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Salty Veruca
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Neither following nor liking implies agreement or approval. Knee-deep in the hoopla. Favorite bible passage, thanks for asking! - Psalms 109: 8-13 Buckle up, buttercups. Gonna be a bumpy ride.
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Salty Veruca @saltyveruca.bsky.social · Feb 10
Man's inhumanity to man knows no bounds and provides the answer to the Fermi Paradox.

We aren't alone in the universe; we are quarantined.
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Salty Veruca @saltyveruca.bsky.social · 13h
Looks like a vaguely homoerotic Dolce&Gabbana advert. 10/10
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Salty Veruca @saltyveruca.bsky.social · 2d
I got my Soros check and it had 27 digits to the left of the decimal point!

Total Amount: $000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.00

I know, I know . . . don't spend it all in one place.
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Salty Veruca @saltyveruca.bsky.social · 2d
Somebody should tell this so-called Christian that "dadgum" still means "God damn" and is therefore blasphemous.

Assholes.
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Salty Veruca @saltyveruca.bsky.social · 2d
It says, "If he's a stable genius then I'm a giraffe" 😉
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Salty Veruca @saltyveruca.bsky.social · 2d
Just a reminder that all that "24K solid gold" millwork they've slapped on the White House walls are cheap polyurethane decorations spray-painted gold from Home Depot.

www.homedepot.com/p/Ekena-Mill...
Ekena Millwork 1.13 in. x 14.75 in. x 35.375 in. Polyurethane Applique & Onlay Moulding ONL14X35X01LE - The Home Depot
Add a designer touch to your home by installing this Ekena Millwork Polyurethane Applique Onlay Moulding. Quick
www.homedepot.com
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Salty Veruca @saltyveruca.bsky.social · 3d
"Dick and Jane see Spot run! Run, Spot, Run! Down, Spot. I cannot play. Down, Spot, down. Go away, little Spot. Go away and play".

This is what I hear every time this stupid fuckwit speaks.
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Salty Veruca @saltyveruca.bsky.social · 3d
I wasn't familiar with this passage so I plunked it into Google, whose AI is now trying very hard to force-feed me with all manner of text and video of a sappy song by Amy Grant titled "Grown-Up Christmas List."

Either you hate me or AI sucks, and I'm pretty sure AI sucks.
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Salty Veruca @saltyveruca.bsky.social · 4d
I heard that to the tune of "If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands!"
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Salty Veruca @saltyveruca.bsky.social · 4d
Had that discussion with my partner recently. All my idols are already gone: David Bowie (always first and foremost for me), Prince, and Tom Petty were my Holy Trinity.

My partner is 12 years my junior, so make sure you take damn good care of yourselves Jon Bon Jovi and Sebastian Bach.
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Salty Veruca @saltyveruca.bsky.social · 4d
Well, to be fair, who among us *hasn't* made a film called Titanic?
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Salty Veruca @saltyveruca.bsky.social · 4d
SHE CAN'T DO CONGRESS STUFF UNTIL SHE IS SWORN IN AS A MEMBER OF CONGRESS.

I swear to fuck, I feel like I'm having a massive stroke in tiny installments every time I hear this kind of asinine shit from these dangerously corrupt gaslighters.
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Salty Veruca @saltyveruca.bsky.social · 4d
Which is also a position noticeably lacking anywhere in the Trump administration.
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Salty Veruca @saltyveruca.bsky.social · 4d
Well, why the fuck not. 🙄

I sure wish I could wake up from this fucking nonsensical nightmare and get back to my regularly scheduled boring life.
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Salty Veruca @saltyveruca.bsky.social · 4d
You just described a day ending in "y".
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Salty Veruca @saltyveruca.bsky.social · 4d
Mine is "Drive." Ben Orr just sent me, back in the day. *sigh*
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Salty Veruca @saltyveruca.bsky.social · 5d
EXCUSE THE FUCK OUT OF ME?

I'm seriously done with these people, *all* of them. Just fucking done.
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Salty Veruca @saltyveruca.bsky.social · 8d
Agreed. Same with images of social media posts from elsewhere that omit the original date and timestamp.
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Salty Veruca @saltyveruca.bsky.social · 8d
Failure to initialize variables.
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Salty Veruca @saltyveruca.bsky.social · 8d
Yes, that's it exactly!
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Salty Veruca @saltyveruca.bsky.social · 12d
I lost two Black childhood friends to the KKK and had a cross burned on my lawn by them because my dad invited a Black co-worker and family to dinner at our house.

I would've played this game like a fucking JOB.
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Salty Veruca @saltyveruca.bsky.social · 12d
These people are fucking ghouls, every last damn one of them.
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Salty Veruca @saltyveruca.bsky.social · 13d
No, but it was probably when I was less than 21 minutes old.
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Salty Veruca @saltyveruca.bsky.social · 15d
Melania forgot her whip.
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Salty Veruca @saltyveruca.bsky.social · 16d
I never had a name for this before, but now I do.

I am a Quiet Child.
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Salty Veruca @saltyveruca.bsky.social · 16d
It is us. It is me.
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