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Ryanthomjohn

@ryanthomjohn.bsky.social

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Hanging out in Seattle with my awesome girlfriend and our dog CRANKY Paloma. I’m either a Gen X or Elder Millennial- depending on who we’re mad at. Love videogames- anime- absurdity.

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Ryanthomjohn @ryanthomjohn.bsky.social · Oct 19

It looks like I need to feed the algorithm?

My account is a safe content space for LGBTQIA+ and BIPOC. I like posting memes, being silly, and sharing bits of my personal life.

I like:

🌭Memes
🧐Webcomics
🐶🐱Dogs and cats
👺Anime
🏙️Making fun of corporate America
🫁Absurdity

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ellie lockhart (she/they) @eleanor.lockhart.contact · 18h

I think that it’s actually possible to have a viable political party that doesn’t consider in its electoral strategy “what are we going to do to appeal to men who are sexist and also have no morals”

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Ryanthomjohn @ryanthomjohn.bsky.social · 22h

We all have our moment in the sun

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Ryanthomjohn @ryanthomjohn.bsky.social · 1d

Watching a show or movie on the plane? Turn on the closed captions- be a buddy for your neighbors.

Ryanthomjohn @ryanthomjohn.bsky.social · 1d

Ugh zone 3 amirite

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They got in line 😰

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Ryanthomjohn @ryanthomjohn.bsky.social · 1d

Overheard boarding at the airport

Attendant: “now boarding those with babies”

Couple clearly without children : “Is that us?”

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Ryanthomjohn @ryanthomjohn.bsky.social · 1d

Going to the bathroom before boarding the plane is the energy I bring to being a window seat passenger- rest easy

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Ryanthomjohn @ryanthomjohn.bsky.social · 2d

Hell yeah

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Ryanthomjohn @ryanthomjohn.bsky.social · 2d

it was/is on sale?

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Ryanthomjohn @ryanthomjohn.bsky.social · 2d

The benchmark really

Ryanthomjohn @ryanthomjohn.bsky.social · 2d

Every new 4K Display owner should make their first video: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jne9... - let er rip!

Alanis Morissette - Ironic (Official 4K Music Video)

YouTube video by Alanis Morissette

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 3d

seems like you could be minimally fit, join ICE for the signing bonus, and then just not do the job

Adam Weinstein @adamweinstein.bsky.social · 3d

Lecturing active soldiers about being too fat while dropping standards so low for the ICE deportation force that a third of their recruits can't handle the easiest PT test I've ever heard of www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...

More than a third have failed so far, four officials told me, impeding the agency’s plan to hire, train, and deploy 10,000 deportation officers by January. To pass, recruits must do 15 push-ups and 32 sit-ups, and run 1.5 miles in 14 minutes.
“It’s pathetic,” one career ICE official told me, adding that before now, a typical class of 40 recruits had only a couple of candidates fail, because the screening process was more rigorous.

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Ryanthomjohn @ryanthomjohn.bsky.social · 2d

Still a nail biter series this year

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If I were a network exec id somehow make this happen

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Cheshire Cat ᓚᘏᗢ, @autismsupsoc.bsky.social · 2d

I recenty learned of the "Cozy Horror" genre and that caused me to imagine Shinigami-like being following around Cozy Murder Mystery characters explaining, for example, the ~60 murders in Cabot Cove, and ~275 in total that occur around Jessica Fletcher ... kinda like Dead Like Me or Red Shirts.

Sene from Murder she Wrote but its been edited to have Ryuk from Death Note watching Jessica Feltcher type.

In the Murder She Wrote font is written "Murder She Death Note"

Context: A Death Note is a fictional book in which a person's name and general manner of death can be descrbied and they will die. This is not actully direclty directly contextual within the bounds of Murder She Wrote and is not intendted to be such. more of a an interesting mash up, not the explict idea of a Jessica Fletcher with a traditional Death Note.

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MΔYHΣM (⸝⸝๑﹏๑⸝⸝)-🏴‍☠️ @puremayhem.seeks.quest · 2d

LETS RAGE

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Ryanthomjohn @ryanthomjohn.bsky.social · 2d

A nailbiter of a series and a great story

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Ryanthomjohn @ryanthomjohn.bsky.social · 2d

I like the IDEA of most games, but in the end I just want 10-20 minute moments in time, only a majority erased by a reset, so that I can feel a gradual sense of progression as I trudge through my work week

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Ryanthomjohn @ryanthomjohn.bsky.social · 3d

for me a cozy game is one that I can play while watching youtube. Typically isnt a narrative of any sort that I have to follow. MAXIMUM CONSUMPTION!

PPB forever!

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MinnMax @minnmax.com · 3d

Will our lives ever be as cozy as our favorite cozy games? It may be time to give up on the dream. Watch or listen to the latest Pew Pew Bang all about Cozy Gaming: www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbom...

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Ryanthomjohn @ryanthomjohn.bsky.social · 3d

Why does Croc Legend of the Gobbos require 30+ gigs of storage

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MrFuzzyFart♿ @mrfuzzyfart.bsky.social · 3d

Remember...if it even remotely feels off, check sources.
#memes #meme #socialmedia #fakenews #science

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Ryanthomjohn @ryanthomjohn.bsky.social · 3d

The best part about the AWS outage is that I can go to amazon.com and see all the dog pictures I want.

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