Salty Paris
@saltyparis.thetotalbounty.com
Gay Aussie genderfluid polyamorous fighting game streamer. Catboi/Fishgirl pirate.
Stream: http://twitch.tv/saltyparis
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The Tamiyo reposts will continue until morale improves
February 13, 2026 at 5:10 AM
The Tamiyo reposts will continue until morale improves
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I bought the PT Lorwyn Eclipsed Tamiyo promo! Definitely not my wisest use of money, but its just so gorgeous, and my favourite MtG character, and such a strong card. How could I resist? Got her double sleeved in clear DS sleeves right away and very excited to show her off
February 12, 2026 at 8:46 AM
I bought the PT Lorwyn Eclipsed Tamiyo promo! Definitely not my wisest use of money, but its just so gorgeous, and my favourite MtG character, and such a strong card. How could I resist? Got her double sleeved in clear DS sleeves right away and very excited to show her off
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"white woman sweep" is the "can you pet the dog" of fighting games
February 13, 2026 at 1:54 AM
"white woman sweep" is the "can you pet the dog" of fighting games
Hulk strongest there is
February 13, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Hulk strongest there is
Marvel Tokon didn't really grab me gameplay wise, and I think the character choices in the new trailer are neat but not for me, so I'm still waiting for someone to grab me. I figure Hulk is probably a lock and I'd be happy to play him, but I'm hoping for Venom
February 13, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Marvel Tokon didn't really grab me gameplay wise, and I think the character choices in the new trailer are neat but not for me, so I'm still waiting for someone to grab me. I figure Hulk is probably a lock and I'd be happy to play him, but I'm hoping for Venom
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Unreal Tournament 2004 is now available for free.
...well, I mean, you probably could've grabbed a GOG offline installer out the back of a truck earlier, but NOW it's Official/Legally Free and has the in-development community patch packed in for ongoing support. www.oldunreal.com/downloads/ut...
...well, I mean, you probably could've grabbed a GOG offline installer out the back of a truck earlier, but NOW it's Official/Legally Free and has the in-development community patch packed in for ongoing support. www.oldunreal.com/downloads/ut...
February 13, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Unreal Tournament 2004 is now available for free.
...well, I mean, you probably could've grabbed a GOG offline installer out the back of a truck earlier, but NOW it's Official/Legally Free and has the in-development community patch packed in for ongoing support. www.oldunreal.com/downloads/ut...
...well, I mean, you probably could've grabbed a GOG offline installer out the back of a truck earlier, but NOW it's Official/Legally Free and has the in-development community patch packed in for ongoing support. www.oldunreal.com/downloads/ut...
One rough thing about being an Eddie Brock fan is that even when he is in a video game you don't get to see him or really hear him. No one bothers making an Eddie model anymore.
February 13, 2026 at 12:19 AM
One rough thing about being an Eddie Brock fan is that even when he is in a video game you don't get to see him or really hear him. No one bothers making an Eddie model anymore.
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Pen doodle time! Zugglies my maghar orc hunter I made in legion remix
February 11, 2026 at 8:32 PM
Pen doodle time! Zugglies my maghar orc hunter I made in legion remix
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I bought the PT Lorwyn Eclipsed Tamiyo promo! Definitely not my wisest use of money, but its just so gorgeous, and my favourite MtG character, and such a strong card. How could I resist? Got her double sleeved in clear DS sleeves right away and very excited to show her off
February 12, 2026 at 8:46 AM
I bought the PT Lorwyn Eclipsed Tamiyo promo! Definitely not my wisest use of money, but its just so gorgeous, and my favourite MtG character, and such a strong card. How could I resist? Got her double sleeved in clear DS sleeves right away and very excited to show her off
Has anyone ever drawn Twilight Sparkle using magic to turn herself into a pickle? I reckon that'd be funny. Possibly amongst the funniest things I've ever seen.
February 12, 2026 at 6:27 AM
Has anyone ever drawn Twilight Sparkle using magic to turn herself into a pickle? I reckon that'd be funny. Possibly amongst the funniest things I've ever seen.
I do genuinely miss Vegas. Its a fun city with a ton of fun unique stuff to do. I never even managed to see Penn and Teller. Hope I can go back to America some day.
February 12, 2026 at 5:20 AM
I do genuinely miss Vegas. Its a fun city with a ton of fun unique stuff to do. I never even managed to see Penn and Teller. Hope I can go back to America some day.
I really love AEW but Tony Khan's booking can definitely be described as low attention span sometimes
February 12, 2026 at 2:19 AM
I really love AEW but Tony Khan's booking can definitely be described as low attention span sometimes
I think I've got plans for short trips to 3 big Aus cities this year and a bunch down the coast to see my mum. I like travelling a lot but I probably should see more of Australia, I go international a lot.
February 11, 2026 at 2:48 PM
I think I've got plans for short trips to 3 big Aus cities this year and a bunch down the coast to see my mum. I like travelling a lot but I probably should see more of Australia, I go international a lot.
Anyone else ever go through moments where they think about what they'd have to change about their life to own a Mox Sapphire?
February 11, 2026 at 9:42 AM
Anyone else ever go through moments where they think about what they'd have to change about their life to own a Mox Sapphire?
I wonder why WotC only printed Godzilla art for one of the 10 companions. A common complaint I saw was that a lot of the Godzilla characters didn't get a legendary creature so you couldn't commander them. Surely doing the companions would've worked well there? A Mothra Yorion would've been cool
February 11, 2026 at 6:41 AM
I wonder why WotC only printed Godzilla art for one of the 10 companions. A common complaint I saw was that a lot of the Godzilla characters didn't get a legendary creature so you couldn't commander them. Surely doing the companions would've worked well there? A Mothra Yorion would've been cool
I hadn't seen this old Ragnaros Lunar New Year skin until now but man this looks sick. I love Ragnaros but he does definitely look a lil Goofy Fire Man but this looks world ending. The mane of fire? So sick
February 11, 2026 at 3:47 AM
I hadn't seen this old Ragnaros Lunar New Year skin until now but man this looks sick. I love Ragnaros but he does definitely look a lil Goofy Fire Man but this looks world ending. The mane of fire? So sick
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JKR is so toxic and disliked that the community team of the game I like put out a statement explicitly to say “We are not making Harry Potter cards”
Follow up: head of Magic Design used his blog—Blogatog to push back on the idea of Harry Potter themed set. Great news! Because JKR is absolutely repulsive slime of a human and I don’t want her influence tainting more things like the mold-infested house she lives jn
February 10, 2026 at 11:56 PM
JKR is so toxic and disliked that the community team of the game I like put out a statement explicitly to say “We are not making Harry Potter cards”
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an unlikely pair, yet, a lovely friendship 🍒🍑
these two sweeties, along with 2 other just-as-sweet friends 🫐🍊 will be available on Backerkit in just 2 weeks!~ 🧃
sign up for notifs & more info~ 💌 www.backerkit.com/c/projects/s...
#plushies ♡ #kawaii ♡ #cute ♡ #plush
{ #strawbunnycakeart }
these two sweeties, along with 2 other just-as-sweet friends 🫐🍊 will be available on Backerkit in just 2 weeks!~ 🧃
sign up for notifs & more info~ 💌 www.backerkit.com/c/projects/s...
#plushies ♡ #kawaii ♡ #cute ♡ #plush
{ #strawbunnycakeart }
February 10, 2026 at 9:02 PM
an unlikely pair, yet, a lovely friendship 🍒🍑
these two sweeties, along with 2 other just-as-sweet friends 🫐🍊 will be available on Backerkit in just 2 weeks!~ 🧃
sign up for notifs & more info~ 💌 www.backerkit.com/c/projects/s...
#plushies ♡ #kawaii ♡ #cute ♡ #plush
{ #strawbunnycakeart }
these two sweeties, along with 2 other just-as-sweet friends 🫐🍊 will be available on Backerkit in just 2 weeks!~ 🧃
sign up for notifs & more info~ 💌 www.backerkit.com/c/projects/s...
#plushies ♡ #kawaii ♡ #cute ♡ #plush
{ #strawbunnycakeart }
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The shock sprites from WWF WrestleMania: The Arcade Game.
February 10, 2026 at 8:02 PM
The shock sprites from WWF WrestleMania: The Arcade Game.
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now, you might think Christ the Lord would be mad at me when He returns, given that i'm gambling on this shit instead of helping the poors. but He knows i'm gonna be able to help so many poors when this pays out baybeeeee
February 10, 2026 at 10:17 PM
now, you might think Christ the Lord would be mad at me when He returns, given that i'm gambling on this shit instead of helping the poors. but He knows i'm gonna be able to help so many poors when this pays out baybeeeee
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gatorade is owned by pepsico but it's the coca cola of the sports drink market. powerade in turn is owned by coca cola, but it's unquestionably the pepsi of sports drinks. this should be plainly obvious to all
February 9, 2026 at 10:03 PM
gatorade is owned by pepsico but it's the coca cola of the sports drink market. powerade in turn is owned by coca cola, but it's unquestionably the pepsi of sports drinks. this should be plainly obvious to all