Teff Salvent🍉
@salventeff13.bsky.social
lvl 33 | Interracial child made of magic & psychedelia | Afro descendant | Proud Sixth Gun since 2006 | Procrastinator | Languages Freak | Demi -💗💜💙 | Writer
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Teff Salvent🍉
@salventeff13.bsky.social
· Nov 16
I’m not going to self-deprecatingly call myself stupid anymore. If you can’t tell I’m stupid from right there talking to me, then you don’t deserve to know
Therapist: you’re deflecting again
Me: I know, but just to be clear. Imma need a long ass letter from you and [my psychiatrist name] explaining why I cannot be drafted to serve the US military in case of a war. Cause it’s that or jail
Therapist: ….. ok but
Me: I know, but just to be clear. Imma need a long ass letter from you and [my psychiatrist name] explaining why I cannot be drafted to serve the US military in case of a war. Cause it’s that or jail
Therapist: ….. ok but
January 7, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Therapist: you’re deflecting again
Me: I know, but just to be clear. Imma need a long ass letter from you and [my psychiatrist name] explaining why I cannot be drafted to serve the US military in case of a war. Cause it’s that or jail
Therapist: ….. ok but
Me: I know, but just to be clear. Imma need a long ass letter from you and [my psychiatrist name] explaining why I cannot be drafted to serve the US military in case of a war. Cause it’s that or jail
Therapist: ….. ok but
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This is Kylo. He's Dominican, so he learned to dance before he could walk. 12/10 impressive moves (TT: chantyyyy_)
January 6, 2026 at 5:08 PM
This is Kylo. He's Dominican, so he learned to dance before he could walk. 12/10 impressive moves (TT: chantyyyy_)
7/ When I woke up and check WhatsApp this is the first thing I see. My friend telling us they are going to release dates
January 5, 2026 at 10:43 PM
7/ When I woke up and check WhatsApp this is the first thing I see. My friend telling us they are going to release dates
6/ to our seats for the concert. The sad part of the dream was that the young woman who kept ‘the lock’ on her seat was not able to enter cause due to something that happened she didn’t pay that months and her seat was given to me.
January 5, 2026 at 10:43 PM
6/ to our seats for the concert. The sad part of the dream was that the young woman who kept ‘the lock’ on her seat was not able to enter cause due to something that happened she didn’t pay that months and her seat was given to me.
5/ I’m in an actual relationship with?’ And he goes I need people for the MV, and just drags me with him to a room full of sud and foam, and people dressed as if it was a Halloween party. And jk was in the middle just singing! After that we were taken to a venue and were guided
January 5, 2026 at 10:43 PM
5/ I’m in an actual relationship with?’ And he goes I need people for the MV, and just drags me with him to a room full of sud and foam, and people dressed as if it was a Halloween party. And jk was in the middle just singing! After that we were taken to a venue and were guided
4/ keeps buying the same seat every month to guarantee her spot. After that, I encountered Jungkook, for some reason it’s always me taking care of my bias. And BLESS MY DELULU SUBCONSCIOUS because I was low-key dating Yoongi, and I was like: ‘why you again and not the guy
January 5, 2026 at 10:43 PM
4/ keeps buying the same seat every month to guarantee her spot. After that, I encountered Jungkook, for some reason it’s always me taking care of my bias. And BLESS MY DELULU SUBCONSCIOUS because I was low-key dating Yoongi, and I was like: ‘why you again and not the guy
3/ and I bump into a young woman who was getting out of work. And she was telling me how she’s got her BTS ticket “reserved”, like she puts a hold on a seat at the venue until the concert time? Almost like she
January 5, 2026 at 10:43 PM
3/ and I bump into a young woman who was getting out of work. And she was telling me how she’s got her BTS ticket “reserved”, like she puts a hold on a seat at the venue until the concert time? Almost like she
2/ and there was a gang of teenagers trying out clothes for an event. So noise and barley covered girls everywhere. And I was sitting in my small space like a bullied kid during lunch in a tv drama. All for he sudden a lot of people come and go, and I’m able to leave the place,
January 5, 2026 at 10:43 PM
2/ and there was a gang of teenagers trying out clothes for an event. So noise and barley covered girls everywhere. And I was sitting in my small space like a bullied kid during lunch in a tv drama. All for he sudden a lot of people come and go, and I’m able to leave the place,
1/ Ok so now that I don’t have to meal prep I’ve got time to write this fuckery down cause WTF?! It all started in a shop center like building. I don’t remember what I was looking for or if I was gonna buy something. But for some reason I ended up locked in the fitting rooms,
January 5, 2026 at 10:43 PM
1/ Ok so now that I don’t have to meal prep I’ve got time to write this fuckery down cause WTF?! It all started in a shop center like building. I don’t remember what I was looking for or if I was gonna buy something. But for some reason I ended up locked in the fitting rooms,
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No olvidemos que Donald Trump ha violado a una niña de 13 años y sigue siendo Presidente de su país.
La cortina de humo que es haciendo con Venezuela no tiene nombre, se estudiará en los libros de historia seguro.
La cortina de humo que es haciendo con Venezuela no tiene nombre, se estudiará en los libros de historia seguro.
January 4, 2026 at 9:51 PM
No olvidemos que Donald Trump ha violado a una niña de 13 años y sigue siendo Presidente de su país.
La cortina de humo que es haciendo con Venezuela no tiene nombre, se estudiará en los libros de historia seguro.
La cortina de humo que es haciendo con Venezuela no tiene nombre, se estudiará en los libros de historia seguro.
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After Venezuela, some say no one's discussing Epstein any more.
BUT, it was overheard last night these two are all over it:
BUT, it was overheard last night these two are all over it:
January 4, 2026 at 4:44 PM
After Venezuela, some say no one's discussing Epstein any more.
BUT, it was overheard last night these two are all over it:
BUT, it was overheard last night these two are all over it:
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This is Herschel. She spent 15 minutes at the gym before deciding to switch her New Year's resolution to self acceptance. 12/10 (IG: cfsbk)
January 5, 2026 at 5:55 PM
This is Herschel. She spent 15 minutes at the gym before deciding to switch her New Year's resolution to self acceptance. 12/10 (IG: cfsbk)
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Spotted today in LA. You’re welcome.
January 5, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Spotted today in LA. You’re welcome.
You’re not wrong, but if we all followed canon the vastness of fanfiction wouldn’t exist
January 5, 2026 at 9:19 PM
You’re not wrong, but if we all followed canon the vastness of fanfiction wouldn’t exist
(and hence that makes working with demons more effective and less risky than with angels. Of course if one is a moron(?) of course demons would fuck one up(?))
January 4, 2026 at 3:00 AM
(and hence that makes working with demons more effective and less risky than with angels. Of course if one is a moron(?) of course demons would fuck one up(?))
I mean, I could say yes but then I remember when years ago Vivz said she’s not really following through with demonology, and she’s just taking and transforming matter(??).
Although, in all honestly the lust part is a tricky question in a pop quiz(?) since demons follow/are bounded by certain rules
Although, in all honestly the lust part is a tricky question in a pop quiz(?) since demons follow/are bounded by certain rules
January 4, 2026 at 3:00 AM
I mean, I could say yes but then I remember when years ago Vivz said she’s not really following through with demonology, and she’s just taking and transforming matter(??).
Although, in all honestly the lust part is a tricky question in a pop quiz(?) since demons follow/are bounded by certain rules
Although, in all honestly the lust part is a tricky question in a pop quiz(?) since demons follow/are bounded by certain rules
Me with a friend discussing all the reasons why Bingqiu could never be parents. The reasons are mainly Binghe being a jealous and possessive mfer who could never share his Shizun with no one
Also us when there’s cute art of pregnant shizun/hc of them being great parents:
Also us when there’s cute art of pregnant shizun/hc of them being great parents:
two men are sitting on a couch and one of them is wearing a shirt that says millennium free
ALT: two men are sitting on a couch and one of them is wearing a shirt that says millennium free
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January 4, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Me with a friend discussing all the reasons why Bingqiu could never be parents. The reasons are mainly Binghe being a jealous and possessive mfer who could never share his Shizun with no one
Also us when there’s cute art of pregnant shizun/hc of them being great parents:
Also us when there’s cute art of pregnant shizun/hc of them being great parents:
Frases de terapia: en este Jinx llamado Norte America a Mexico Le toco ser Kim Dan
January 3, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Frases de terapia: en este Jinx llamado Norte America a Mexico Le toco ser Kim Dan
Before watching Bon appetite your majesty: is this the heterowashed version of Mr. Queen?
After watching BAYM: heterowashed version of Mr. Queen meets Shokugeki no Soma. Love it
Gotta love how my mom is hoping for a second season and keeps bringing it up
After watching BAYM: heterowashed version of Mr. Queen meets Shokugeki no Soma. Love it
Gotta love how my mom is hoping for a second season and keeps bringing it up
December 28, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Before watching Bon appetite your majesty: is this the heterowashed version of Mr. Queen?
After watching BAYM: heterowashed version of Mr. Queen meets Shokugeki no Soma. Love it
Gotta love how my mom is hoping for a second season and keeps bringing it up
After watching BAYM: heterowashed version of Mr. Queen meets Shokugeki no Soma. Love it
Gotta love how my mom is hoping for a second season and keeps bringing it up
Me: I cannot lie anymore, I do like hands and arms a lot. Even if I joke about tits and slutty waists hands are my thing.
Mom: I like butts.
Me: no wonder you married a black man.
Mom:….
Me:….
Mom: ….. yeah, you’re right.
Mom: I like butts.
Me: no wonder you married a black man.
Mom:….
Me:….
Mom: ….. yeah, you’re right.
December 25, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Me: I cannot lie anymore, I do like hands and arms a lot. Even if I joke about tits and slutty waists hands are my thing.
Mom: I like butts.
Me: no wonder you married a black man.
Mom:….
Me:….
Mom: ….. yeah, you’re right.
Mom: I like butts.
Me: no wonder you married a black man.
Mom:….
Me:….
Mom: ….. yeah, you’re right.
Last week I went to buy German Christmas cookies and saw these. For some reason my brain shouted: “I remember the flavor! I don’t remember them but I remember”
On Monday I went to buy them cause the thought kept bothering me and HOLY SHIT MY BRAIN WAS RIGHT!
On Monday I went to buy them cause the thought kept bothering me and HOLY SHIT MY BRAIN WAS RIGHT!
December 25, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Last week I went to buy German Christmas cookies and saw these. For some reason my brain shouted: “I remember the flavor! I don’t remember them but I remember”
On Monday I went to buy them cause the thought kept bothering me and HOLY SHIT MY BRAIN WAS RIGHT!
On Monday I went to buy them cause the thought kept bothering me and HOLY SHIT MY BRAIN WAS RIGHT!
"Please lower your voice, it's disturbing the Silence"
— NicoleJenesEg 2025 vt.tiktok.com/ZSPgjDya5/
— NicoleJenesEg 2025 vt.tiktok.com/ZSPgjDya5/
December 21, 2025 at 1:04 AM
"Please lower your voice, it's disturbing the Silence"
— NicoleJenesEg 2025 vt.tiktok.com/ZSPgjDya5/
— NicoleJenesEg 2025 vt.tiktok.com/ZSPgjDya5/
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The EPSTEIN Files are a much quicker read than I expected.
December 20, 2025 at 8:12 PM
The EPSTEIN Files are a much quicker read than I expected.
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A Christmas message from the Shelter Project dogs
“Thank you for all the kindness that has kept us healthy, happy, and safe this year. We feel your love, and we’re so grateful. 🎄✨🐾”
#RescueDogs #ChristmasKindness #ThankYou #SafeAndLoved
“Thank you for all the kindness that has kept us healthy, happy, and safe this year. We feel your love, and we’re so grateful. 🎄✨🐾”
#RescueDogs #ChristmasKindness #ThankYou #SafeAndLoved
December 21, 2025 at 12:39 AM
A Christmas message from the Shelter Project dogs
“Thank you for all the kindness that has kept us healthy, happy, and safe this year. We feel your love, and we’re so grateful. 🎄✨🐾”
#RescueDogs #ChristmasKindness #ThankYou #SafeAndLoved
“Thank you for all the kindness that has kept us healthy, happy, and safe this year. We feel your love, and we’re so grateful. 🎄✨🐾”
#RescueDogs #ChristmasKindness #ThankYou #SafeAndLoved
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If the Epstein files were any blacker the police would have shot them by now
December 20, 2025 at 10:49 PM
If the Epstein files were any blacker the police would have shot them by now