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Randall
@rsanders.bsky.social
Existing quietly (sometimes) at the intersection of sports & a few dialects of nerdery. I constitute a fraction of @numbersmlb.bsky.social.
"Packers hire Ganon as defensive coordinator."

Not concerned.
January 25, 2026 at 6:36 PM
People like to complain about the snow (in the winter, in Chicago…) but aesthetically, snow on the ground sure beats dead, frozen, withered vegetation everywhere you look
January 25, 2026 at 4:45 PM
more Dragon Ball Super coming makes me happy
January 25, 2026 at 4:22 AM
@mode7.bsky.social Moro Arc getting animated
January 25, 2026 at 2:46 AM
I’m not taking anything away from Rose’s prime years, which were electric, but it feels so much like hollow bread and circuses given how little the organization has achieved since. And even during.
January 25, 2026 at 12:58 AM
Yu Darvish, man. 🫡
January 24, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Reposted by Randall
If you can’t recognize a.i. when you see it I don’t trust you to see the context clues a person needs to understand news and information in general
January 24, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Is this anything? The All-Imperial System Team

Aaron Miles
Barry Foote
Brandon Inge
Eric Yardley
Riley Pint
Zac Gallen
January 22, 2026 at 4:53 AM
Had to explain to someone today what Tiny Toon Adventures was (again, in a professional setting, because my job is a delight) and I managed but it occurred to me after the fact that I could have just shown them the opening because it quite aptly explains the entire premise of the show in song
January 22, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Pete Crow-Armstrong and Caleb Williams hanging out and going to multiple Chicago sporting events is fun.
January 21, 2026 at 2:02 AM
oh boy Mendoza wanted that one
January 20, 2026 at 3:39 AM
Getting choked up at an AT&T executive telling me how much this game means. God bless the brands.
January 20, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Tonight’s CFP matchup features schools from Indiana and Florida, two states convinced of their significant importance to the nation, and honestly, ehhhhh
January 19, 2026 at 10:00 PM
hoping the Rams team plane was unable to depart due to the weather and they’re still stuck on the tarmac, shivering and debating which teammate gets eaten first
January 19, 2026 at 7:09 AM
As I do not waste your time suggesting grace in victory, I will especially not waste your time suggesting grace in defeat. Tonight is like the Purge, you’re allowed to say whatever you want to any opposing fans who bother you, within reason.
January 19, 2026 at 3:05 AM
It’s never going to happen for Josh Allen, I’m sorry.
January 18, 2026 at 1:14 AM
I poke fun at the Cubs Convention a bit but I look at the fan conventions for other teams and they all look like that scam Willy Wonka event. So if nothing else, the Cubs have the gold standard in that arena.
January 17, 2026 at 8:21 PM
308 hours seems light
January 17, 2026 at 6:13 PM
I used to enjoy watching the convention coverage on TV. Add that to the list of things gone by the wayside behind a pile of cost increases.
January 16, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Got to say “welcome to the X-Men, hope you survive the experience” in a professional setting today
January 16, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Don't forget to put out a plate of human femurs and a glass of rat juice for John Lackey tonight
January 16, 2026 at 4:42 AM
The Dodgers aren’t bad for baseball because they’re ruining the sport, they’re bad for baseball because they’re ridiculous and obnoxious.
January 16, 2026 at 3:17 AM
Unironically I love the way Chicagoland glows up when a team is good. Everything lit up in blue and orange right now.
January 16, 2026 at 1:04 AM
Alex Bregman seems like he appreciates people, enjoys baseball in depth, and is happy to be a Cub. Good places to start.
January 15, 2026 at 11:33 PM
Looking at the various Cubs/Bears themed cards I got from students today and nodding to myself, “the kids are alright.”
January 14, 2026 at 3:04 AM