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Ruby Bell ✵ Chicago’s Love Witch ✵ 🏴🇵🇸🍉
@rubybellchicago.com
✵ Tattooed love witch, enchantress of bedrooms, and waver of black flags.
✵ In this world but not of it, not so much weird as I am wyrd.
✵ Smash the state🏴free Palestine🇵🇸ACAB💣

She/They

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I’ve gained about 1200 followers in just a few days, which is making it straight up impossible to keep track of old mutuals.

If we were homies in the bad place and aren’t mutuals now, please drop an emoji!
like man, it just is kind of a bummer to go online at this point. remember when it was fun and exciting?
September 29, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Reposted by Ruby Bell ✵ Chicago’s Love Witch ✵ 🏴🇵🇸🍉
Here are some things that Charlie Kirk said in his life.

The man is dead, and so it only seems fair to share his legacy by cataloguing the values he spread while alive.
September 10, 2025 at 11:52 PM
WHEW, I keep learning new things that shithead said, and honestly each one is worse than the last.
September 11, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Reposted by Ruby Bell ✵ Chicago’s Love Witch ✵ 🏴🇵🇸🍉
to my mind the woman who dies of sepsis because of antiabortion laws, or the person who dies because they can't afford insulin -- these are just as much victims of political violence as the man shot through the throat while making a racist speech
September 11, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Legiiiit. Like I’m sure his widow probably isn’t great either, but honestly ol dude was set up to do more damage to those kids than even seeing their dad shot in the neck could possibly do 😞
September 11, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Honestly yeah, they’re probably better off without him overall 🙃
September 11, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I truly see nothing wrong with celebrating the murder of some sniveling racist from Arlington Heights. It sucks his kids had to see that, but his death itself? LIT.
September 11, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Reposted by Ruby Bell ✵ Chicago’s Love Witch ✵ 🏴🇵🇸🍉
Apropos of nothing, here's a thread of some Charlie Kirk highlights
September 11, 2025 at 1:15 AM
listen the x-men are also mutants and they’re cool as fuck. maybe you have another cool power!
September 11, 2025 at 2:13 AM
it’s a great day on the internet. rot in piss charlieeeeeeeeeeee🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀
September 11, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Reposted by Ruby Bell ✵ Chicago’s Love Witch ✵ 🏴🇵🇸🍉
The key difference between the protests that we see in the “West” and the protests that we’ve just witnessed in Nepal and Indonesia or that respectability politics tell us that we can’t burn down the institutions responsible for oppression. Burn it down isn’t a metaphor.
September 9, 2025 at 8:21 PM
i genuinely have never felt so seen by anything i’ve ever encountered on the internet as i do by this thread 😭
September 9, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I especially love it when there aren’t any super obvious signs, just sort of a general vibe that honestly could go in any direction and then one day your new acquaintance casually mentions or alludes to it and you’re both like
September 9, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Ah yes, this struggle is familiar to me. Nandor, my biggest, hungriest boy, is wildly allergic to chicken. What food does he prize above all others? Chicken, of course.
This is further complicated by the fact that chicken is the only food my orange cat will reliably eat 😭
September 9, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I swear to god, once you’ve been a sex worker long enough your brain just develops a homing device that allows you to locate fellow hookers in any context you might find yourself in.
It’s one of the most beautiful things about our people.
September 9, 2025 at 5:44 PM
It probably doesn’t need to be said, but assuming we get National Guard sent in, none of those bitches are getting anywhere near this pussy.

I suspect my views will already alienate that crowd, but I will still be screening out any and all active duty military personnel just to be sure.
September 5, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Reposted by Ruby Bell ✵ Chicago’s Love Witch ✵ 🏴🇵🇸🍉
General and current reminder: if you see unusual police or fed activity in the Chicago area, reach out via Signal at unraveled.66. Anonymity always protected
August 22, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Sometimes I think about how the internet used to be fun and now it’s just
-updates on the ever-worsening dystopia
-updates on the genocides
-insistence that there actually aren’t any genocides, trust us!!1!!!!1!
-weird AI fever dream shit
-people being sad

Anyway, I’ve been touching a lot of grass.
September 5, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I think so!! Lord knows I’ve helped enough friends through emotional crises that I can confidently say I have a pretty solid baseline of skills
August 28, 2025 at 9:33 PM
People have been telling me this for many years and I have resisted, but they are right 😭😭
August 25, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I’m starting the process of getting my MSW 😬
The hooker to therapist pipeline is so real lol
August 25, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Ya girl is officially back in school, so my schedule is a lot more hectic than usual!

The more notice you can give me, the more likely I am to be able to carve out some time for you!
August 24, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I feel so fortunate to live in the only city in the US where The First Homosexuals: Global Depictions of a New Identity 1869-1830 was showing. What a beautiful exhibition, probably the most exquisitely curated show I’ve seen in at least a decade.
Thank you, Wrightwood 659 for not being a cowards🥲
August 2, 2025 at 1:26 AM
LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK!!!!!
July 17, 2025 at 5:54 PM
The conflation of orgasm with pleasure to the point of downplaying or even disbelieving the existence of pleasure without orgasm is honestly one of the biggest barriers to sexual fulfillment that exists outside of structural factors, and I will die on this hill.
Absence of orgasm doesn’t mean absence of pleasure. We live in an orgasm-centric society by which we measure and mark sexual pleasure by an ephemeral moment when really so much more comes before.

(Catch what I did there? 😉)
July 15, 2025 at 6:31 PM