🔞 Asryn, Shameless Aggron Simp
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🔞 Asryn, Shameless Aggron Simp
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| They/Them Scottish Snepdad
| UK • 24 • ND • Enby
| Artist • Lorefiend • Druid
| Demi-Pan • Poly, Collared
| #Art by me 🚫 NO AI
| 18+ ONLY 🔞 30% #SFW, 70% #NSFW
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| Under 21s: Don't PM for social reasons
| Just a precaution but exceptions are rare
Okay so…plot locked behind a £70 game not withstanding, can we all agree he's the coolest TLoZ character to come out of the Wild Timeline? 'Cause it's not even close.

Yeah, he's obviously a Link analogue, but I don't give a shit, Fi on testosterone fucking RADIATES aura and I'm SO here for it.
November 10, 2025 at 12:42 PM
The curse is broken!

*turns to dust*

Okay, but seriously though, time to get me a Shiny Alpha Aggron.
November 4, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Here, a picture of my precious and very not small child.
November 1, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Okay, so Ranked Z-A is really REALLY funny 'cause so many people go in with the heavy hitters they already know work, but me? Trevenant.

"But Asryn, Trevenant su-" NO, YOU DON'T FUCKING GET IT.

I've been having matches like this all night since nobody expects the fucking tree, it's HILARIOUS.
November 1, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Picked up Pokémon Go again after like three years to break up the monotony of my gym commute.

Feel free to friend me if ya want, you might get gifts or somethin' idk lol
November 1, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Haha, let's see if I regret this.
October 30, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Sorry for the random horny post but I had an urge to write. Might delete later.

I was gonna post these normally, hence the censors in the named stuff, but I chickened out, lmao

CW//: Technically CnC, very raunchy subject matter despite nothing being outwardly mentioned by name. You've been warned.
October 30, 2025 at 1:28 AM
First animated crush without saying your age

Bancholeomon...This motherfucker did irreparable damage to me during my formative years xD
October 30, 2025 at 12:10 AM
o-ough....he...

...gods i wish men were real...
October 27, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Ok, time's up!

Folks said either Chien-Pao or Blaziken, but…C'mon, it was gonna be Aggron.

Meet Darach—and while not shown here—he's a leather-clad metalhead, gardener, and LARPer, who—despite appearances—is a huge softie…mostly.

He LARPs a Paladin with a Greatsword 'cause he likes being a hero.
October 24, 2025 at 8:14 AM
...Aggron, my beloved, I've missed you…

…I'm maybe low-key obsessed with the silly metal dino that sounds like an angry train whistle.

But hey, why don't you try to grow up autistic while becoming best friends with what you thought was a trainosaur and see if you don't love it 20+ years later? xD
October 20, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Me remembering Red and Blue turn 30 next year... Man, this game's been with me my entire life at this point-
October 18, 2025 at 6:16 AM
The "It's been 3,000 years..." thing was a reference to X and Y when Floette came back xD
October 18, 2025 at 6:01 AM
*soft whimpery sobbing*

It's been 3000 years...

(Aggron's last main-game appearance was Sw/Sh. Not counting BDSP since that game while alright, handles the Nat-Dex stuff awkwardly and made finding Aggron painful 'cause they locked 'em behind the Post-Game quq.)
October 18, 2025 at 3:57 AM
So…after a workout, I learned I can bounce my chest—not in a big way, ain't gonna be doing THAT for a while—and honestly, knowin' my work's payin' off and actually pushin' me toward a goal I wanted to reach for years now is fuckin' huge for me, lmao

So, to celebrate, have another of my chest, lmao
October 14, 2025 at 8:24 AM
The words of motivation mean everything, thanks princey!

And hey, I mean, m'already big enough to grope, so by all means, simp as much as ya wish ;p
October 3, 2025 at 7:40 PM
CW//:Suggestive Nudity

Been making more progress and while it's not crazy different from the last set I sent, I had an opportunity to pose a bit while taking these so enjoy :3

I guess this also counts as #FlexFriday, lmao
October 3, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Being a frog sounds great, but personally, being just a cat just feels a better fit for me.

Oh to be a silly little snep taking a silly little snooze...
October 1, 2025 at 2:48 AM
maow
September 26, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Welp…I said I'd do it.

CW//: Slight yet mildly suggestive displays of skin

I have a lot of work to do on my abs and sboulders, but my pecs and arms are what I'm most proud of in my recent progress. They got NOTICEABLY bigger since last I checked.

Here's hoping I'll get even bigger real soon, heh.
September 26, 2025 at 9:31 AM
...what—and i cannot even begin to stress this enough—the actual fuck am i looking at?

did...IS really see Umamusume and say, "Yeah, let's milk that." and decide to shadowdrop FE but it's furry Among Us where everyone has a fursona and the imposter gets TF'd into theirs?

i'm fuckign wheezing rn-
September 25, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Mmm, you'll finish something, alright.

But talk like that'll need a firm foundation...better hope it won't falter when your muzzle's buried too deep in here to keep yapping nonsense :p
September 24, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I meeeeean
September 23, 2025 at 5:42 AM
*does this to you* <3
September 21, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Show me a picture from your phone that has your energy. Not a selfie.

Made this meme forever ago for this exact moment, lmao
September 19, 2025 at 5:58 AM