rpgbaklog
@rpgbaklog.xyz
I post RPG longplays on YouTube. I have too many moving parts.
Now Playing: BD:II
https://youtube.com/@rpgbaklog/
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Now Playing: BD:II
https://youtube.com/@rpgbaklog/
https://rpgbaklog.carrd.co/
It's nice to know that everyone's already played every Switch game imaginable, but I own a rare earth metal gaming mouse that I was lucky to nab before the duties started, and it has 59.745 million clicks left in the tank.
Don't want to be one of them π«
Don't want to be one of them π«
January 17, 2026 at 5:51 PM
It's nice to know that everyone's already played every Switch game imaginable, but I own a rare earth metal gaming mouse that I was lucky to nab before the duties started, and it has 59.745 million clicks left in the tank.
Don't want to be one of them π«
Don't want to be one of them π«
Low HP/MP, handful of ethers and phoenix downs, haphazard asterisks, bears all the hallmarks of a man without a plan.
Stop. Freeze frame. Slowly pan/center/zoom. "I think all workers should be subjectable to performance reviews and impromptu intervention. Blind faith is the LIE in unreliable."
Stop. Freeze frame. Slowly pan/center/zoom. "I think all workers should be subjectable to performance reviews and impromptu intervention. Blind faith is the LIE in unreliable."
January 16, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Low HP/MP, handful of ethers and phoenix downs, haphazard asterisks, bears all the hallmarks of a man without a plan.
Stop. Freeze frame. Slowly pan/center/zoom. "I think all workers should be subjectable to performance reviews and impromptu intervention. Blind faith is the LIE in unreliable."
Stop. Freeze frame. Slowly pan/center/zoom. "I think all workers should be subjectable to performance reviews and impromptu intervention. Blind faith is the LIE in unreliable."
As a thigck male, I am impervious to the no. of gays on this platform.
You all've been living under rocks and I do not struggle with friendmaking.
Huge 'can't read' on your part
You all've been living under rocks and I do not struggle with friendmaking.
Huge 'can't read' on your part
January 15, 2026 at 6:20 PM
As a thigck male, I am impervious to the no. of gays on this platform.
You all've been living under rocks and I do not struggle with friendmaking.
Huge 'can't read' on your part
You all've been living under rocks and I do not struggle with friendmaking.
Huge 'can't read' on your part
... polluting both the Gulf of Am and the minds of right-leaning zoomers by feeding supremacy nonsense.
Not to mention upstart, operational, and security costs.)
Not to mention upstart, operational, and security costs.)
January 13, 2026 at 6:05 PM
... polluting both the Gulf of Am and the minds of right-leaning zoomers by feeding supremacy nonsense.
Not to mention upstart, operational, and security costs.)
Not to mention upstart, operational, and security costs.)
(Actually, no. The "world's largest oil reserve" only has 8.5% of the "second largest's" by volume in terms of production cost efficiency.
But at least the transients sitting face down in their laps in an encampment near you were avenged by firing $300m rockets at speedboat owners on taxpayer dime,
But at least the transients sitting face down in their laps in an encampment near you were avenged by firing $300m rockets at speedboat owners on taxpayer dime,
January 13, 2026 at 6:05 PM
(Actually, no. The "world's largest oil reserve" only has 8.5% of the "second largest's" by volume in terms of production cost efficiency.
But at least the transients sitting face down in their laps in an encampment near you were avenged by firing $300m rockets at speedboat owners on taxpayer dime,
But at least the transients sitting face down in their laps in an encampment near you were avenged by firing $300m rockets at speedboat owners on taxpayer dime,
Going to use my stimmy to get gas cartridges to power my Nvidia NOW device.
(thread)
(thread)
January 13, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Going to use my stimmy to get gas cartridges to power my Nvidia NOW device.
(thread)
(thread)
When the Returner's beat kicks in
January 12, 2026 at 7:10 PM
When the Returner's beat kicks in
... and LR:FFXIII - Death Game with backtracking sped up and non-bestiary encounters taken out (re-edited because the original upload using my old setup was jammed up for some reason) just to see what it's like in the end.
#ConceptArt #StructuralTheory
#ConceptArt #StructuralTheory
January 11, 2026 at 10:15 PM
... and LR:FFXIII - Death Game with backtracking sped up and non-bestiary encounters taken out (re-edited because the original upload using my old setup was jammed up for some reason) just to see what it's like in the end.
#ConceptArt #StructuralTheory
#ConceptArt #StructuralTheory
There's
- Beyonce - 7/11;
- The 1975 - Love It If We Made it;
- Taylor Swift - Karma;
- +eRa+ - Ameno;
(thread)
- Beyonce - 7/11;
- The 1975 - Love It If We Made it;
- Taylor Swift - Karma;
- +eRa+ - Ameno;
(thread)
January 11, 2026 at 10:15 PM
There's
- Beyonce - 7/11;
- The 1975 - Love It If We Made it;
- Taylor Swift - Karma;
- +eRa+ - Ameno;
(thread)
- Beyonce - 7/11;
- The 1975 - Love It If We Made it;
- Taylor Swift - Karma;
- +eRa+ - Ameno;
(thread)
Why use AI to get a preview when you can just defeat a boss and yoink his asterisk?
January 10, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Why use AI to get a preview when you can just defeat a boss and yoink his asterisk?
π€...
Have ta give it to my man TDK on this one
We all know this!
Have ta give it to my man TDK on this one
We all know this!
January 8, 2026 at 7:55 PM
π€...
Have ta give it to my man TDK on this one
We all know this!
Have ta give it to my man TDK on this one
We all know this!
Correction: during the same month *ranked* came out*
January 7, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Correction: during the same month *ranked* came out*
If my IQ is so high then why did I get a hard D in "5-week Intensive Managerial Finance" during the same month the Valorant Ξ² came out? (Don't tell the Department of School π).
Proof of superior than human perseverance if you ask me.
You know the backlog was piling up after this
Proof of superior than human perseverance if you ask me.
You know the backlog was piling up after this
January 7, 2026 at 6:35 PM
If my IQ is so high then why did I get a hard D in "5-week Intensive Managerial Finance" during the same month the Valorant Ξ² came out? (Don't tell the Department of School π).
Proof of superior than human perseverance if you ask me.
You know the backlog was piling up after this
Proof of superior than human perseverance if you ask me.
You know the backlog was piling up after this
BRAVELY IS π£π’π¬! BACKTRACKING SPED UP IS π£π’π¬! 2026.bak!
Non-bestiary encounters taken out
Non-bestiary encounters taken out
[Pt. 00-1] Bravely Default II (21, PC) - 'Tiz 2.0, is that you?'
YouTube video by rpgbaklog
youtu.be
January 5, 2026 at 7:10 PM
BRAVELY IS π£π’π¬! BACKTRACKING SPED UP IS π£π’π¬! 2026.bak!
Non-bestiary encounters taken out
Non-bestiary encounters taken out
β Best air-burst simulator out
January 3, 2026 at 6:51 PM
β Best air-burst simulator out
A valid way to re-experience the OG runβnot so much for 1st-timers (there's inaccuracies). Some scenes rival the anime but the overworld isn't the main feature. Addictive gameplay loop, caught myself grinding new abilities. Steady mechanics drip keeps battles fresh but 1st boss was hardest (Vegeta).
Dragon Ball Z: Kakarot (20, PC) - YouTube
Play as the legendary Saiyan Son Goku 'Kakarot' as you relive his story and explore the world.
youtube.com
January 3, 2026 at 6:51 PM
A valid way to re-experience the OG runβnot so much for 1st-timers (there's inaccuracies). Some scenes rival the anime but the overworld isn't the main feature. Addictive gameplay loop, caught myself grinding new abilities. Steady mechanics drip keeps battles fresh but 1st boss was hardest (Vegeta).
Dunno why 98.67% of Trader PoPo's goers think I'm just there to grub. I'm legit there for Senzu Beans and artichokes (and Ube Ice Cream and Pancake Bread).
I take my warriordom ultra seriously.
I take my warriordom ultra seriously.
January 2, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Dunno why 98.67% of Trader PoPo's goers think I'm just there to grub. I'm legit there for Senzu Beans and artichokes (and Ube Ice Cream and Pancake Bread).
I take my warriordom ultra seriously.
I take my warriordom ultra seriously.
Losers who think that just because that they said a thing first that it gives the thing any degree of tangible credence likely didn't have enough friends to play "Slug Bug" with as a kid.
Rules of Slug Bug:
Slug bug - 1 punch
Slug bus - 5 punches
Trash can - 0 punch
Slug plane - Rapid-Fire Ki Wave
Rules of Slug Bug:
Slug bug - 1 punch
Slug bus - 5 punches
Trash can - 0 punch
Slug plane - Rapid-Fire Ki Wave
January 1, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Losers who think that just because that they said a thing first that it gives the thing any degree of tangible credence likely didn't have enough friends to play "Slug Bug" with as a kid.
Rules of Slug Bug:
Slug bug - 1 punch
Slug bus - 5 punches
Trash can - 0 punch
Slug plane - Rapid-Fire Ki Wave
Rules of Slug Bug:
Slug bug - 1 punch
Slug bus - 5 punches
Trash can - 0 punch
Slug plane - Rapid-Fire Ki Wave
One of the most impressive VA performances to me is the dub for Inuyasha. He basically grunts for all 5 seasons (because he's a half-demon).
I was unable to appreciate this when it aired on Cartoon Network.
Images from the never-localized RPG on the PS1, released 24 years and 4 days ago (2001):
I was unable to appreciate this when it aired on Cartoon Network.
Images from the never-localized RPG on the PS1, released 24 years and 4 days ago (2001):
December 31, 2025 at 6:51 PM
One of the most impressive VA performances to me is the dub for Inuyasha. He basically grunts for all 5 seasons (because he's a half-demon).
I was unable to appreciate this when it aired on Cartoon Network.
Images from the never-localized RPG on the PS1, released 24 years and 4 days ago (2001):
I was unable to appreciate this when it aired on Cartoon Network.
Images from the never-localized RPG on the PS1, released 24 years and 4 days ago (2001):
Finna be 2 days behind with DBZ:K but with doing voice bits (there were 28 in Ch. 3 alone) β and having to learn air and hydration management β it comes to about right.
*whips freshly-printed spreadsheet*
Chrono-alignment should be a piece of cake.
*whips freshly-printed spreadsheet*
Chrono-alignment should be a piece of cake.
Scratch this
I could use spreadsheets and straight line math to get a sketchy idea of when things will finish. But it will be more accurate as I accumulate more data and as the dates get closer.
I could use spreadsheets and straight line math to get a sketchy idea of when things will finish. But it will be more accurate as I accumulate more data and as the dates get closer.
Update: Thought I could beat a game every 2 weeks -21 times- (21 x 2 = 52 weeks = 1 year), but I've been bested.
So instead of slaving away to the Gregorian calendar, I'll be following my own "The π³π±π¨π£π’π¬ππ°π¨ Calendar"βthe time it takes to complete 21 RPGs in a single sitting.
See you on The Veldt
So instead of slaving away to the Gregorian calendar, I'll be following my own "The π³π±π¨π£π’π¬ππ°π¨ Calendar"βthe time it takes to complete 21 RPGs in a single sitting.
See you on The Veldt
December 29, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Finna be 2 days behind with DBZ:K but with doing voice bits (there were 28 in Ch. 3 alone) β and having to learn air and hydration management β it comes to about right.
*whips freshly-printed spreadsheet*
Chrono-alignment should be a piece of cake.
*whips freshly-printed spreadsheet*
Chrono-alignment should be a piece of cake.
When Fif said he has the "magic stick", he was talking about Asura and her shrink ray
While we're thinking with our brains
While we're thinking with our brains
December 28, 2025 at 6:19 PM
When Fif said he has the "magic stick", he was talking about Asura and her shrink ray
While we're thinking with our brains
While we're thinking with our brains
My trillennial coded trait is saying I'll "burn" a video when rendering (informally)
December 27, 2025 at 6:31 PM
My trillennial coded trait is saying I'll "burn" a video when rendering (informally)
Guess we didn't get the Black Santa this year
Kraken statue is impossible to fit the stocking though
Kraken statue is impossible to fit the stocking though
December 26, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Guess we didn't get the Black Santa this year
Kraken statue is impossible to fit the stocking though
Kraken statue is impossible to fit the stocking though