Randall
@rsanders.bsky.social
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Existing quietly (sometimes) at the intersection of sports & a few dialects of nerdery. I constitute a fraction of @numbersmlb.bsky.social.
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no wonder people have lost faith in the agency
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all of whom were either broadcasting or officiating the game
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Bears defeat the Commanders, the referees, and the gambling mafia
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here we go gambling here we go clap clap

here we go gambling here we go clap clap
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gam-bling in-terests clap clap clapclapclap
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clearly the Bears winning this game would not serve the gambling interests to which the officials are beholden
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I hate to constantly harp on the work that NFL referees put into ensuring the game is called as poorly as possible but we all see it every game
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making “How to hate Eugenio Suárez” pamphlets and handing them out to Jays fans like the community-minded individual that I am
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the ability to turn off quote posts - both on your posts, and keeping them off your timeline - is easily among this site’s best features. I wouldn’t need more than one hand to count the number of people who use the feature properly, versus abusing it to dunk or just spread mindless engagement bait
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that certain point is… immediately, every time
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WI sports fans are definitely the experts
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measured by a barimeter
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and that's unfortunate because in a vacuum, I like watching football. But the NFL's broadcast model means whatever actual football is present gets completely buried under a mountain of mindless, unwanted noise and tripe. It's simply unwatchable in its current state.
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correct.

In seriousness, I do genuinely believe the league is propped up primarily at this stage by people with gambling/fantasy interests and interest in whose romantic partners are in attendance in a suite, and less so by people with actual interest in the games. Declining league.
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only because we allow it to.

The NFL builds itself entirely upon people simply allowing them to do whatever they want, like putting two teams about whom nobody cares in international games and then telling people to wake up at 8:30 on a Sunday to watch. Simply tell the NFL "no, and go to hell."
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The BYU quarterback wears no. 47.

That’s weird. Quarterbacks shouldn’t wear number 47.
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Remember, the beerfuckers and their livestock expo of a fanbase fly an L flag because anything else would be too many syllables. Dickheads.
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You don’t give these fucking bottom feeding pieces of shit a single fucking inch, you hear me? You don’t give them a single ounce of credit because they don’t deserve even a sliver of it.
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think of tonight as the Purge. You’re allowed to say whatever you want about that shitty team up the interstate this evening within the boundaries of good taste and I would say those are blurred tonight too

Take all your hate & frustration with everything in the world & blast it at these fuckshits
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I’ll drink a ground glass milkshake before I fuckin’ hand them shit
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and then sell it at concessions in your shitty fucking ballpark
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because there’s barely a handful in existence.
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shitty fans get to pretend to celebrate at their shitty ballpark while people with any sense and taste look on and say “what in the minor league horseshit is this?”
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Anyone tells you tonight that you “must” give them credit for being a bunch of talentless shitfucking nobodies playing miles above their heads, you tell them I said you don’t have to do anything of the sort. I’ll write ya a note.