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The Saddest Factory Of All
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A fan Account for the game Satisfactory by Coffee Stain Studios and other Automation and Factory games!
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The Saddest Factory Of All @saddestfactory.bsky.social · Nov 14
Hello new followers and new Bluesky-ers!
If you would like me to show off your cool builds and/or spaghetti messes, I accept submissions for both! I would love to see what you've been up to since 1.0 dropped!
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New GameCube just dropped.
#Steam
November 12, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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I don't know, Pioneers. I still can't get Satisfactory Modeler to work for me. I still use Satisfactory Tools. Maybe you all can teach me on stream some time or something.
-The Saddest Pioneer
November 9, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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Honestly, this is the funniest Satisfactory video I've seen since Joshua GameItOut.
The Worst Guide To Satisfactory
Satisfactory is a factory automation game but my factory only mass produces crash outs. 💰 Patreon: https://patreon.com/ConnorConquers 📺 Livestreams: https://www.twitch.tv/connorconquers 🗣️…
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November 8, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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Welcome, new console Pioneers! If you'll be playing #Satisfactory for the first time on console this week, check out my intro guide. And welcome to the FICSIT corporation. Efficiency first!

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So You Got Satisfactory on Console... Now What?
YouTube video by Satisfactory News
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November 4, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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Don't forget to make your console a useful Ficsit Employee to Save The Day™.
November 4, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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Screenshot of Satisfactory. A bus of belts have been set up in an orderly fashion, organized by item and speed, makes a 90 degree turn towards the screen and then just explode everywhere to countless (completely countable) sinks to make sure everything is running smoothly.
November 3, 2025 at 6:31 AM
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Will you be buying the Console version of Satisfactory? If so, will it be your first time buying Satisfactory?
November 3, 2025 at 12:22 PM
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I remembered like it was yesterday...
#SatisfactoryGame
Pepperidge Farm remembers meme that reads "Do you remember Quckwire? The Saddest Pioneer Remembers." Only Quickwire is purposely misspelled as Q-U-C-K-W-I-R-E.
November 1, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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I don't know whether to cry or stand in awe.
#SatisfactoryGame
A Reddit post that reads: "Pro tip: there is no limit to the number of belts that can occupy the same space at the same time" The post shows a picture of at least a half dozen belts all merging into one belt by clipping them into one another. A commentor replies "Yes there is. The limit is one. Heathen."
October 15, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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littlepet.bsky.social
I play video games in totally normal ways.
A spreadsheet of calculations for how many of various buildings need to be created in the game Satisfactory based on their respective inputs and outputs in order to hit various end goal outputs of finished product.
October 9, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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I'm trying to plan out my nuclear production, and I felt my brain liquifying when I looked at what Ficsonium Fuel rod production involves.
saddestfactory.bsky.social The Saddest Factory Of All @saddestfactory.bsky.social · Oct 9
Hey, you guys remember when Heavy Modular Frames felt like the final boss?
#SatisfactoryGame
A zoomed out overview of the production chain of Ficsonium Fuel Rods in the game Satisfactory. it is a tangled complicated web with barely legible text.
October 9, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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I'm finding out that I'm actually a fake fan, as I have just now discovered the Doug meme.
October 9, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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Hey, you guys remember when Heavy Modular Frames felt like the final boss?
#SatisfactoryGame
A zoomed out overview of the production chain of Ficsonium Fuel Rods in the game Satisfactory. it is a tangled complicated web with barely legible text.
October 9, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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Happy 1st birthday, non-Early Access #SatisfactoryGame!

What's your favorite thing you've made since 1.0 released?
September 10, 2025 at 10:02 AM
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I've been playing Satisfactory for 5 years and I took on a giant Green spider and it's still terrifying.
August 17, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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Happy birthday to me.
Dual monitor setup. The game Satisfactory on the main monitor and a YouTube video by TotalXclipse on the secondary monitor about Satisfactory.
July 31, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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It ain't perfect but I tried to recreate a picture from @jembawls.com Instagram. He showed it off and it inspired me and I finally got around to building it in #SatisfactoryGame.
Picture of buildings taken by Jace Varlet and posted on Instagram. Picture of Buildings recreated in the game Satisfactory.
July 4, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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I'm thinking of making some Satisfactory, spray paint based art and selling it. Would you be interested in purchasing one if it cost $50 USD or less?
Yes? No? Need more info?
May 28, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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Satisfactory News coming in hot in the "Wow, something I didn't know about Satisfactory" category.
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5 Satisfactory Tips that are Obvious Once You See Them
Satisfactory seems to have endless quality of life features and cool tools you can use to make life easier. And with so many available, it's no wonder that a...
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May 23, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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Ada gjinka
#satisfactory #satisfactorygame
December 19, 2024 at 9:24 PM
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Not gonna lie. I was half expecting to see a picture of the new Coffee Stain Studios Community Manager "Jason" and it's just this:
A picture of former Coffee Stain Studios Community Manager Snutt in a wig.
May 16, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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Another fantastic animation from JimmyNoStar:
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Walk Cycle | Satisfactory Animation
Made this walk cycle last week. Still learning, so its not very great :(Song: Bubble Beat Box · Spongebob SquarepantsComposer, Lyricist: Theo Mondlehttps://y...
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April 24, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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Well. Found another one for the ol' Steam Wishlist...

AGRONOM Announcement Trailer www.youtube.com/watch?si=ay0...
AGRONOM Announcement Trailer
Announcement Trailer of AGRONOM game. Links and info below:Steam. Wishlist here: https://store.steampowered.com/app/2893250?utm_source=youtube&utm_campaign=a...
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April 21, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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This issue has been patched!
saddestfactory.bsky.social The Saddest Factory Of All @saddestfactory.bsky.social · Apr 3
~~GAME BREAKING BUG ALERT FOR 1.1~~

Vertical lifts are broken. Any saves after 1.1 may not work. It is unclear if the lifts built will need to be removed and rebuilt or if you must revert back to a pre-1.1 save.

CSS is working on a patch that will be out in the coming few days.
April 12, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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~~GAME BREAKING BUG ALERT FOR 1.1~~

Vertical lifts are broken. Any saves after 1.1 may not work. It is unclear if the lifts built will need to be removed and rebuilt or if you must revert back to a pre-1.1 save.

CSS is working on a patch that will be out in the coming few days.
April 3, 2025 at 9:10 PM