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Salty Paris

@saltyparis.thetotalbounty.com

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Gay Aussie genderfluid polyamorous fighting game streamer. Catboi/Fishgirl pirate. Stream: http://twitch.tv/saltyparis Icon @auraisbad Banner @EzzyDraws.bsky.social

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Salty Paris @saltyparis.thetotalbounty.com · 4h

God my head hurts so much

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Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 9d

Daily bunny no.3100 is just a branch away

A bunny sits on the branch of a tree at night, sipping tea and looking at the full moon. On the moon, another small bunny is visible, also drinking tea while looking back at the bunny on the tree branch

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Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 5d

Daily bunny no.3104 does not have a map

An intrepid bunny creeps through a labyrinth or dungeon, arranged in a grid like an old videogame. There is a snake and a skull in the bunny's path, as well as a spike pit. The bunny has a small sword.

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Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 3d

Daily bunny no.3106 doesn't like the dark

A bunny descends into a dark basement with a flashlight, hoping to fix a fusebox or breaker box. It is a rainy evening, and presumably the power has gone out. A bat hanging from a pipe greets the bunny.

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Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 2d

Daily bunny no.3107 doesn't need a kitchen

A bunny in the wilderness cooks a stir-fry over a portable stove. It is evening, and he's hung up a tarpaulin nearby for a campsite. A chipmunk and a raccoon wait eagerly for their food.

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Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 1d

Daily bunny no.3108 will grow into a beautiful butterfly

A very small bunny munches on a leaf, like a bug or caterpillar. The leaf is the same size as the bunny, and the bunny is beneath a flower in someone's yard or garden. It is a warm autumn day

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Salty Paris @saltyparis.thetotalbounty.com · 5h

On the bright side, my balcony fence is really annoyingly high to climb so I'll have to work up a decent chunk of effort before I can be bothered to get over it

Salty Paris @saltyparis.thetotalbounty.com · 5h

I don't like posting about this sort of thing publicly but I just feel I'm running out of time and options and at least maybe this can serve as a diary for whoever is wondering what happened after this is all over.

Salty Paris @saltyparis.thetotalbounty.com · 5h

Everything right now feels like the end for me. I work all day and consider killing myself on my lunch break. I get home and try to relax with my hobbies and they make me want to kill myself. I ruined my health so I can't run anymore. The only time I don't feel like jumping is when I'm asleep.

Salty Paris @saltyparis.thetotalbounty.com · 5h

Nevermind, I broke my stick and punched myself in the head so hard I have a headache. This is the first time in a long while that I really don't think I'm going to live much longer. Sorry everyone.

Salty Paris @saltyparis.thetotalbounty.com · 7h

This is phrased as a joke but I am somewhat proud of myself for only having my heartrate spike and not punching myself in the head this time

Salty Paris @saltyparis.thetotalbounty.com · 7h

Did really bad in my first DBFZ weekly back and I only kinda want to kill myself so I'd say I'm handling it relatively well

Salty Paris @saltyparis.thetotalbounty.com · 8h

Me normally: I am not patriotic. I do not believe in the concept of patriotism.

Me when looking at a kangaroo plushie with a lil Aussie flag bandana: awww.....lil fella has a flag...I'll take three.

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Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 13h

Daily bunny no.3109's seafaring days are behind him

A bunny, dressed like a sea captain, smokes a pipe as he sits on the roof of his tavern in a town by the sea. The tavern is called "The Birb & Bun", and there are a few seagulls on the roof with him, relaxing. At the entrance to the tavern, younger sailor bunnies are on shore leave.

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JaxDrawz @jaxdrawz.bsky.social · 22h

Lilith

#fanart #darkstalkers

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Rebekah Valentine @duckvalentine.bsky.social · 13h

a major component of scientific endeavor in the world of Pokemon over the last several decades has involved figuring out how to get more things to run on ghostpower

Murlin @murlin.bsky.social · 13h

That’s why Silph Co. made the scope that can see ghosts, it’s all connected

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Salty Paris @saltyparis.thetotalbounty.com · 15h

When are Riot gonna add Jack the Winner to LoL and 2XKO. First fighting game character to make one sharkillion dollars profit.

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Desperado D. Mayor @desperado.bsky.social · 16h

Wrestler whose gimmick is that he gets stretchered out after every one of his matches, regardless of whether he wins or loses, regardless of whether or not his opponent got any meaningful offense in.

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Salty Paris @saltyparis.thetotalbounty.com · 16h

Catfish are so cool

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Wavechan ▶️ 2XKO ▶️ TWITCHCON 6079 @wavechan.bsky.social · 19h

updated my #DBD kitties!! Ready for #twitchcon this weekend 🤗

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Bears Adventures @bearsadventures.bsky.social · 1d

I'm super excited to announce that my stream will be on @worldofwarcraft.blizzard.com stream (with shared chat) on Twitch tomorrow between 6pm & 10pm BST 🥳 I'm still in shock & its an absolute honour to be asked! Thank you @blizzardent.bsky.social 💙 Feels like a dream!

#WorldofWarcraft #wow_partner

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Kakudrawmon 💜⚔️ @kakudrawmon.bsky.social · 2d

😢

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Salty Paris @saltyparis.thetotalbounty.com · 1d

If the Steiners just continued hating HHH an appropriate amount we could've had Bron Steiner vs Kyle Fletcher for the TNT Title right now. Alas.

Salty Paris @saltyparis.thetotalbounty.com · 1d

I couldn't even finish it because it kept softlocking

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YKshelter (commissions closed) @ykshelter.bsky.social · 1d

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