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80% chance of Tottenham Hotspur ruining my weekend.
Me watching Spider Noir after Tottenham Hotspur get relegated in May.
February 12, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Forest sacked Dyche and hired a new manager faster than us btw 🙃
February 12, 2026 at 3:10 PM
I'd rather have Dycheball over De Zerbi

*ducks*
February 12, 2026 at 1:05 AM
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If this gets beyond the speculation stage and there's actual concrete interest I am 100% starting a #NoToDeZerbi campaign, this dude is like way more toxic than even Gattuso
February 11, 2026 at 6:54 PM
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Reminder that sh*tification (and misogyny) of X is having real impacts on women's football and women footballers, including at Spurs.

www.nytimes.com/athletic/703...
February 11, 2026 at 2:56 PM
Is now a good time to say I think the idea of bringing Pochettino back is a horrible idea or nah?
February 11, 2026 at 1:43 PM
Vinai don't even fucking think about it
February 11, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Day 1 of going to the gym until Tottenham Hotspur are mathmatically safe from relegation
February 10, 2026 at 11:43 PM
February 10, 2026 at 9:38 PM
ugh
February 10, 2026 at 9:03 PM
February 10, 2026 at 8:27 PM
February 10, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Yeah Tottenham are gonna get thrashed by Newcastle today,

BUT WE'RE GETTING A NEW KNOCKED LOOSE SINGLE LETS GOOOOOOOOOO
February 10, 2026 at 3:01 PM
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According to L'Equipe, France international Thiniba Samoura 🇫🇷 could leave Paris St. Germain on a free transfer at the end of the season. Arsenal, Tottenham, West Ham and London City Lionesses are reportedly interested in signing her.
February 9, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Me when I see another Frank presser
February 9, 2026 at 4:21 PM
Jason Myers gets on the plane for the World Cup to play stiker for the USMNT before Josh Sargent.
February 9, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Maybe if one of the teams switched to a 442 and hit it long one of them would get a touchdown
February 9, 2026 at 1:09 AM
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Defences on top so far. Arsenal have ruined the Super Bowl too
February 9, 2026 at 12:26 AM
😔
February 8, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Madonna loves Olivia Holdt, pass it on
February 8, 2026 at 2:34 PM
February 7, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Hey guys what did I miss?
February 7, 2026 at 2:43 PM
Mark Ruffalo may be the Hulk, but imagine an alternate universe with him as Green Arrow.
February 6, 2026 at 9:41 PM
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Tottenham finished second-from-bottom in the WSL last season. Their top-flight record against Chelsea, Arsenal, Man City & Man Utd is two wins, five draws, 42 losses. Financially, they are nowhere near the ‘big four’. And yet, Spurs are right in the fight with all of them for a Champions League spot
How Tottenham became the WSL's surprise package in battle for Champions League qualification | Goal.com
Tottenham have emerged as the surprise package in this season's Women's Super League, and go into Sunday's game against Chelsea well in the race for Champions League qualification
www.goal.com
February 6, 2026 at 8:55 AM
Bara how could you
February 3, 2026 at 6:16 PM