Ryan
@ryanwright.bsky.social
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Coffee drinker. Summer enthusiast. Ottawa. He/him. 🥌 Bluesky #49,824. 🇨🇦🇮🇪
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Alright. I’ll put the spoilers on ice for now.
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You need to mix that with tequila first. And a lime.
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You need to mix it with the ocean to soften it up first.
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Can we make a case for Crazy Frog to be Neutral Good?

Hypnotoad from Futurama as Neutral Evil?
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If so, we got put into the enshittify group together.
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If you like covers, look up the SingItLive and HSCC channels.
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I am one of the fools that pays for Premium.

And the amount of AI repurposed Reddit slop that I can’t get off my feed is alarming.

And yes with the repeats too.
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I laughed out loud - audibly - at “neckties that look like they came from a thrift store for clowns”.

Great article, as always.
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WTF. I’m sorry. Why do things have to be taken so far on an obviously fun post.
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Get your MAGA Hats, Trump paraphernalia, and America first gear before the price doubles next month!
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NEWS: Trump just announced the U.S. will impose a 100% tariff on all Chinese goods starting November 1
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I’m sure I wouldn’t get elected in NYC. 🤣
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Bagels vs Not Bagels.
Pictures of a NY “bagel style substitute” and a Montreal bagel.

Text:

New York Dough Thing

Not a bagel.
Seriously, it's not a bagel.
It's... fine.

Montreal Bagel

Fantastic bagel.
Seriously, it's delicious.
Don't accept pretenders.
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Sprouts? On a NY bread circle? No.
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Montréal style, double toasted with butter. :-)
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I want to say, and I can’t stress this enough…

FUCK THAT.
FUCK YOU.
NOT A FUCKING CHANCE.
HITCH UP YOUR FUCKING GITCH AND GIVE’ER TO CHESTERFIELDS ON YOUR OWN SIDE OF THE LINE.
YOU’RE MADE OF SPARE PARTS, AREN’T YA BUD?
TAKE OFF.
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hozzl @hozzl.com · 18d
Bill Alert!
US House Bill HR 5518 - To direct the Secretary of Homeland Security to negotiate an agreement with the Government of Canada for integrated cross-border aerial, land, and maritime law enforcement operations, and for other purposes.
https://hozzl.com/p/bill/congress-119-bill-number-hr-...
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We’re already tracking planes. Not that the city has a history of that or anything…
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I miss the grilled eclair bar.
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Well there goes both the sports section and the entertainment section. Now what’ll I do?
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These are the Jens I know I know
These are the Jens I know
Some of them are Jennifers
But most of them are Jens
They all have their own hands
But the come from different moms…
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I have not tried most of those games!
What a great set up you’ll have when this is done.

(Sorry for zoom snooping)
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The entire administration in the US has the collective intelligence of a wet fart.
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Nobody puts Baby in a corner!