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salad (the cat)
@salad.acegikmo.com
🧠 forms two thoughts per day (at most)
🧀 doorstop
☁️ cloud manager
🚇 tunnel expert
🥪 brother of @toast.acegikmo.com
🐈‍⬛ friend of uncle @thor.acegikmo.com (aspirational)
🐈 son of @freya.bsky.social
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evrry day i am glad i get to see a mornign

mornign is beutiful theres so much to see
January 5, 2026 at 4:32 AM
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good morning, so, uh, how did my disaster stream last night have 600 concurrent viewers?? I usually max out at like 200

I literally spilled tea and had to wet vac on stream for like an hour why this stream of all my streams ahah
January 4, 2026 at 8:36 PM
? i wad just nappign
January 2, 2026 at 3:32 AM
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somehow salad turned himself into a burrito

he was on top of this blanket just a moment ago, how does he do it
January 2, 2026 at 3:10 AM
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sometimes I can't tell whether Salad is a doofus or a creative genius (he's flipped the ball track upside down)
December 31, 2025 at 4:16 AM
December 30, 2025 at 10:00 PM
December 29, 2025 at 2:41 PM
i shouled be allowde
to eat ,, brushi
December 29, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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his pants
December 27, 2025 at 4:59 AM
memry cridmas, !!
December 26, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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salad is such a pile of cat
December 20, 2025 at 4:54 AM
December 13, 2025 at 4:47 PM
a godo huntre can ! waiyt for vEEY long itme !! adn then audden !!!
December 4, 2025 at 2:30 AM
sh eeets' !! !
November 30, 2025 at 1:37 AM
November 28, 2025 at 1:49 AM
November 23, 2025 at 10:41 AM
heelo !! i am postig.
sociela mwdian
pikthr
!!
November 22, 2025 at 1:09 AM
November 10, 2025 at 3:24 AM
November 4, 2025 at 1:58 PM
mom said
today on TB scrren,

holowe nite ,
speedoron
November 4, 2025 at 1:48 AM
gumpi, , is
snacko
November 3, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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i can't get any work done 😭 this man put all his skill points in willpower
November 2, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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he's waiting for her to finish her meal
November 1, 2025 at 6:00 PM
???. i was juust box ??

wh did i do ?
November 1, 2025 at 1:47 AM
!!!
October 30, 2025 at 2:20 AM