic #doublej
#ausmusic #doublej
November 16, 2025 at 10:21 PM
coming from the USA, it took us a long, long, loooooong time to get used to the state of Australian high school (also known as "college" down under), university, and even professional football fields and accompanying track fields (hint: they don't do that in Australia)
BUT....
1/2
BUT....
1/2
November 16, 2025 at 10:28 AM
coming from the USA, it took us a long, long, loooooong time to get used to the state of Australian high school (also known as "college" down under), university, and even professional football fields and accompanying track fields (hint: they don't do that in Australia)
BUT....
1/2
BUT....
1/2
the longer we dwell on it the more obvious it seems that musicians & artists, no matter how big or small, can no longer offer up our music & art to streaming services under the current conditions. It is essentially "pay to play", only on a much grander and more venal scale.
#spotify #ausmusic
#spotify #ausmusic
November 16, 2025 at 10:10 AM
We posted our response to @aaron.bsky.team (#bluesky Head of Trust & Safety(!)) directly but it's important to point out just how disingenuous this re-framing is. Megyn Kelly was not functioning as a "journalist" and was not simply "talking about a topic", but dismissing & normalizing it
First I’m sorry that you had such tragic experiences. That’s horrific.
1) if a person on the news, such as a female journalist talks about a topic, does she deserve threats in a joking way?
2) would you believe those acceptable to receive on your account?
1) if a person on the news, such as a female journalist talks about a topic, does she deserve threats in a joking way?
2) would you believe those acceptable to receive on your account?
November 15, 2025 at 7:54 PM
We posted our response to @aaron.bsky.team (#bluesky Head of Trust & Safety(!)) directly but it's important to point out just how disingenuous this re-framing is. Megyn Kelly was not functioning as a "journalist" and was not simply "talking about a topic", but dismissing & normalizing it
Megyn Kelly is trash and always has been, but digging deeper into the particular strain of hypocrisy that she shares with the majority of MAGA/GOP women is the inherent slut-shaming and judgement towards the victims, placing the blame on squarely on their shoulders....
1/3
#MegynKelly
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#MegynKelly
November 15, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Megyn Kelly is trash and always has been, but digging deeper into the particular strain of hypocrisy that she shares with the majority of MAGA/GOP women is the inherent slut-shaming and judgement towards the victims, placing the blame on squarely on their shoulders....
1/3
#MegynKelly
1/3
#MegynKelly
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Thanksgiving is the time to share your blessings with your family and your closest, most enigmatic friends.
November 13, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Thanksgiving is the time to share your blessings with your family and your closest, most enigmatic friends.
America really really really needs to brace itself for hearing the phrase "he may have had a few underage dalliances, but....." spoken in all seriousness, ad nauseam
#Trump #Epstein #Epsteinfiles #MAGA #uspoli
#Trump #Epstein #Epsteinfiles #MAGA #uspoli
November 13, 2025 at 9:48 AM
America really really really needs to brace itself for hearing the phrase "he may have had a few underage dalliances, but....." spoken in all seriousness, ad nauseam
#Trump #Epstein #Epsteinfiles #MAGA #uspoli
#Trump #Epstein #Epsteinfiles #MAGA #uspoli