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The Saddest Factory Of All
@saddestfactory.bsky.social
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A fan Account for the game Satisfactory by Coffee Stain Studios and other Automation and Factory games!
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I remembered like it was yesterday...
#SatisfactoryGame
Pepperidge Farm remembers meme that reads "Do you remember Quckwire? The Saddest Pioneer Remembers." Only Quickwire is purposely misspelled as Q-U-C-K-W-I-R-E.
November 1, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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I don't know whether to cry or stand in awe.
#SatisfactoryGame
A Reddit post that reads: "Pro tip: there is no limit to the number of belts that can occupy the same space at the same time" The post shows a picture of at least a half dozen belts all merging into one belt by clipping them into one another. A commentor replies "Yes there is. The limit is one. Heathen."
October 15, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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Hey, you guys remember when Heavy Modular Frames felt like the final boss?
#SatisfactoryGame
A zoomed out overview of the production chain of Ficsonium Fuel Rods in the game Satisfactory. it is a tangled complicated web with barely legible text.
October 9, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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Not gonna lie. I was half expecting to see a picture of the new Coffee Stain Studios Community Manager "Jason" and it's just this:
A picture of former Coffee Stain Studios Community Manager Snutt in a wig.
May 16, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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Do not trust Coffee Stain Studios Community Manager Mikael.
A meme of Coffee Stain Studios Community Manager Mikael. it reads: DO NOT TRUST THIS MAN Everything he says is suspect!! Casually drops some of the most requested features in a dev video. Does Not Explain further. "1.1 comes out on April Fools day!" Yeah, right. You think I was born yesterday??? Claims 1.1 will be "free." Nothing in life is free, Bud. What are you selling??? Yeah, sure. Thanks, Mikael. "Helps a lot.""
March 28, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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Are you going to keep scrolling without wishing a "Happy Efficiency" to Juan?
a picture posted from the Game Satisfactory of a Bean creature standing on top of a player created structure. posted on r/SatisfactoryGame by u/Endevour27
March 19, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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u/Stormsurger is all of us.
strong Doge, weak doge meme. strong doge says Satisfactory Me. "another 5K ore input factory just for cables? No problem Boss" Weak doge labeled work me. "No don't make me implement a simple 2-hour feature."
March 17, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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This is my friend Sijo. His hobbies include standing randomly in fields away from his fellow beaver and not working.
#Timberborn
A frontview of abeaver from the game Timberborn standing in a baron field with tree stumps in the background. A sideview of abeaver from the game Timberborn standing in a baron field with tree stumps in the background.
February 5, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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But can we build factories on it?
A promotional image of the Nintendo Switch 2.
January 16, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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You water the metal and it grows.
#SatisfactoryGame

Courtesy of u/TheGreatCornhol10
A meme titled "When you unlock a recipe to add water to metal ore and somehow get twice as much mental as you started with." The Pioneer from Satisfactory has magic beams coming out of their hands. Caption says "It's pure. I ain't gotta explain shit."
January 15, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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Me when scrolling through the #SatisfactoryGame subreddit.
Jim Halpert Explains meme format. First panel: "Seeing people post their early, foundation-less setups in the grassy fields." Second panel: "Giving them an upvote because I like people participating in the community no matter where they're at in the game."
January 13, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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I am shocked. SHOCKED.

I wonder what that spike in September is... 🤔
steam recap showing the most played game is Satisfactory. 48% or total playtime. 202 sessions played. 21 day streak. graph of playtime through the year. spike in September.
December 19, 2024 at 4:52 PM
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The Ceiling Spaghetti™ is growing.
#SpaghettiSaturday #SatisfactoryGame
A Satisfactory screenshot. Approximately 7 conveyor belts run down the length of a ceiling, with several more crossing and ducking in and out.
December 14, 2024 at 3:31 PM
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My favorite comment on this video.
A Pioneer helmet over Senator Palpatine from Star Wars, saying the comment from @rhael42 "Painted beams are a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural."
December 13, 2024 at 8:26 PM
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You get my hidden shame spaghetti for #SpaghettiSaturday. Unhidden for your viewing displeasure.
#SatisfactoryGame
A Screenshot from Satisfactory. Eight conveyor belts with Ficsmas gifts merging into one. belts clip through one another.
December 7, 2024 at 4:25 PM
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Oh no. My son.
Son, Bolero: "Dad." Son: "I want to take 4 hours to automate a solution to a 1 hour problem." Dad: "Tammy! Tammy! Our son is a Factory Game Player!"
December 6, 2024 at 9:40 PM
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Did someone say beans?
A Space Giraffe Tick Whale for Satisfactory colloquially known as Beans, or Mr. Bean.
December 5, 2024 at 7:49 PM
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You all didn't seem too impressed with my ceiling spaghetti last week, so you have been invited to suffer by u/invertedsympathy

Please show of your own!
#SpaghettiSaturday #SatisfactoryGame
A Satisfactory screenshot from a very high vantage point. the ground is covered in crisscrossing conveyor belts.
November 30, 2024 at 4:27 PM
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Woody from Toy Story laughing in an evil mannar surrounded by flames.
November 23, 2024 at 4:49 PM
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Here, have a little ceiling spaghetti for #SpaghettiSaturday
A small mess of conveyor belts, all hanging from a ceiling. One is dipping lower than the rest and we can see it carries Caterium Quickwire.
November 23, 2024 at 4:12 PM
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I've been seeing a lot of comments disparaging the devs since 1.0 came out and, I gotta be honest, it really steams my broccoli.
Pioneer refusing Being a jerk to the devs over lack of features. Pioneer agreeing Being a supportive & enjoying work devs have put in.
November 22, 2024 at 9:51 PM
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Ficsit Pioneer pointing in agreement.
November 22, 2024 at 6:13 PM
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Stay high, high above the trees. Those things can JUMP.

Posted by u/Some_Noname_idk
picture of the Swamp in Satisfactory. text reads "Best things to do in the swamp: 1. Leave."
November 22, 2024 at 4:52 PM
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Found something I didn't know:
Reddit Post on r/SatisfactoryGame by u/The AceofJace: "TIL that you can drag unpacked fluids out of machines and into the trash Basically the title. I had a blender that was backed up, and out of curiosity, I tried to dragging the fluid from the machine and into the trash and the inventory and it worked. I don't know why I've never tried it before, and I haven't seen it posted anywhere that it's possible. 1000+ hours in the game and I'm still learning new things!"
November 22, 2024 at 1:44 PM
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I've been playing this save for 2 months now and this is the only remotely aesthetic thing I've made. #SatisfactoryGame
Satisfactory Screenshot. A garage with windows on the outer walls. 4 truck stations with blue ambient lighting. Signs and arrows give directions. Satisfactory Screenshot. 3 rows of parking, each for a different vehicle: Truck, Tractor, and Explorer. Garage is lit with blue light.
November 21, 2024 at 6:40 PM