Teff Salvent🍉
@salventeff13.bsky.social
lvl 33 | Interracial child made of magic & psychedelia | Afro descendant | Proud Sixth Gun since 2006 | Procrastinator | Languages Freak | Demi -💗💜💙 | Writer
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Teff Salvent🍉
@salventeff13.bsky.social
· Nov 16
I’m not going to self-deprecatingly call myself stupid anymore. If you can’t tell I’m stupid from right there talking to me, then you don’t deserve to know
Therapist: you’re deflecting again
Me: I know, but just to be clear. Imma need a long ass letter from you and [my psychiatrist name] explaining why I cannot be drafted to serve the US military in case of a war. Cause it’s that or jail
Therapist: ….. ok but
Me: I know, but just to be clear. Imma need a long ass letter from you and [my psychiatrist name] explaining why I cannot be drafted to serve the US military in case of a war. Cause it’s that or jail
Therapist: ….. ok but
January 7, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Therapist: you’re deflecting again
Me: I know, but just to be clear. Imma need a long ass letter from you and [my psychiatrist name] explaining why I cannot be drafted to serve the US military in case of a war. Cause it’s that or jail
Therapist: ….. ok but
Me: I know, but just to be clear. Imma need a long ass letter from you and [my psychiatrist name] explaining why I cannot be drafted to serve the US military in case of a war. Cause it’s that or jail
Therapist: ….. ok but
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This is Kylo. He's Dominican, so he learned to dance before he could walk. 12/10 impressive moves (TT: chantyyyy_)
January 6, 2026 at 5:08 PM
This is Kylo. He's Dominican, so he learned to dance before he could walk. 12/10 impressive moves (TT: chantyyyy_)
1/ Ok so now that I don’t have to meal prep I’ve got time to write this fuckery down cause WTF?! It all started in a shop center like building. I don’t remember what I was looking for or if I was gonna buy something. But for some reason I ended up locked in the fitting rooms,
January 5, 2026 at 10:43 PM
1/ Ok so now that I don’t have to meal prep I’ve got time to write this fuckery down cause WTF?! It all started in a shop center like building. I don’t remember what I was looking for or if I was gonna buy something. But for some reason I ended up locked in the fitting rooms,
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No olvidemos que Donald Trump ha violado a una niña de 13 años y sigue siendo Presidente de su país.
La cortina de humo que es haciendo con Venezuela no tiene nombre, se estudiará en los libros de historia seguro.
La cortina de humo que es haciendo con Venezuela no tiene nombre, se estudiará en los libros de historia seguro.
January 4, 2026 at 9:51 PM
No olvidemos que Donald Trump ha violado a una niña de 13 años y sigue siendo Presidente de su país.
La cortina de humo que es haciendo con Venezuela no tiene nombre, se estudiará en los libros de historia seguro.
La cortina de humo que es haciendo con Venezuela no tiene nombre, se estudiará en los libros de historia seguro.
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After Venezuela, some say no one's discussing Epstein any more.
BUT, it was overheard last night these two are all over it:
BUT, it was overheard last night these two are all over it:
January 4, 2026 at 4:44 PM
After Venezuela, some say no one's discussing Epstein any more.
BUT, it was overheard last night these two are all over it:
BUT, it was overheard last night these two are all over it:
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This is Herschel. She spent 15 minutes at the gym before deciding to switch her New Year's resolution to self acceptance. 12/10 (IG: cfsbk)
January 5, 2026 at 5:55 PM
This is Herschel. She spent 15 minutes at the gym before deciding to switch her New Year's resolution to self acceptance. 12/10 (IG: cfsbk)
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Spotted today in LA. You’re welcome.
January 5, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Spotted today in LA. You’re welcome.
Me with a friend discussing all the reasons why Bingqiu could never be parents. The reasons are mainly Binghe being a jealous and possessive mfer who could never share his Shizun with no one
Also us when there’s cute art of pregnant shizun/hc of them being great parents:
Also us when there’s cute art of pregnant shizun/hc of them being great parents:
two men are sitting on a couch and one of them is wearing a shirt that says millennium free
ALT: two men are sitting on a couch and one of them is wearing a shirt that says millennium free
media.tenor.com
January 4, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Me with a friend discussing all the reasons why Bingqiu could never be parents. The reasons are mainly Binghe being a jealous and possessive mfer who could never share his Shizun with no one
Also us when there’s cute art of pregnant shizun/hc of them being great parents:
Also us when there’s cute art of pregnant shizun/hc of them being great parents:
Frases de terapia: en este Jinx llamado Norte America a Mexico Le toco ser Kim Dan
January 3, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Frases de terapia: en este Jinx llamado Norte America a Mexico Le toco ser Kim Dan
Before watching Bon appetite your majesty: is this the heterowashed version of Mr. Queen?
After watching BAYM: heterowashed version of Mr. Queen meets Shokugeki no Soma. Love it
Gotta love how my mom is hoping for a second season and keeps bringing it up
After watching BAYM: heterowashed version of Mr. Queen meets Shokugeki no Soma. Love it
Gotta love how my mom is hoping for a second season and keeps bringing it up
December 28, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Before watching Bon appetite your majesty: is this the heterowashed version of Mr. Queen?
After watching BAYM: heterowashed version of Mr. Queen meets Shokugeki no Soma. Love it
Gotta love how my mom is hoping for a second season and keeps bringing it up
After watching BAYM: heterowashed version of Mr. Queen meets Shokugeki no Soma. Love it
Gotta love how my mom is hoping for a second season and keeps bringing it up
Last week I went to buy German Christmas cookies and saw these. For some reason my brain shouted: “I remember the flavor! I don’t remember them but I remember”
On Monday I went to buy them cause the thought kept bothering me and HOLY SHIT MY BRAIN WAS RIGHT!
On Monday I went to buy them cause the thought kept bothering me and HOLY SHIT MY BRAIN WAS RIGHT!
December 25, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Last week I went to buy German Christmas cookies and saw these. For some reason my brain shouted: “I remember the flavor! I don’t remember them but I remember”
On Monday I went to buy them cause the thought kept bothering me and HOLY SHIT MY BRAIN WAS RIGHT!
On Monday I went to buy them cause the thought kept bothering me and HOLY SHIT MY BRAIN WAS RIGHT!
"Please lower your voice, it's disturbing the Silence"
— NicoleJenesEg 2025 vt.tiktok.com/ZSPgjDya5/
— NicoleJenesEg 2025 vt.tiktok.com/ZSPgjDya5/
December 21, 2025 at 1:04 AM
"Please lower your voice, it's disturbing the Silence"
— NicoleJenesEg 2025 vt.tiktok.com/ZSPgjDya5/
— NicoleJenesEg 2025 vt.tiktok.com/ZSPgjDya5/
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The EPSTEIN Files are a much quicker read than I expected.
December 20, 2025 at 8:12 PM
The EPSTEIN Files are a much quicker read than I expected.
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A Christmas message from the Shelter Project dogs
“Thank you for all the kindness that has kept us healthy, happy, and safe this year. We feel your love, and we’re so grateful. 🎄✨🐾”
#RescueDogs #ChristmasKindness #ThankYou #SafeAndLoved
“Thank you for all the kindness that has kept us healthy, happy, and safe this year. We feel your love, and we’re so grateful. 🎄✨🐾”
#RescueDogs #ChristmasKindness #ThankYou #SafeAndLoved
December 21, 2025 at 12:39 AM
A Christmas message from the Shelter Project dogs
“Thank you for all the kindness that has kept us healthy, happy, and safe this year. We feel your love, and we’re so grateful. 🎄✨🐾”
#RescueDogs #ChristmasKindness #ThankYou #SafeAndLoved
“Thank you for all the kindness that has kept us healthy, happy, and safe this year. We feel your love, and we’re so grateful. 🎄✨🐾”
#RescueDogs #ChristmasKindness #ThankYou #SafeAndLoved
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If the Epstein files were any blacker the police would have shot them by now
December 20, 2025 at 10:49 PM
If the Epstein files were any blacker the police would have shot them by now
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Yesterday we were all waiting in the Epstein line. Today, the entire country has turned into investigators, tracking which files are disappearing. Sixteen gone so far. There’s been a remarkable amount of teamwork, with people working together to identify the missing documents.
December 20, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Yesterday we were all waiting in the Epstein line. Today, the entire country has turned into investigators, tracking which files are disappearing. Sixteen gone so far. There’s been a remarkable amount of teamwork, with people working together to identify the missing documents.
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This photo has been removed from the DOJ Epstein webpage.
By whom? For whom?
By whom? For whom?
December 20, 2025 at 11:36 PM
This photo has been removed from the DOJ Epstein webpage.
By whom? For whom?
By whom? For whom?
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Sometimes, life calls for a Christmas kitten. Meet Ziggy Stardust 🎄💫
December 20, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Sometimes, life calls for a Christmas kitten. Meet Ziggy Stardust 🎄💫
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Mom: why is that man staring at you?
Me: what man?
Mom: the bald fucker over there.
Me: jealousy? Idk
Me: what man?
Mom: the bald fucker over there.
Me: jealousy? Idk
December 20, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Mom: why is that man staring at you?
Me: what man?
Mom: the bald fucker over there.
Me: jealousy? Idk
Me: what man?
Mom: the bald fucker over there.
Me: jealousy? Idk
Idk if what they said about my grandpa is true and he was a racist black man, or he just had this Latinx/Caribbean mentality of ‘upgrading the race’. But I look at the men on my father’s side and almost of all them date white/light skinned women.
December 18, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Idk if what they said about my grandpa is true and he was a racist black man, or he just had this Latinx/Caribbean mentality of ‘upgrading the race’. But I look at the men on my father’s side and almost of all them date white/light skinned women.
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This is our new CEO, Javier. I have officially adopted him. He is estimated to be 8 years old and he's deaf, so there's no need to give any feedback on his job performance. He is just a perfect gentlemen and I am so grateful he made his way to me. 14/10 no bias at all
December 9, 2025 at 5:24 PM
This is our new CEO, Javier. I have officially adopted him. He is estimated to be 8 years old and he's deaf, so there's no need to give any feedback on his job performance. He is just a perfect gentlemen and I am so grateful he made his way to me. 14/10 no bias at all
Asian languages are not for the weak. It me, I am the weak.
Me: my lip is purple
Thai teacher: your vegetable? What vegetable?
Me:
Me: my lip is purple
Thai teacher: your vegetable? What vegetable?
Me:
December 9, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Asian languages are not for the weak. It me, I am the weak.
Me: my lip is purple
Thai teacher: your vegetable? What vegetable?
Me:
Me: my lip is purple
Thai teacher: your vegetable? What vegetable?
Me:
My friend will never again forget the days of the week in Japanese thanks to my teachings (I pretty much traumatized them). You can question my methods, but not my results
December 9, 2025 at 3:20 AM
My friend will never again forget the days of the week in Japanese thanks to my teachings (I pretty much traumatized them). You can question my methods, but not my results