Ryan
@ryananderson.bsky.social
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The “moisturize meeee” thing is running HHS.
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This retraumatized me from the thumbnails.
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The world would be in better shape if more people in government brought that “Andy Capp’s wife” energy.
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This guy’s brain is absolutely cooked.
ryananderson.bsky.social
Let’s face it. Albert Einstein has always seemed like a bit of a dumbass. But is it possible he was on to something?
ryananderson.bsky.social
Yeah, I agree if I look at it as its own thing. For me it tasted enough like the original that it brought back memories of seeing it when I was twelve when those jokes were so much funnier and I ended up laughing at jokes I probably wouldn't have outside of that experience.
ryananderson.bsky.social
Out of curiosity had you seen and loved the originals? I suspect a lot of the love for it was based on it coming very close to their vibe.
ryananderson.bsky.social
What’s next? The Usher of the Black Rod doesn’t wear a bicorne hat to lead the Senate into chambers and show our independence from the King?
ryananderson.bsky.social
I feel like it’s been really experimenting with its algo lately. I got all AI sexy ladies one week and then it decided I wanted to see left-wing Q-like conspiracy theories about the CIA auditing the election. All I want is recipes and dogs!
ryananderson.bsky.social
I made a pen today.
Walnut pen held in front of a lathe
ryananderson.bsky.social
This might be the most tone deaf thing I’ve seen a CEO post and I collect things like this for training.
jay.bsky.team
You could try a poster’s strike. I hear that works
ryananderson.bsky.social
Holy living fuck that’s cute
ryananderson.bsky.social
The CEO finally snapped at the needy overbearing userbase but by shitting publicly on a legitimate concern and then doubled down in a real toddler temper tantrum kind of way.
ryananderson.bsky.social
This week has convinced me that Bluesky, regrettably, does not have the juice.
ryananderson.bsky.social
PR person here. This is what we in crisis management refer to as a “whoopsy.”
ryananderson.bsky.social
I need to understand what’s happening with those lip-teeth
ryananderson.bsky.social
Someone definitely needs to check out the contents of his laptop.
ryananderson.bsky.social
You know that thing we all want? For actresses in movies to be virgins?
ryananderson.bsky.social
I had a natural wine so bad at a winery that I took them aside to tell them it had gone off. I said it tasted like rotten eggs and she said “that’s normal, but some people don’t like it I guess.”
ryananderson.bsky.social
I find an elliptical much easier than a treadmill to ignore. I always feel like I’m going to take a weird step and fall off a treadmill.
ryananderson.bsky.social
The world is a trash fire but today my extremely reactive dog met another dog on a walk and said hi without freaking out and that’s the only thing that matters to me for the moment.
Gizmo waiting patiently at the library at the golden hour for his favourite human. He looks like a corgi crossed with a fox.
ryananderson.bsky.social
I can’t even piece together enough context clues to guess what this post is about but I’m glad Canada is winning.
ryananderson.bsky.social
I have been murdered by the phrase “MAGA rapper.”
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This clip (from 2022) now feels STRANGELY relevant... 😬