RJ
@rtothej.bsky.social
You can trust me. I don’t care enough about you to lie.
Pinned
Reposted by RJ
Bad Bunny understood the assignment…
February 9, 2026 at 3:05 AM
Bad Bunny understood the assignment…
Reposted by RJ
Uh…who was that Brazilian athlete? 👀👀👀
February 6, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Uh…who was that Brazilian athlete? 👀👀👀
The problem with watching the opening ceremonies with the fam is that I can’t announce who’s serving cunt
February 6, 2026 at 7:43 PM
The problem with watching the opening ceremonies with the fam is that I can’t announce who’s serving cunt
Gonna start replying with this whenever somebody gets fresh with me on the apps
February 6, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Gonna start replying with this whenever somebody gets fresh with me on the apps
Reposted by RJ
Once again, it turns out “fully autonomous” means “a guy in the Philippines.”
It Turns Out Waymos Are Being Controlled by Workers in the Philippines
During a Congressional hearing, Waymo's chief safety officer, Mauricio Peña, was grilled over the company's reliance on overseas workers.
futurism.com
February 6, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Once again, it turns out “fully autonomous” means “a guy in the Philippines.”
Reposted by RJ
“Go to ChatGPT and use this prompt: "Create a caricature of me and my job based on everything you know about me."” Thanks but I’m not a fucking loser
February 6, 2026 at 6:38 AM
“Go to ChatGPT and use this prompt: "Create a caricature of me and my job based on everything you know about me."” Thanks but I’m not a fucking loser
Reposted by RJ
Sorry, I can't come into the office because my cat would be sad.
February 3, 2026 at 12:59 PM
Sorry, I can't come into the office because my cat would be sad.
Reposted by RJ
TIL: Mickey Mantle is Kelly Mantle’s uncle
February 2, 2026 at 7:33 PM
TIL: Mickey Mantle is Kelly Mantle’s uncle
Reposted by RJ
Reposted by RJ
The wealthy have class solidarity and we'll only beat them when we have it too
every epstein file drop underscores how elite power operates through shared socio-economic networks, regardless of people's ideological differences, populist posturing, or public feuds
January 31, 2026 at 12:19 AM
The wealthy have class solidarity and we'll only beat them when we have it too
Reposted by RJ
Reposted by RJ
A New York federal judge dismissed murder and weapons charges against alleged UnitedHealthcare CEO killer Luigi Mangione, a major blow to prosecutors that means Mangione no longer faces a possible death penalty if convicted reut.rs/45Fin56
January 30, 2026 at 3:28 PM
A New York federal judge dismissed murder and weapons charges against alleged UnitedHealthcare CEO killer Luigi Mangione, a major blow to prosecutors that means Mangione no longer faces a possible death penalty if convicted reut.rs/45Fin56
Steve Coogan being on the next White Lotus reminds me that yall should see Tristram Shandy: A Cock and Bull Story
January 30, 2026 at 5:05 AM
Steve Coogan being on the next White Lotus reminds me that yall should see Tristram Shandy: A Cock and Bull Story
My insta explore page reading me to filth again
January 29, 2026 at 11:07 PM
My insta explore page reading me to filth again
Downloaded upscrolled and the very first thing on my feed was a penis
January 28, 2026 at 2:19 AM
Downloaded upscrolled and the very first thing on my feed was a penis
Could quibble with some of the details but I’m counting it as my first correct guess
January 27, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Could quibble with some of the details but I’m counting it as my first correct guess
I do not care about AI because it can not reproduce the essence of being human ie musky pheromones from a sweaty gym bro
January 27, 2026 at 7:53 PM
I do not care about AI because it can not reproduce the essence of being human ie musky pheromones from a sweaty gym bro
Reposted by RJ
presenting Cher as 2026 Best Picture Nominees
Marty Supreme
Marty Supreme
January 26, 2026 at 4:38 AM
presenting Cher as 2026 Best Picture Nominees
Marty Supreme
Marty Supreme
I don’t have an opinion about F1 but Frankenstein???
January 22, 2026 at 3:53 PM
I don’t have an opinion about F1 but Frankenstein???
Not Bobby Berk posting a tiktok with “My Kink is Karma” as the sound 💀
January 22, 2026 at 4:36 AM
Not Bobby Berk posting a tiktok with “My Kink is Karma” as the sound 💀