When my Saturn return I’m gonna get a Prince Albert

It’s sad to see people with little historic understanding of cultural objects being gun hoed about the ownership of say “kimchi”… well bitch - none of you hoes had chillies up to the 16th century, and yall been fermenting shit so what now?

The real east Asia tea is Japan Korea and China (Manchuria) is the more or less similar places historically but EAsians are so entrenched in modern nationalism that one misses out on shared cultural storytelling. And also the diaspora politics of EAsians are absolute horrendous.

Once again, in Germany, second year in a row, I am asked if I’m Native American…. Help

London Heathrow free WiFi banned both Grindr and scruff but not sniffies…

Whoever produced that fucking movie baby girl featuring Nicole Kidman count your fucking days I’m coming for you

Aquamation is so cunt…

James Bond movies never show the part where the supervillain collects government subsidies to build his death tech.

I think blue sky somehow immediately clocked that I’m gay and won’t stop recommending gay men accounts to me…

Need the teleporting machines to be invented soon. Flying sucks