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saffronnn.bsky.social
salem
@saffronnn.bsky.social
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she/her scene/emo girl
emo possum girl
co-writer co-community manager and co-founder of team 12hedra
🚨‼️‼️MINOR‼️‼️🚨
NSFW, POLITICS, PEDOS/LOLICONS DNI
AuDHD
im literally noelle holiday
pfp by my best blowout buddy @reallydodeca.bsky.social
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salem @saffronnn.bsky.social · Aug 13
1 more thing: if ur MDNI, i wont block you if you follow me but dont expect a follow back
saffronnn.bsky.social salem @saffronnn.bsky.social · Jul 29
some other stuffs i forgot to mention
favourite music artists:
weird al
michael wyckoff
favourite bands:
tally hall
late night drive home
other games i forgot to mention:
brawl stars
ALSO
dont DM me, i can’t access them cuz im british but i cant turn them off
saffronnn.bsky.social salem @saffronnn.bsky.social · Jun 26
ok special interest list UPDATED!! (new pinned)

-TF2
-Overwatch 2
-ULTRAKILL
-Deltarune
-BONELAB/BONEWORKS
-GMod ig?
-Half-Life 2
-PROJECT SKY//BOX/Interloper ARG (not rlly a special interest but i still rlly like it cause i find it extremely interesting)
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@sentimentbot.bsky.social yo…
February 16, 2026 at 3:40 AM
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istg didnt i make a tumblr or something at some point
February 16, 2026 at 3:24 AM
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gaannngg gaming gannnggg gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannngg
October 6, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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grrrrrrrrr
November 17, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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oh wise great tranny of the lake, how babby formed
February 15, 2026 at 11:37 AM
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how know if boy is gregernt
February 15, 2026 at 11:38 AM
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can boy get pergnant
February 15, 2026 at 11:37 AM
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February 15, 2026 at 10:09 AM
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COMPART/OCENPLNT.GIF
February 15, 2026 at 10:20 AM
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happy valentines days..,, , have these cards...,, do tell me if you use them..,,,.
February 14, 2026 at 8:53 PM
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Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not
A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World. A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers." A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands." A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"
February 14, 2026 at 8:07 PM
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Secret of mana cover photoshopped to say “secret of nana” and has added a photo of a shushing nana
February 15, 2026 at 4:00 AM
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oh come on 😭😭😭
February 14, 2026 at 5:39 PM
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PETER AND MJ KISSING Zendaya as MJ: You're a good kisser, Parker, but also (suddenly all caps impact font) A (next picture shows it's actually Mysterio in disguise, screaming the F slur) Peter looks on in confusion and defeat
February 14, 2026 at 12:05 AM
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adam warlock had such a huge aura gain when he got added to rivals
February 14, 2026 at 11:12 AM
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@googleballs.com DUDE WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY PHONE WHAT THE FUCK
January 5, 2026 at 7:44 PM
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February 14, 2026 at 10:10 AM
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Billy
February 13, 2026 at 6:34 AM
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The Mickey Mouse Clubhouse fandom imploded after Season 16 ended without MOnald (Mickey X Donald) becoming canon
February 13, 2026 at 3:53 AM