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porkchop. weird pervert, 30, chronic victim, repeat masochist, she/it 🦇

https://revospring.net/@ryonahole

COLLEGE GIRL: https://archiveofourown.org/works/70992341/chapters/184626136

RETAIL THERAPY: https://archiveofourown.org/works/71401616
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Hiiii I went ahead and posted the first two chapters of College Girl up on Ao3 if you want to read it there!

archiveofourown.org/works/709923...
College Girl - Chapter 1 - ryonahole - Original Work [Archive of Our Own]
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This could be the snort of something pig
December 19, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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root humping a plushie- not that it would help her predicament
December 18, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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Saw that new FFXIV raid boss that's an extremely overtly horny leather dominatrix with *gasp* a military style peaked cap. I hope everyone's going to think critically about the aesthetics being sexualized here ://///////////
December 19, 2025 at 1:01 AM
cool this is the second instance in a row where my therapist has canceled less than an hour before the session. my last session was over a month ago. very cool how I wake myself early each time for nothing
December 16, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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in all these lobotomy NTR stories it’s the cuck getting lobotomized but what about lobotomizing a girl then stealing her? the love of her life having to watch as she is reduced to an empty, drooling mess that is just led around on the arm of someone better. someone capable of taking what she wants.
December 14, 2025 at 4:30 AM
I'm also so tired of hearing a random noise and thinking it might be Charlotte and then remembering that she's gone forever. I hate how often ill have a dream where somehow, I see her curled up on the couch like nothing happened. I woke up crying yesterday because I could feel her weight on my chest
December 15, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I'm so tired of being exhausted every single day...every day I have off, I wind up sleeping 12 to 16 hours...if I get up, I keep going back to bed and waking up to it already being dark out...I hate this...
December 15, 2025 at 10:29 PM
:3
December 15, 2025 at 7:22 AM
the gay sex devolved into this pretty quickly
December 15, 2025 at 7:20 AM
there are wemon in my apartment and they have noticed the copy of warhound and using it as a conversation starter and one of them is carrying it around the apartment. i haven't even read the thing yet and it's paying dividends.
December 15, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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December 13, 2025 at 7:31 AM
One of the guys at locals won't talk to me and I don't know if it's because I fucked his girlfriend two years ago. I don't know if he knows that I fucked his girlfriend two years ago.
December 13, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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I invite friends over and they ask all these weird questions about my maid. "Is she okay?" "Does that hurt?" "What happened to her makeup?"

Like calm down and let it serve you drinks. It doesn't even know where it is right now.
December 11, 2025 at 1:38 PM
thought i was finally normal and then had the thought "what if someone grabbed me by the throat" and now I'm just kind of squirming at work with my face feeling all hot and my guts feeling funny
December 12, 2025 at 4:46 PM
lately ive been hornier for yugioh than I have been at sex
December 11, 2025 at 10:51 PM
jaw actually dropped when I saw this
December 11, 2025 at 6:20 PM
December 11, 2025 at 11:34 AM
been doing pretty good for someone who's been unmedicated for over a week *thumbs up*
December 11, 2025 at 11:33 AM
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I'm a good good puppy~
December 9, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 5:05 PM
a few guys at locals are unusually nice to me and my stupid ass cannot tell if they're just genuinely being friendly or if they're chasers.
December 8, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Slowly corrupting the women in my life to play card games
December 7, 2025 at 6:33 AM
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December 6, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Big sis asked me to pick her up tomorrow for Enrichment early in the morning and im starting to realize I might be starting to become more interested in YGO than sex...
December 6, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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December 6, 2025 at 6:33 AM