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Ryan Sarnowski
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Over Thinking Feller who shoots and cuts people for a living. 📹📸✂️🎞️
Some exercise before going to a pie-party at the Quaker grandmas’ house, then watching the dog show, followed by a modest meal, and rounded out with some movie watching.

Not exactly Norman Rockwell, but it has been our tradition for years.
November 27, 2025 at 12:06 PM
On the eve of the Thanksgiving break, 34 years ago, a dumb prank committed by bored Straightedge teens would make front page news a few weeks later…

I understand Banksy on a level you will never understand.
November 27, 2025 at 3:19 AM
As I made my way from the grocery store, I took a moment to be thankful when I saw a zombie horde lumbering their way inside and right then and there I knew my decision to cut short my conversation with a running-buddy and bee-line to the checkout was a most wise and prudent decision.

Amen.
November 27, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Like a like a rafter of turkeys waiting to be pardoned from the holiday slaughter the few of us in the office mill about waiting for the boss to "surprise" us with an email that says we can all go home early.

This is a tradition stuffed with absurdity.
November 26, 2025 at 5:03 PM
How soon until we have AI designed to scrape a person's Letterboxd account and make a psychological analysis of the user based on their movie watching habits?
November 26, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Look what I found. I can’t wait to slide into this holiday weekend.
November 26, 2025 at 2:42 AM
How the hell have I not seen this until today?!

It's like Neil Young and Hal Ashby fell under the influence of Gerry Todd from SCTV

vimeo.com/741221968
Neil Young - Solo Trans (1984)
Directed by the great Hal Ashby
vimeo.com
November 25, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Thinking about changing my title to: Bartleby, the Turd Polisher

I'd prefer not, but most days this accurately describes the work I do.
November 25, 2025 at 5:58 PM
This is a 100 times better than the theme to Elmo's World, which has been stuck in my dead for two days.
Music to do assessment to 😴🥱

Or I dunno, man, maybe some caffeinated techno would be better. www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZkI...
Plays John Cassavetes 2
YouTube video by Ekkehard Ehlers - Topic
www.youtube.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:21 PM
I am 100% behind social media posts including the location of the author.

But it needs to go further!

Was this a shower thought, a toilet tweet? People should know where this shit is coming from.
November 25, 2025 at 1:17 PM
It’s Black Friday, I’m in love — with these deals on the top 25 essential gadgets for 2025!
November 24, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Someone said, "How come there aren't any Thanksgiving songs?"

I told them "Gratitude" is a Thanksgiving song.

The were not thankful of my suggestion.

But, I was being serious.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdJ5...
Beastie Boys - Gratitude
YouTube video by BeastieBoysVEVO
www.youtube.com
November 24, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Like a lot of dudes, my introduction to reggae (outside of the Bob Marley that gets played at college parties and hung on dorm walls) came from this film and its soundtrack.

But what appealed to me most was its unintentional sense of documentary that runs through the film.

RIP Jimmy Cliff.
November 24, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Every man arrives at a day when he looks in the mirror and says to himself, “A pencil thin mustache? Why not?”

Right?
November 23, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Party like it’s 1989
November 22, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Got an advanced copy of this gem. It's a beaut.

Get some of your Christmas shopping done early and grab a copy now (for yourself or other adventurous music lovers ya know - or both)
Big thanks to everyone for the positive response to the Dryhouse Ruins LP! We'll be playing a record release show at Acme Records in Milwaukee on 12/12/25, with Nicolas Elert opening. Vinyl will be in stores and shipping on 12/05. Bandcamp here: dryhouse-ruins.bandcamp.com/album/dryhou...
Dryhouse Ruins, by Dryhouse Ruins
4 track album
dryhouse-ruins.bandcamp.com
November 21, 2025 at 5:44 PM
A sports comedy where a corporate sponsor bribes players to throw games so they don’t have to give out free food, T-shirts, etc…
November 21, 2025 at 2:17 AM
About to hit the town with a pack of Elementary school teachers who are desperately awaiting the start of Thanksgiving break.

We might need bail money.
November 21, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Just when I think I've lost all interest in new "rock" music, I find myself listening to this album all morning long.

justmustard.bandcamp.com/album/we-wer...
WE WERE JUST HERE, by Just Mustard
10 track album
justmustard.bandcamp.com
November 20, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Game show wherein contestants get really stoned and hide Christmas presents inside a brand new house. Two weeks later they have to find the presents.

Winner keeps the house.

Loser gets the presents they find.
November 19, 2025 at 11:14 PM
My therapist says I needn’t get so mad when someoen plays “Friday I’m in Love” on any day other than Friday.

I told her I want a second opinion. What say you BlueSkiers?
November 18, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Not doing shit all day takes it outta ya [FIXED]
November 18, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Sprung this from the Little Free Library near my house.
November 14, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Reposted by Ryan Sarnowski
"Domestic Cookery, Useful Receipts, and Hints to Young Housekeepers" was published by Quaker Elizabeth Ellicott Lea in 1845. The cookbook is a time capsule of simple, everyday food culture around her home in Sandy Spring, MD.

All her recipes are available here: www.gutenberg.org/cache/epub/9...
November 14, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Is there are website where you can bet on which bands are going to get back together?

How about which are going to break-up?

Or be the next to issue a press release about a toxic band member?

Can gambling save music journalism?

Can I not be plagued with dystopian ideas, please?
November 14, 2025 at 4:41 PM