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I post RPG longplays on YouTube. I have too many moving parts.

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Why use AI to get a preview when you can just defeat a boss and yoink his asterisk?
An image featuring gobs of activity. Prominent is a puff of smoke. 4 heads can be made out in the midst. In camera far left is a figure breaking off in a getaway. He is down to his underwears. Slim, middle-aged, light-brown hair. Could speak Portuguese.
January 10, 2026 at 5:34 PM
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🤔...

Have ta give it to my man TDK on this one

We all know this!
A selection of vehicles each utilizing tire-rotation technology. Some are using it to fly, some just get to the damn sidewalk. A selection of vehicles each utilizing tire-rotation technology. Some are using it to fly, some just get to the damn sidewalk. A selection of vehicles each utilizing tire-rotation technology. Some are using it to fly, some just get to the damn sidewalk. A selection of vehicles each utilizing tire-rotation technology. Some are using it to fly, some just get to the damn sidewalk.
January 8, 2026 at 7:55 PM
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Correction: during the same month *ranked* came out*
January 7, 2026 at 8:31 PM
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If my IQ is so high then why did I get a hard D in "5-week Intensive Managerial Finance" during the same month the Valorant β came out? (Don't tell the Department of School 🚌).

Proof of superior than human perseverance if you ask me.

You know the backlog was piling up after this
January 7, 2026 at 6:35 PM
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January 3, 2026 at 6:51 PM
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Dunno why 98.67% of Trader PoPo's goers think I'm just there to grub. I'm legit there for Senzu Beans and artichokes (and Ube Ice Cream and Pancake Bread).

I take my warriordom ultra seriously.
A shot of young Gohan in Super Saiyan form speaking to the Namekian child, Dende. They are standing at the entrance to the Hyperbolic Time Chamber on Kami's Lookout. Mr. Popo can be seen photobombing at the left edge. The captions reads, "I don't mean to complain, but it's not very tasty." Same shot as previous but the camera has panned to the right, revealing a Piccolo entering. The caption reads, "Forget it." Same shot as previous but Piccolo is now standing, Dende and Gohan are giving attention. The caption reads, "Warriors don't have the luxury of 24/7 access to fine cuisine. We have to give everything we have, regardless of the circumstances. That is why we train." An ad for Trader PoPo's. Company branding can be seen top-center. There are images of Trader PoPo's-brand "Purple Yam Flavored Ice Cream" and "Pancake Bread."
January 2, 2026 at 6:59 PM
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Losers who think that just because that they said a thing first that it gives the thing any degree of tangible credence likely didn't have enough friends to play "Slug Bug" with as a kid.

Rules of Slug Bug:

Slug bug - 1 punch
Slug bus - 5 punches
Trash can - 0 punch
Slug plane - Rapid-Fire Ki Wave
Slug bug (1 punch) Slug bus (5 punches) Trash can (0 punch) Slug plane (Rapid-Fire Ki Wave)
January 1, 2026 at 6:10 PM
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One of the most impressive VA performances to me is the dub for Inuyasha. He basically grunts for all 5 seasons (because he's a half-demon).

I was unable to appreciate this when it aired on Cartoon Network.

Images from the never-localized RPG on the PS1, released 24 years and 4 days ago (2001):
Side view of Inuyasha. He is dashing through a forest. Inuyasha, Kagome, and Kaede seated around a table. They are in a wooden house. Inuyasha and Kagome stand before a man brandishing a large sword accompanied by a throng of his accomplices. There is debris scattered about the room. They may be in trouble. A statue of a monk with offering in hand. It looks like a bird's foot is protruding from under it.
December 31, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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When Fif said he has the "magic stick", he was talking about Asura and her shrink ray

While we're thinking with our brains
The Esper, Asura, worshipped as the goddess of war in the town of Moraque. She has three faces and six arms. She appears floating encircled by a great many arms and swords in a palette of red, black, purple, and yellow.
December 28, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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Guess we didn't get the Black Santa this year

Kraken statue is impossible to fit the stocking though
The Kraken arisen in an harbour, rampaging and battering a nearby building with its tentacles. There are bricks flying and a fire burning. A cozy living room with seasonal decorations. There are 4 stockings and 2 chairs getting warmth by the fireplace.
December 26, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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When your endocolonologist is being rough with the patient ahead of you
A Lopunny catching air waving "cya" faster than its hangglider can take it. There's pipes and forestry in the landing area. A Lopunny on its ATV making short work of the rocky terrain.
December 24, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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𝘳𝘰𝘭𝘦𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘨𝘢𝘮𝘦𝘣𝘢𝘬𝘭𝘰𝘨 does not condone, nor celebrate, nor has violence as the focus point of its content generation. (thread)
A screenshot of a Futurism article titled, "The Things Young Kids Are Using AI for Are Absolutely Horrifying". The highlighted text reads, "37 percent [of kids turning to chatbots] engaged in conversations that depicted violence, which the researchers defined as interactions involving "themes of physical violence, aggression, harm, or coercion" — that includes sexual or non-sexual coercion, the researchers clarified — as well as "descriptions of fighting, killing, torture, or non-consensual acts."
December 21, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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Ugliness enjoyers!

Attendance awards will be arriving *soon*,
just for showing up!

Even throw in Cheesecake Factory
Steam achievement titled, "The Good, the Bad, and the Bugly" just for using the "Bug Style" in Mega Man Battle Network 3. It displays the Bug Man but also the Hub Man? Something's off... A Cheesecake Factory Birthday Cake *For Home* You get a free one on your special day.
December 20, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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Crazy that a "voice optimized" fix was put out very recently.

By George, I think the tech might finally be ready
Side profile of Etna. She has skull earrings, leather neck and arm straps, and hair tied back. Her demonic features are on full display. Caption reads, "Next on Lovely Mad Scientist Etna - Episode 8: Farewell, Pringer X".
December 19, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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Recycled RPG tropes about saving the world from greater evils under the banner of shared humility
A man in his chair sips from the faucet of delusion and perfidy
December 16, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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Up early to cleanse your TL (based on research), I promise.
A mind flayer in carapace armor. It's unclear whether he's angry or if that's just his resting face. Zoidberg looking especially giddy this morn. He stands in a scene first made popular in 2001.
December 15, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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It's 1992.

You just fired up Soul Blazer on the SNES (didn't blow, not even once).

You just stocked up on 36 LG eggs for barely 4 dollars in prep for the journey ahead. That's *tippy-tap* 0.12 per oval.

Hydration secured.
The Soul Blazer (1992) title screen. It was caught at the precise time when the sword's sparkle beneath the logo™ was at its peak. All rights reserved. A heavily redacted grocery store receipt. Says, "LG CF 36" for a total of 4.32. Tax rate 8.2500%. 12/05/92.
December 13, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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Yeah, forget this. I'm out.
December 12, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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Changing the rules to make yourself right isn't good leadership—it's bad parenting.

... Most of us already have a parents. Why would anyone want another parents? 1 parents is more than enough...

PS-Sorry I don't worship your pretend dad.
A hulking male in an embellished tanktop steering an airship, joined by 2 of his cronies at each side. There is a woman in the background in magely attire lying sideways on a teal love sofa. The caption reads, "I've the eyes of a hawk, ha ha! And the nose of seven wolves!" Same setting as the previous image, the caption reads, "Seven wolves that wasted the last week sniffing at dead ends." Same setting as the previous image, the caption reads, "Now stop yapping and go fetch." Same setting as the previous image, the caption reads, "I know, woman! And I take no orders from you. No orders!"
December 10, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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Why is this guy having the same Noise Suppression situation as me, thinking that my voice is background interference?

But I'm not liking how the Speex filter is giving him pixelation, either...

I'll hafta try something else.
A screenshot of a YouTube video with the Noise Suppression configuration open. The dropdown has the options of "Speex" and "RNNoise".
December 6, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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To anyone who sits Indian-style in their gaming chair, I highly recommend gel pads like these:

I had these callouses on my ankle bones but with a bit of Aquaphor they healed up nicely

Worth it even at full price

#gamersupps #gamerhacks #lifehacks #menshealth #muscleandfitness
A pair of gel pads overlapping one another.
December 5, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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Can't you see that A.I. spells the end for upward mobility? They're locked, you're locked—you should've been treading for the layup for dear life *yesterday*. What can you, an underling, do without quadrupple PhD's?

You'll be destined to be living in data centers the size of warehouses soon enough.
This is a tiny tale of time concerning war between friends. Destiny decided to challenge us, and so we choose to end the world
December 4, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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There's a rumour going around that I'm polyamourous

...

I consider myself a "clean" person.

I do what I think is clean
A collection of group portraits featuring a garden variety of happy people. There's a palpable disparity in number of female subjects. A collection of group portraits featuring a garden variety of happy people. There's a palpable disparity in number of female subjects. A collection of group portraits featuring a garden variety of happy people. There's a palpable disparity in number of female subjects. A collection of group portraits featuring a garden variety of happy people. There's a palpable disparity in number of female subjects.
December 2, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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I'm actually a bad source for trustworthy critiques because my tongue's just out like this all the time
A tan and white dog in orange short-sleeved hoody with angel wings affixed. Might give Airbud a run for his money.
November 30, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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They groom you into a career of breaking down highly complex technical concepts into infantically digestible pieces only so they can turn around and gaslight you for lacking longwindedness.

Useless and unappreciated skill... It's all a lie.

This is what they really want:
A trio of magitek armor marching through a mountain pass in heavy snow. The wall of text reads, "Long ago, the War of Magi reduced the world to a scorched wasteland, and magic simply ceased to exist. 1,000 years have passed... Iron, gunpowder, and steam engines have been rediscovered, and high technology reigns... But there are some who would enslave the world by reviving the dread destructive force known as "magic". Can it be that those in power are on the verge of repeating a senseless and deadly mistake?"
November 29, 2025 at 6:21 PM