🔞 Asryn, Shameless Aggron Simp
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🔞 Asryn, Shameless Aggron Simp
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| They/Them Scottish Snepdad
| UK • 24 • ND • Enby
| Artist • Lorefiend • Druid
| Demi-Pan • Poly, Collared
| #Art by me 🚫 NO AI
| 18+ ONLY 🔞 30% #SFW, 70% #NSFW
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| Under 21s: Don't PM for social reasons
| Just a precaution but exceptions are rare
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…i have a problem.

why am i like this?
why is his waist so snatched?
he's over three-hundred years old, yet i made him so goddamn f i n e-

idc if i made him basically a fantasy cyborg, this man should be handing out werther's and talking the ears off of the unpaid interns at a retirement home-
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I read a thread about games with terrible UI earlier and this video has been destroying me all day.
November 10, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Okay so…plot locked behind a £70 game not withstanding, can we all agree he's the coolest TLoZ character to come out of the Wild Timeline? 'Cause it's not even close.

Yeah, he's obviously a Link analogue, but I don't give a shit, Fi on testosterone fucking RADIATES aura and I'm SO here for it.
November 10, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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The curse is broken!

*turns to dust*

Okay, but seriously though, time to get me a Shiny Alpha Aggron.
November 4, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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I really love this Vincent Van Gogh quote:

"To do good work one must eat well, be well housed, have one's fling from time to time, smoke one's pipe, and drink one's coffee in peace."

No romanticizing the starving artist. Van Gogh said UBI all the way.
November 3, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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New awareness campaign
November 3, 2025 at 3:23 PM
The curse is broken!

*turns to dust*

Okay, but seriously though, time to get me a Shiny Alpha Aggron.
November 4, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Hornypost again, but holy fuck, I finally understand why there's so much art of muscle furs getting stiff or horny while working out.

Just did my 60 pushups and squats today and I was down BAD once the burn kicked in, goddamn.

...fuckin' broke my fleshlight again.
November 3, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Okay, so Ranked Z-A is really REALLY funny 'cause so many people go in with the heavy hitters they already know work, but me? Trevenant.

"But Asryn, Trevenant su-" NO, YOU DON'T FUCKING GET IT.

I've been having matches like this all night since nobody expects the fucking tree, it's HILARIOUS.
November 1, 2025 at 6:14 AM
...Linux is lookin' mighty good right about now.

Time to load Steam OS into my machine posthaste.
November 1, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Picked up Pokémon Go again after like three years to break up the monotony of my gym commute.

Feel free to friend me if ya want, you might get gifts or somethin' idk lol
November 1, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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It time for Halloween, aha!!
October 30, 2024 at 4:06 PM
Hmmm, thinkin' I wanna get ahold o' that new Aggron model for VR riggin' purposes...but I can guarantee I'll hate the process from start to not-so-probable finish.
October 31, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Okay, so why is Nomura's Gustave kind of a baddie, wtf-

Like, his softness is GONE, and I'm low-key fanning my face like-
New artwork revealed for Final Fantasy VII Remake Intergrade & Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 from E33 Art Director Nicholas Maxson-Francombe & FF7R Creative Director Tetsuya Nomura
October 31, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Haha, let's see if I regret this.
October 30, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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Hm, if I were to make a writing-centric page, would any of you even be interested?

It'd very much be R-18 like here. There'll be SFW musings since I love fantasy, but you'll be at the mercy of my kinks. No filter.

Nothing morally bankrupt, but…let's say this druid puts the "weird" in "wyrd".
I could have gone much more detailed and been raunchier with the subject matter on this but I just didn't want to show that much of my freak on this account. xD

Maybe on another one someday, but for now, let it be known that I am very much un-normal about this creature xD
October 30, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Hm, if I were to make a writing-centric page, would any of you even be interested?

It'd very much be R-18 like here. There'll be SFW musings since I love fantasy, but you'll be at the mercy of my kinks. No filter.

Nothing morally bankrupt, but…let's say this druid puts the "weird" in "wyrd".
I could have gone much more detailed and been raunchier with the subject matter on this but I just didn't want to show that much of my freak on this account. xD

Maybe on another one someday, but for now, let it be known that I am very much un-normal about this creature xD
October 30, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Sorry for the random horny post but I had an urge to write. Might delete later.

I was gonna post these normally, hence the censors in the named stuff, but I chickened out, lmao

CW//: Technically CnC, very raunchy subject matter despite nothing being outwardly mentioned by name. You've been warned.
October 30, 2025 at 1:28 AM
First animated crush without saying your age

Bancholeomon...This motherfucker did irreparable damage to me during my formative years xD
October 30, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I'm gonna be that guy:

The new mega evolution designs aren't that bad, you guys are just mean.

The ones I've had the pleasure of using have been an utter treat and look so genuinely cool while doing so that the only old mega I kept in my team was Aggron.
October 28, 2025 at 12:34 PM
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Saw a tumblr post saying AI is turned on again in a hidden Google Drive menu, but its not a menu you can find on mobile; its only desktop. anyhoo. here it is with a picture and clearer directions

Google Drive > MyDrive > (Gear Icon top right) Settings > Manage Apps [switch off Gemini here]
October 26, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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imagine furry artists advertising their commissions opening like this lmaooo
October 15, 2025 at 12:38 AM
o-ough....he...

...gods i wish men were real...
October 27, 2025 at 5:19 AM
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If you see someone stealing groceries, no you didn’t
October 26, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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October 26, 2025 at 1:38 PM