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Jennie @jenniekendrick.bsky.social · 27d

This has been running through my head all day! It's so jaunty

Keane Li @keaneli.bsky.social · 27d

JD Vance Loves Couches (The Musical) 🛋️

A story of forbidden love between a boy and his cushions. Will the world accept their passion? (Parody and satire; may not have happened.)

WATCH: youtube.com/shorts/iT5-g...

#jdvance #comedy #funny #parody #music #musicals #songwriting

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Safi @safitaffy99.bsky.social · 25d

HIIII!!! 😊

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Safi @safitaffy99.bsky.social · Oct 8

Beautiful! My best to your parents. I hope they’re doing well. 😊

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Safi @safitaffy99.bsky.social · Oct 4

My beloved topcoat of ten years finally doesn’t fit me anymore. It was tailored and had a zip out collar for the cooler days.

Now trying to find a worthy replacement has become next to impossible.

Pray for me. I may not be able to fully enjoy autumn without one. 😩😜😩😜

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Safi @safitaffy99.bsky.social · Oct 3

We are absolutely not a serious country….

Safi @safitaffy99.bsky.social · Oct 3

THAT PRETTY LADY IN THE BRIGHT INDIGO BLUE JACKET THO. 👀 🔥

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Safi @safitaffy99.bsky.social · Oct 2

NOW THAT IT IS OCTOBER, BEHOLD MY TRUE AND POWERFUL FORM….

a man covering his face with a leaf

ALT: a man covering his face with a leaf

media.tenor.com

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Jennie @jenniekendrick.bsky.social · Sep 25

I am so excited for this adorable book! All babies need a proper culinary introduction, and OODLES OF NOODLES will teach 'em about animals and numbers at the same time.

Jessie A @jessieatkin.bsky.social · Sep 25

It’s happening. Mark your calendars summer 2026 #booksky 🐶🍝 @jenniekendrick.bsky.social never tell me the odds

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Safi @safitaffy99.bsky.social · Sep 22

Was out of town the last few days. Finally touched the Atlantic….

Safi @safitaffy99.bsky.social · Sep 11

Prayers for everyone waking up to their TL’s on IG, X and other sites and finally realizing that they’re HS friend isn’t who they thought they were.

Safi @safitaffy99.bsky.social · Sep 8

We are basically living in a family Guy episode come to life.

So now I and my family,
who often get mistaken for being Hispanic simply because we are brown and because people in this country are fucking stupid, must now carry out passports everywhere we go.

Fuck this TL.

Safi @safitaffy99.bsky.social · Aug 31

You may be experiencing the literary version of a burn out.

I’d like to recommend a beach vacation for the next three weeks. 😉

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Safi @safitaffy99.bsky.social · Aug 18

Hi, wassup?

Safi @safitaffy99.bsky.social · Aug 1

Just stopping by to say hi. How’s everyone’s summer going?

Btw can I be honest? I really need Autumn to be here like, now. Like this instant - not tomorrow not next week - RIGHT. NOW.

Kthxbye.

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Safi @safitaffy99.bsky.social · Jul 21

Ladies I am so so sorry for the shit show we men have wrought upon this country.

JFC.

AskAubry 🦝 🐆 @askaubry.com · Jul 21

So Marcus wants a career woman that chooses to manages her household and business affairs, land owner, community leader and is a generous provider then?

So feminism.

Marcus Rogers

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The final form of feminism is platforms like OnlyFans. We see recurring themes of so-called sexual liberation, the rejection of male leadership, and the idea that women don't need men. It promotes the belief that women can do everything men can-but only if they want to. This isn't true equality; it's selective equality based not on reality, but on feelings.

Ladies, being a Proverbs 31 woman, having a relationship with God, and becoming the woman God designed you to be is the most beautiful and fulfilling pursuit in this life. Don't follow the toxic and destructive trends of this world.

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Safi @safitaffy99.bsky.social · Jul 20

Go say this on X you coward. You claim to support Palestinians but then vote No saying it isn’t enough when right now every little bit counts. As post this shit Palestinians are being starved and shot to death.

To hell with you.

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · Jul 19

I also voted NO on the full bill which includes this appropriation.

So a lot of people are being reactive to things they aren’t reading fully.

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Safi @safitaffy99.bsky.social · Jul 20

Your daily reminder that @aoc.bsky.social is a fucking bitch and genocide enabler. #FreePalestine

Safi @safitaffy99.bsky.social · Jul 18

**Looks around at the state of things**

WTF ARE WE EVEN DOING?!?

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Safi @safitaffy99.bsky.social · Jul 16

You don’t need to fucking know him well. Because if the Dems were any good they’d support their own no matter what.

Safi @safitaffy99.bsky.social · Jul 15

A warm cookie skillet with ice cream and $1M could fix me.

Safi @safitaffy99.bsky.social · Jul 11

*yells*

🎶 Because we neeeeed each other
We beliiiieeeeve in one another
And I know weee’rre going to uncover
What's sleeping in our soul 🎶

#Oasis #NowPlaying

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Safi @safitaffy99.bsky.social · Jul 6

I really need to see this.

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Safi @safitaffy99.bsky.social · Jul 5

Someone told me earlier today that I was “very handsome”.

Excuse me while I ride this high for the next 6 months. 🥰

#StillGotIt

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Safi @safitaffy99.bsky.social · Jul 5

@jenniekendrick.bsky.social I know you would appreciate this. 💜

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Safi @safitaffy99.bsky.social · Jul 5

Guys, what the hell are we even doing?!? #WhatAWeek