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rubymalvolio.bsky.social @rubymalvolio.bsky.social · 3h

Yeah, with Rogan it's hard to know if he's a idiot or he's a intentional spreader of mis-information. The libel laws are so weak in America people can say anything about anyone or anything with little chance of being sued

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rubymalvolio.bsky.social @rubymalvolio.bsky.social · 4h

One of the things I miss from twitter is being able to give shit to brands for their hold music being awful. E-ON's is really bad but they're not here.

rubymalvolio.bsky.social @rubymalvolio.bsky.social · 4h

On hold music isn't what it used to be. Idk if I'm mis-remembering, but in 1996 didn't everyone change their on hold music to Footballs Coming Home?

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rubymalvolio.bsky.social @rubymalvolio.bsky.social · 4h

It's like a extreme fox news thing he's doing. Their "news" reports on the NHS are always really untrue.

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Glen O'Hara @gsoh31.bsky.social · 22h

Let's just take a moment to reflect on the self-sacrifice and hope this person embodies - not the evil, hateful monsters thirsting for violence.

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rubymalvolio.bsky.social @rubymalvolio.bsky.social · 21h

Saved the last few Only Murders In the Building for when I need it most, sunday night.

rubymalvolio.bsky.social @rubymalvolio.bsky.social · 22h

Can't do skip intro coz the cat is asleep on the remote again.

rubymalvolio.bsky.social @rubymalvolio.bsky.social · 1d

More purges to follow.

rubymalvolio.bsky.social @rubymalvolio.bsky.social · 1d

Just cleared out the airing cupboard for when they fit the new boiler in a few weeks. So much linen and clothes I don't use.

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Gawen Jenkin @gawenjenkin.bsky.social · 1d

Huntingdon - This comment from Simon Calder is worth repeating.

My thoughts with all involved

Text describing swift and professional response by train staff to bring the train to an emergency stop at Huntingdon station where armed police were waiting

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rubymalvolio.bsky.social @rubymalvolio.bsky.social · 2d

Very excited

Glass dish with layers of sliced potatoes on top.

rubymalvolio.bsky.social @rubymalvolio.bsky.social · 2d

I wonder how many Volvo's they sold off the back of Edward Cullen?

rubymalvolio.bsky.social @rubymalvolio.bsky.social · 2d

Used my new mandoline on onions and potatoes and didn't injure myself. It's really quick!

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daniel @dnl.ink · 2d

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE

SECOND INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE OVER ZOOM TO MEET MORE OF THE TEAM

UNFORTUNATELY, YOU HAVE NOT BEEN SUCCESSFUL ON THIS OCCASION, BUT WE HOPE YOU'LL APPLY FOR FUTURE POSITIONS WITH THE VAMPIRE

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rubymalvolio.bsky.social @rubymalvolio.bsky.social · 2d

Three cars parked like arseholes outside the big shop. Two audi, one tesla

rubymalvolio.bsky.social @rubymalvolio.bsky.social · 2d

Suppose I should go out. Got to keep stocked up with food for the ginger little monster sat next to me.

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rubymalvolio.bsky.social @rubymalvolio.bsky.social · 2d

When I was an kid at school, I used to imagine All Saints Day as something like the avengers team up, but with saints uniteing as a super team to fight evil.

rubymalvolio.bsky.social @rubymalvolio.bsky.social · 2d

Billionaire tech bros fucking up the world seems to be a common plot in stuff these days.

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rubymalvolio.bsky.social @rubymalvolio.bsky.social · 2d

Amazing the technology they have, but their computers are still in the DOS era.

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rubymalvolio.bsky.social @rubymalvolio.bsky.social · 2d

I watched the first two episodes of Alien: Earth ages ago and can't remember what's going on. I think all the kids got turned into robots or something.

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rubymalvolio.bsky.social @rubymalvolio.bsky.social · 2d

Got the lights out, can hear the little shits making lots of noise outside.

rubymalvolio.bsky.social @rubymalvolio.bsky.social · 2d

Wordle (Jk). Real answer: Cyberpunk 2077, I'm sure Keanu would be up for reprising the role on the big screen.

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Jerad Walker @jeradwalker.bsky.social · 3d

What a people!

CBS News @cbsnews.com · 3d

A French cyclist survived for three days after a horrendous 130-foot fall into a ravine, kept alive by the bottles of red wine he had in his shopping bag, police said.

Cyclist falls down 130-foot ravine in France, survives 3 days by drinking wine he had in shopping bag

A helicopter airlifted him to hospital, with a rescue doctor calling his survival "a miracle."

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rubymalvolio.bsky.social @rubymalvolio.bsky.social · 3d

Going to wear my thick gardening gloves when I use it next time.

rubymalvolio.bsky.social @rubymalvolio.bsky.social · 3d

Yeah, it's only a little one as well