Salty Paris
@saltyparis.thetotalbounty.com
Gay Aussie genderfluid polyamorous fighting game streamer. Catboi/Fishgirl pirate.
Stream: http://twitch.tv/saltyparis
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Yknow, Sultai really needs to step up its game. Bant and Temur both have silly combo decks built around Doc Aurlock, where's Sultai?
December 6, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Yknow, Sultai really needs to step up its game. Bant and Temur both have silly combo decks built around Doc Aurlock, where's Sultai?
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Magic the Gathering's Battle for Baldur's Gate set includes a card called "White Plume Adventurer," despite the fact that White Plume Mountain is from Greyhawk, not the Forgotten Realms. I sure hope someone got fired for that blunder.
December 6, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Magic the Gathering's Battle for Baldur's Gate set includes a card called "White Plume Adventurer," despite the fact that White Plume Mountain is from Greyhawk, not the Forgotten Realms. I sure hope someone got fired for that blunder.
Going to write fanfic about my orc shaman eating food to live vicariously through her while I eat steamed chicken breast and broccoli
December 6, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Going to write fanfic about my orc shaman eating food to live vicariously through her while I eat steamed chicken breast and broccoli
I feel like I'll probably like Tokon once there's Hulk or Thor or Venom or some big lad in but right now I'm not suuuuuuper clicking with anyone
December 6, 2025 at 8:56 AM
I feel like I'll probably like Tokon once there's Hulk or Thor or Venom or some big lad in but right now I'm not suuuuuuper clicking with anyone
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Daily bunny no.3160 wants to borrow some berries
December 6, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Daily bunny no.3160 wants to borrow some berries
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Beeg woman design cmm
December 5, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Beeg woman design cmm
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This lil guy is so cute
Thank you again @kiichu.bsky.social
Thank you again @kiichu.bsky.social
December 6, 2025 at 12:23 AM
This lil guy is so cute
Thank you again @kiichu.bsky.social
Thank you again @kiichu.bsky.social
Does WotC know that playing Riverpyre Verge is a deterministic kill in Standard
December 6, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Does WotC know that playing Riverpyre Verge is a deterministic kill in Standard
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What's an #MTGWorlds weekend without some spicy decks?
Luckily you'll never know, because Magic.gg has all the info on the spiciest decks here at Worlds!
magic.gg/news/the-spi...
Luckily you'll never know, because Magic.gg has all the info on the spiciest decks here at Worlds!
magic.gg/news/the-spi...
The Spiciest Standard Decklists from World Championship 31
What do Splash Portal, Stadium Headliner, and Muraganda Raceway have in common? They're all in some of the World Championship's spiciest decks!
magic.gg
December 5, 2025 at 10:15 PM
What's an #MTGWorlds weekend without some spicy decks?
Luckily you'll never know, because Magic.gg has all the info on the spiciest decks here at Worlds!
magic.gg/news/the-spi...
Luckily you'll never know, because Magic.gg has all the info on the spiciest decks here at Worlds!
magic.gg/news/the-spi...
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Hoppy Friday everybunny!
That’s the first week in December nearly over. One hop closer to the longest night here in the UK.
Here is Peanut hopping in to brighten your day.
Today is a good day to take things at your own pace, there’s no need to rush. And make sure to stretch and move around.
That’s the first week in December nearly over. One hop closer to the longest night here in the UK.
Here is Peanut hopping in to brighten your day.
Today is a good day to take things at your own pace, there’s no need to rush. And make sure to stretch and move around.
December 5, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Hoppy Friday everybunny!
That’s the first week in December nearly over. One hop closer to the longest night here in the UK.
Here is Peanut hopping in to brighten your day.
Today is a good day to take things at your own pace, there’s no need to rush. And make sure to stretch and move around.
That’s the first week in December nearly over. One hop closer to the longest night here in the UK.
Here is Peanut hopping in to brighten your day.
Today is a good day to take things at your own pace, there’s no need to rush. And make sure to stretch and move around.
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Shop closes today if you want these hot rods 🫡 I'm moving so it won't be open again until January! Can't guarantee a ton of extra stock for the big plushie so if you want him preorder one! More rodimus merch is coming in 2026
December 4, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Shop closes today if you want these hot rods 🫡 I'm moving so it won't be open again until January! Can't guarantee a ton of extra stock for the big plushie so if you want him preorder one! More rodimus merch is coming in 2026
I think Katara should have a move where she bloodbends the opponent and forces them to walk towards her and she should yell WOOLAY
December 5, 2025 at 11:28 AM
I think Katara should have a move where she bloodbends the opponent and forces them to walk towards her and she should yell WOOLAY
All my favourite land animals are big things that pull a cart on a farm. Have you seen a Clydesdale? So cool. Wish I was big and could pull a cart.
December 5, 2025 at 9:01 AM
All my favourite land animals are big things that pull a cart on a farm. Have you seen a Clydesdale? So cool. Wish I was big and could pull a cart.
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Daily bunny no.3159 is looking for a perch
December 5, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Daily bunny no.3159 is looking for a perch
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You get a hug, but in return you get a 100% combo. Would you make that deal?
December 4, 2025 at 3:27 PM
You get a hug, but in return you get a 100% combo. Would you make that deal?
OoT Moblins are so cool
December 5, 2025 at 4:01 AM
OoT Moblins are so cool
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I wish people would just admit they hate black women and go. There is nothing wrong with what these girls are doing. It's actually very sweet and respectful. I once saw a white woman in Misty Knight cosplay with full-on Hulk Hoganesque self tanner and I was mad for the entire con.
Cosplaying white characters? Are you under the impression Ami Mizuno or Rei Hino are white??
Usagi Tsukino. Very white.
Usagi Tsukino. Very white.
December 5, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I wish people would just admit they hate black women and go. There is nothing wrong with what these girls are doing. It's actually very sweet and respectful. I once saw a white woman in Misty Knight cosplay with full-on Hulk Hoganesque self tanner and I was mad for the entire con.
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Chris Person takes a look at Horses, "the indie game that is too scandalous for either Valve or Epic, is only beyond the pale if you're not familiar with any other art form" (quoted from the article blurb).
aftermath.site/horses-indie...
At least read this paragraph:
aftermath.site/horses-indie...
At least read this paragraph:
December 4, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Chris Person takes a look at Horses, "the indie game that is too scandalous for either Valve or Epic, is only beyond the pale if you're not familiar with any other art form" (quoted from the article blurb).
aftermath.site/horses-indie...
At least read this paragraph:
aftermath.site/horses-indie...
At least read this paragraph:
I don't play LoL but I have played a lot of mobas, and it feels like WASD would be a lot better than mouse control in such a skillshot heavy game?
December 4, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I don't play LoL but I have played a lot of mobas, and it feels like WASD would be a lot better than mouse control in such a skillshot heavy game?
I hope Merrivius makes a book of Elf Comic one day, I love all of them
December 4, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I hope Merrivius makes a book of Elf Comic one day, I love all of them
Is there any lore in WoW about what type of alcohol orcs drink? Or even just any sort of orcs, really, I don't have much to go on for my cocktail experimentation
December 4, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Is there any lore in WoW about what type of alcohol orcs drink? Or even just any sort of orcs, really, I don't have much to go on for my cocktail experimentation
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Daily bunny no.3158 lives in a quiet pond
December 4, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Daily bunny no.3158 lives in a quiet pond
I really wanna try this Omnath Ritual list, I've seen it pop up a couple times now and it looks so funny. Unban Pod.
Modern Challenge Top 8 decklists for Wed, Dec 3 (42 players) #mtg #mtgModern
Heading to Seattle for Worlds super early tomorrow, so no more challenge Top 8s until Monday!
Omnath Ritual gets the win! 🤹🏆
Ruby Storm in 2nd and 3rd ⛈️⛈️
Esper Blink finished 4th 💫
Heading to Seattle for Worlds super early tomorrow, so no more challenge Top 8s until Monday!
Omnath Ritual gets the win! 🤹🏆
Ruby Storm in 2nd and 3rd ⛈️⛈️
Esper Blink finished 4th 💫
December 4, 2025 at 6:36 AM
I really wanna try this Omnath Ritual list, I've seen it pop up a couple times now and it looks so funny. Unban Pod.
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Aerith in canon
December 4, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Aerith in canon