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Rusty Skylark 🥄🌮🐔💩

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I don't think there is any question about it. It can only be attributable to human error.

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Rusty Skylark 🥄🌮🐔💩 @rustyskylark.bsky.social · Aug 9

If I try to imagine just one year from now, I have no idea what to expect. He's dead? Citizen rage forces fascists to back off? Martial law and mass executions? Internet and press shut down? Election cancelled? Moon spray-painted gold?

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Rusty Skylark 🥄🌮🐔💩 @rustyskylark.bsky.social · 5h

Calling a No Kings protest a "hate America rally" is a dog whistle for "get your gun and kill them." It's panicky flailing, but also extremely dangerous.

Rusty Skylark 🥄🌮🐔💩 @rustyskylark.bsky.social · 7h

"Lemme at him! Lemme at him!"

Rusty Skylark 🥄🌮🐔💩 @rustyskylark.bsky.social · 10h

a man wearing headphones looks at a blue box that says monopoly on it

ALT: a man wearing headphones looks at a blue box that says monopoly on it

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Rusty Skylark 🥄🌮🐔💩 @rustyskylark.bsky.social · 10h

Senile idiot flails.

I have thought this before and been wrong, so grain of salt and all that, but...today might be the day the descent and then collapse begins. Dow drops 1.9%, S&P 2.7%, Nasdaq 3.6%.

www.cnbc.com/2025/10/10/t...

Rusty Skylark 🥄🌮🐔💩 @rustyskylark.bsky.social · 12h

"Dear colleagues, The task of burning mainstream media to the ground is already complete. It's pointless to blame me for that. I'm just here to piss on the ashes. Please identify the location of your ash heap. I promise you, I will get to it."

Rusty Skylark 🥄🌮🐔💩 @rustyskylark.bsky.social · 17h

If I saw his picture completely out of context of current events, and didn't know who he was, I'd think, that guy needs to get to a doctor right away, then make sure his will is in order before checking into rehab.

Rusty Skylark 🥄🌮🐔💩 @rustyskylark.bsky.social · 17h

The interest of the United States never enters into it directly. It's always *his* own interest. The childish whining about the Peace Prize is a great example. He doesn't give a rat's ass about peace or war. He wants his ego stroked.

Rusty Skylark 🥄🌮🐔💩 @rustyskylark.bsky.social · 18h

I've been increasingly anxious that a shoot-to-kill order will be issued by the unhinged diaper king soon. It looks like it might go into effect on the 18th. To say these remarks are inflammatory is an understatement.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 18h

Emmer: "This is about one thing and one thing alone -- to score political points with the terrorist wing of their party, which is set to hold a hate America rally in DC next week."

Rusty Skylark 🥄🌮🐔💩 @rustyskylark.bsky.social · 18h

I can no longer tell when they flub something on a galactic scale, and state the batshit insane stuff they actually plan to do.

Rusty Skylark 🥄🌮🐔💩 @rustyskylark.bsky.social · 18h

How to tell that a Stinky "peace plan" is a fraud.

1. Did Stinky announce it?
2. Is Netanyahu still in power?

Attacks on Gaza continue after Israel agrees ceasefire

Explosions and smoke were seen in Gaza on Friday, with attacks taking place after Israel’s gov't approved the ceasefire.

www.aljazeera.com

Rusty Skylark 🥄🌮🐔💩 @rustyskylark.bsky.social · 19h

This is why the safe word is *never* "moo"

Rusty Skylark 🥄🌮🐔💩 @rustyskylark.bsky.social · 19h

Translation: We are terrified that enormous crowds will show up, in red states as well as blue, and show just how wildly, deeply unpopular we are.

Rusty Skylark 🥄🌮🐔💩 @rustyskylark.bsky.social · 1d

60 days later: The turd says, "We took the freedom of speech away" because he's declared flag-burning a crime, and never mind how the Supreme Court ruled on it. This is not his first direct attack on the Bill of Rights.

Rusty Skylark 🥄🌮🐔💩 @rustyskylark.bsky.social · 1d

I saw Principal Skinner and Mrs. Crabapple in the closet making babies and one of the babies looked at me and I got autism.

Rusty Skylark 🥄🌮🐔💩 @rustyskylark.bsky.social · 1d

Cocaine is a hell of a drug

Rusty Skylark 🥄🌮🐔💩 @rustyskylark.bsky.social · 1d

Next up: Indictment of whoever filmed him cheating at golf

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Rusty Skylark 🥄🌮🐔💩 @rustyskylark.bsky.social · 1d

Double secret autism

Rusty Skylark 🥄🌮🐔💩 @rustyskylark.bsky.social · 1d

If they don't give him a Nobble Health Prize he'll declare them a Venezuelan drug gang

Rusty Skylark 🥄🌮🐔💩 @rustyskylark.bsky.social · 1d

Tried to find a pic of the orange turd at Mt. Rushmore, when he was looking very ill and dazed. It's a well-known pic. All you get is an endless stream of pics of him looking normal (for him) superimposed over Rushmore. The pic of him looking ill has gone down the memory hole.

Rusty Skylark 🥄🌮🐔💩 @rustyskylark.bsky.social · 1d

The lazy slob with orange greasepaint, weird combover, cankles and bruises on his hands is concerned someone else doesn't look great.

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Rusty Skylark 🥄🌮🐔💩 @rustyskylark.bsky.social · 1d

Any Smithsonian employee who went along with this is unworthy of respect or trust.

Rusty Skylark 🥄🌮🐔💩 @rustyskylark.bsky.social · 1d

PRESIDENTIAL SCHEDULE

Th: Annual checkup
F: Golf
S: Golf
S: Golf
M: Annual checkup
T: Visit troops at Walter Reed
W: Meet with lawyers re will
Th: Make-a-Wish day (make-your-own Nobble Prize)
F: Farewell party in bunker
S: Go to Great Teen Pageant in the Sky

Rusty Skylark 🥄🌮🐔💩 @rustyskylark.bsky.social · 1d

He's a clown. It's the white nationalists, led by Miller, who scare me. Miller would watch rivers of blood flow and it would make him say more, more, I want more blood.