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one of the balloons this year is just a big red one. guess the color red forked over some money to the Macy's organization
November 27, 2025 at 3:24 PM
one of the balloons this year is just a big red one. guess the color red forked over some money to the Macy's organization
when I see food that is fucked up like this I feel a pang of longing, like we are from the same place that doesn't and shouldn't exist and we found each other despite God's best efforts
Lot of discussion about pies today when we could be talking about that fucked up turkey ice cream cake Baskin Robins makes.
November 26, 2025 at 7:36 PM
when I see food that is fucked up like this I feel a pang of longing, like we are from the same place that doesn't and shouldn't exist and we found each other despite God's best efforts
If we were all doing cyborg bodies I would have a big screen full of reminders of stuff I need to do on my hand and a long prehensile tail full of powerful neurotoxins and no other changes
November 26, 2025 at 12:29 AM
If we were all doing cyborg bodies I would have a big screen full of reminders of stuff I need to do on my hand and a long prehensile tail full of powerful neurotoxins and no other changes
it's weird when u meet an australian with bad vibes, like seeing a puppy dog kill a squirrel. you know it's part of nature but you're still like what the fuck that's not what you're for
November 23, 2025 at 4:22 PM
it's weird when u meet an australian with bad vibes, like seeing a puppy dog kill a squirrel. you know it's part of nature but you're still like what the fuck that's not what you're for
A legendary fantasy sword called Dadkiller
November 22, 2025 at 5:49 PM
A legendary fantasy sword called Dadkiller
if you know anyone at CBS tell them about this idea please. Tell them it is going to happen sooner or later and they might as well become rich from it
Ok so my idea is it's a sitcom about a bunch of wacky neighbors in an apartment building but all of the actors have been forcibly conscripted into appearing on it. If the studio audience's laughter drops below a certain volume Anthony Hopkins' control collar will inject a lethal toxin into his spine
November 21, 2025 at 4:45 PM
if you know anyone at CBS tell them about this idea please. Tell them it is going to happen sooner or later and they might as well become rich from it
Ok so my idea is it's a sitcom about a bunch of wacky neighbors in an apartment building but all of the actors have been forcibly conscripted into appearing on it. If the studio audience's laughter drops below a certain volume Anthony Hopkins' control collar will inject a lethal toxin into his spine
November 21, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Ok so my idea is it's a sitcom about a bunch of wacky neighbors in an apartment building but all of the actors have been forcibly conscripted into appearing on it. If the studio audience's laughter drops below a certain volume Anthony Hopkins' control collar will inject a lethal toxin into his spine
I keep seeing this ad on Netflix where it's the director of Wicked driving his infant son around and the world turns into Oz and it's set to For Good? It's an advertisement for cars where a guy is like despite the many ways he has let me down and betrayed me, I am glad I have known my infant son
November 21, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I keep seeing this ad on Netflix where it's the director of Wicked driving his infant son around and the world turns into Oz and it's set to For Good? It's an advertisement for cars where a guy is like despite the many ways he has let me down and betrayed me, I am glad I have known my infant son
we are all adults and we don't have to run from the truth. kisses is just soft pinches from a mouth.
November 20, 2025 at 5:50 PM
we are all adults and we don't have to run from the truth. kisses is just soft pinches from a mouth.
this guy in Murder She Wrote looks like when a 90s comic artist would be totally out of their depth drawing people in normal clothes
November 20, 2025 at 5:28 PM
this guy in Murder She Wrote looks like when a 90s comic artist would be totally out of their depth drawing people in normal clothes
as soon as Paul dies Ringo is going to start Beatles 2 with him and three of his grandkids
November 20, 2025 at 2:32 PM
as soon as Paul dies Ringo is going to start Beatles 2 with him and three of his grandkids
when did they give Santa an enchanted scepter
November 19, 2025 at 2:44 PM
when did they give Santa an enchanted scepter
an old man just saw me and did the sign of the cross in case anybody's wondering if I still got it
November 18, 2025 at 6:26 PM
an old man just saw me and did the sign of the cross in case anybody's wondering if I still got it
Explaining how sometimes they'd sell DVDs at grocery stores and they'd cost like an extra 10 dollars but you might get them so you don't have to make two trips as I am euthanized so that the remaining moisture in my body can be safely harvested
November 17, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Explaining how sometimes they'd sell DVDs at grocery stores and they'd cost like an extra 10 dollars but you might get them so you don't have to make two trips as I am euthanized so that the remaining moisture in my body can be safely harvested
new press tour humiliation for celebrities is dressin up as a big baby with a dirty diaper & they gotta wait on the street for joggers & chase after them shoutin "don't run! Don't run from baby! BE MY FWEND!" Want people to see Wuthering Heights? Better get Jacob Elordi diaped up
November 16, 2025 at 4:26 PM
new press tour humiliation for celebrities is dressin up as a big baby with a dirty diaper & they gotta wait on the street for joggers & chase after them shoutin "don't run! Don't run from baby! BE MY FWEND!" Want people to see Wuthering Heights? Better get Jacob Elordi diaped up
kinda funny that he has an alive family member who is moved to issue press releases like okay let me clarify that we were simply engaging in a bit of lighthearted joshing! Let's not drag the memory of my brother, the world's most famous pedophile, through the mud.
NEW: Mark Epstein says that the "Bubba" he joked about with his brother Jeffrey Epstein "is not, in any way, a reference to former President
Bill Clinton."
Bill Clinton."
November 16, 2025 at 3:51 PM
kinda funny that he has an alive family member who is moved to issue press releases like okay let me clarify that we were simply engaging in a bit of lighthearted joshing! Let's not drag the memory of my brother, the world's most famous pedophile, through the mud.
Unpopular opinion: I should get to go into your houses when you're not there and play with all your stuff and put it in my mouth if I want to
November 16, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Unpopular opinion: I should get to go into your houses when you're not there and play with all your stuff and put it in my mouth if I want to
a colorful local character called Dr. Wet who's a guy who always wears a totally wet tweed suit and yells at people about math until they buy him a hamburger
November 13, 2025 at 7:00 PM
a colorful local character called Dr. Wet who's a guy who always wears a totally wet tweed suit and yells at people about math until they buy him a hamburger
a restaurant called Slopperz where your table is the plate, they make a big show of bringing the new table out steaming from the dishwasher
November 12, 2025 at 9:12 PM
a restaurant called Slopperz where your table is the plate, they make a big show of bringing the new table out steaming from the dishwasher
all of the pieces grow into a new James Bond because of radiation and each has a different special ability like being able to fly or have ten arms and some of them are in love and some of them want to kill all the others
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 7:09 PM
all of the pieces grow into a new James Bond because of radiation and each has a different special ability like being able to fly or have ten arms and some of them are in love and some of them want to kill all the others
my pitch for fixing representative democracy is that every elected official is followed around by an Enforcer who monitors them 24/7 and any of their constituents can tell the Enforcer to punch them in the stomach. modern politics is largely defined by a lack of fear of being punched in the stomach
November 10, 2025 at 6:04 PM
my pitch for fixing representative democracy is that every elected official is followed around by an Enforcer who monitors them 24/7 and any of their constituents can tell the Enforcer to punch them in the stomach. modern politics is largely defined by a lack of fear of being punched in the stomach
yeah I saw a weird guy today, he was mostly mechanical spider legs?? But he had a smiling wooden head that never moved so he was probably a cool guy
November 9, 2025 at 8:17 PM
yeah I saw a weird guy today, he was mostly mechanical spider legs?? But he had a smiling wooden head that never moved so he was probably a cool guy
in the last episode of Six Feet Under people permanently stop dying and they have to close the funeral home so they all move to Hawaii and stop having emotional problems
November 9, 2025 at 3:37 PM
in the last episode of Six Feet Under people permanently stop dying and they have to close the funeral home so they all move to Hawaii and stop having emotional problems
a new soda called 9 Minutes Cola. "It's the cola that takes 9 minutes to drink - guaranteed!"
November 8, 2025 at 6:45 PM
a new soda called 9 Minutes Cola. "It's the cola that takes 9 minutes to drink - guaranteed!"