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Dan Almond
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Talks mostly about: football, F1, video games, film & TV, occasionally a bit of marketing. Long suffering Tottenham fan and former season ticket holder. From North West England. #COYS
This is not posted at anyone in particular, but I wonder if everyone is going to continue to share the 'after X games last season' comparisons throughout the season, or if they are only serving a particular narrative now. #COYS
December 4, 2025 at 4:50 PM
My #SpotifyWrapped most played song of the year... I'll let you decide if I have kids or if I'm a psychopath.
December 4, 2025 at 7:23 AM
I think that was a bit better than some recent performances (low bar). The fight was there in the second half, and we threatened at times without really creating too much.

I think away at Newcastle that'd be fine, if our home performances and those against lesser sides were better. #COYS
December 2, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Get in! No less than we deserve. Now angry that this should be 3 points. #COYS
December 2, 2025 at 10:08 PM
If that was Liverpool, you can guarantee they'd be asking PGMOL for clarification, and to be honest I think that we should. It's such a highly dubious decision. I thought the bar was meant to be high for a VAR overturn, that bar must have been in the basement. #COYS
December 2, 2025 at 10:02 PM
What on earth is going on?! How have they given a pen for that? That's an absolute joke of a decision. Only Spurs. Only Spurs would ever have that given against us. #COYS
December 2, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Kudus getting his first assist in what feels like forever. Romero showing our strikers how to do it! #COYS
December 2, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Guimaraes is far too good for Newcastle. I'm amazed he's still there and no one paid his release clause (not sure if he still has one).
December 2, 2025 at 9:45 PM
We've been better this half, but Porro just got absolutely roasted by Gordon there. #COYS
December 2, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Kudus is such an unorthodox player. Sometimes he looks like he loves nothing more than beating his man and he's so direct, other times it's like he can't be bothered so he slows everything down. So unpredictable and not always in a good way. #COYS
December 2, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I think that perhaps the Fulham v City game was the one to watch tonight.
December 2, 2025 at 9:10 PM
So err yeah, this isn't great again. I don't understand how we can be this bad. The passing is just so poor from every single player.

At the same time, I don't understand how that's not gone in from Bergvall! #COYS
December 2, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Was in McDonald's in Liverpool yesterday for lunch with the family and an argument broke out on another table - one family took someone else's table whilst they were at the toilet.

Long story short, it ended with the father of the table-taking family shouting, "it's our country not yours".
December 1, 2025 at 10:55 AM
McLaren trying to rival Ferrari in the dumb strategy stakes. #QatarGP #F1
November 30, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Odobert is emblematic of the issues at Spurs. He's a Burnley level player, but rather than sign a superstar, we hoped to pick up a young bargain.

That's unfair on him really, as it's the type of punt that's often worth taking - but serious clubs do it as well as signing the superstars. #COYS
November 29, 2025 at 9:57 PM
14 shots 2 on target is a pretty damning statistic.

3 home wins in the entire calendar year is another. Relegation form at home. #COYS
November 29, 2025 at 9:49 PM
We must be winning the xG by now, surely. #COYXG
November 29, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Cracking goal. Kudus has been pretty awful for the past couple of months, so that was much needed on all counts. #COYS
November 29, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Our lack of a quality left winger has been evident since the very start of the season. Total negligence not to replace Heung-min Son. #COYS
November 29, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I suspect Frank won't be given as long as other recent managers. We no longer have Levy at the helm to take the brunt of the negativity from the fans, so everything is on the manager. Doesn't help that a section of the fanbase wanted Ange to stay and have been gunning for him since day one too.
November 29, 2025 at 9:00 PM
The space that Fulham players have every time they counter is reminiscent of us under Ange last season. Something is fundamentally wrong here.
November 29, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Can see why Van de Ven was annoyed at that. Brushed his shoulder, and the guy went down like he'd been smashed in the face. #COYS
November 29, 2025 at 8:30 PM
First goal unlucky, second goal is just Vicario being totally brainless.
November 29, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Used my free hit this week in #FPL. Had Foden in my team until a last minute change of heart where I transferred him out for Gibbs-White...
a woman in a cowboy hat covering her face with her hands and says it 's happening again
ALT: a woman in a cowboy hat covering her face with her hands and says it 's happening again
media.tenor.com
November 29, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Reposted by Dan Almond
‘The clip, which appeared on live television, shows the President of the United States snapping at a female reporter “Quiet, Piggy!”’

From the new Private Eye, out now.
November 27, 2025 at 5:18 AM