Ryan
@ryaninpnw.bsky.social
Michael Caine is a national treasure and needs to be protected at all costs.
December 8, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Michael Caine is a national treasure and needs to be protected at all costs.
Is anyone else just freaking exhausted?
December 2, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Is anyone else just freaking exhausted?
This OS is old enough to drink 🍻
November 29, 2025 at 9:39 PM
This OS is old enough to drink 🍻
Eepy. Ready to come home.
November 29, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Eepy. Ready to come home.
This store needs to calm down
November 28, 2025 at 5:32 PM
This store needs to calm down
My uncle apparently keeps his credit card in the freezer.
November 27, 2025 at 7:19 PM
My uncle apparently keeps his credit card in the freezer.
It's an injustice that the Golden Retriever never wins best in show.
November 27, 2025 at 6:44 PM
It's an injustice that the Golden Retriever never wins best in show.
Happy Thanksgiving! 🦃
November 27, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Happy Thanksgiving! 🦃
Playing a drinking game where I drink every time my family mentions Wicked
a woman drinking a drink through a straw with the words groundwork survival above her
ALT: a woman drinking a drink through a straw with the words groundwork survival above her
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November 27, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Playing a drinking game where I drink every time my family mentions Wicked
5AM airport sleepy face
November 25, 2025 at 2:08 PM
5AM airport sleepy face
Me at work today with the rest of the week off.
Office Space GIF
ALT: Office Space GIF
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November 24, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Me at work today with the rest of the week off.
I'm not a "workout on vacation" person. I'm a "bring my workout clothes because I'm totally going to get up every day and go to the gym, but instead sleep in until 5 minutes before I have to leave the door" person.
November 19, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I'm not a "workout on vacation" person. I'm a "bring my workout clothes because I'm totally going to get up every day and go to the gym, but instead sleep in until 5 minutes before I have to leave the door" person.
When I say "Tis the season", I mean shrimp cocktail season.
a man in a suit and tie is eating shrimp at a table with flowers .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is eating shrimp at a table with flowers .
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November 18, 2025 at 9:18 PM
When I say "Tis the season", I mean shrimp cocktail season.
Reposted by Ryan
YOU HAVE A LOT OF MOMENTS WAITING
November 17, 2025 at 5:24 PM
YOU HAVE A LOT OF MOMENTS WAITING
I think I have a candle addiction.
November 15, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I think I have a candle addiction.
Nothing is getting me off this couch
November 15, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Nothing is getting me off this couch
@wilsonforseattle.bsky.social there is not enough coffee for this Friday
November 14, 2025 at 6:14 PM
@wilsonforseattle.bsky.social there is not enough coffee for this Friday
Too rainy, need cuddles
November 14, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Too rainy, need cuddles
More often than not, if I look like I'm deep in thought during a meeting, I'm thinking about food
November 11, 2025 at 4:50 PM
More often than not, if I look like I'm deep in thought during a meeting, I'm thinking about food