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Samalytical
@samalytical.bsky.social
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Scientist, Twitch Affiliate, General Nerd. {He/Him} Pan 🍳 Twitch Pride Guild

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The grand tradition of Christmas Dead Space continues now in spirit (as we completed all the Dead Space games...).
As we start The Callisto Protocol!
www.twitch.tv/samalytical
Stream Graphic for The Callisto Protocol. Sam is on the right hand side in a set of power armour. They are a bald man with a ginger beard and an ear piercing. They are making a fearful disgusting face. On the left there is an upside down figure hanging down with veiny and wet membranes across their face and body. The game logo is below the figure
December 4, 2025 at 7:00 PM
samalytical.bsky.social
Oh it's Recap time is it?

#TwitchRecap
Twi
December 2, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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Once again, Twitch Recap nails my aesthetic
A black image with a blue and orange toy gun in the corner. The text over it reads "Top Tags" Followed by "LGBTQIAPlus, Chaos, Pansexual"
December 2, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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🍄Tue 7pm
Will I finally pronounce "Kena" correctly first time? Doubtful...

🧟‍♂️Thu 7pm
Xmas Dead Space is back in spirit, we start The Callisto Protocol!

❄️Friday First 7pm
Chat voted we chill, hope I'm not being Punk'd! Yes, it's Frostpunk!

🦴Sat 2pm
Further attempts at planning in Roots of Pacha
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December 1, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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Happy December to all who celebrate it!
Remember the most important thing about the season, the cut off for Spotify Wrapped has passed so you can listen to whatever the hell you want
December 1, 2025 at 9:45 AM
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Totally non-peer reviewed or data backed observation: But based on my extensive observation today, card shows have an above average number of gingers per capita
November 30, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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It's (potentially) the end of Broken Sword tonight!
Let's (maybe) find out what these templars are up to, and whether the American on holiday will ever stop sticking his nose in? (Doubtful)
www.twitch.tv/samalytical
Art for Broken Sword Shadow of the Templars Reforged, with the title in the right hand corner. A blonde man and a brunette woman with tanned skin stand in the middle holding a map and a camera respectively. In the left top corner there is a clown in the clouds looking a tthem menacingly. The backdrop is PAris. Sam has his face photoshopped on to a goat making a grumpy expression, standing on the right hand side of the image.
November 27, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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We're Back! For the last week of November! (Howww?!)

🍄Tuesday 7 PM,
More Kena! More Nature! More Hats for the Cute Fluffs!

🔎Thursday 7 PM
It's all coming together in Broken Sword... I think?

🦴Saturday 2 PM
We should probably start dating in Roots of Pacha... If I remember socialising is a thing
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November 24, 2025 at 12:01 PM
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*Scream*
gomizone.bsky.social Gomi @gomizone.bsky.social · 19d
just saw the worst gaming ad ive ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 11:33 AM
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Massive shoutout out to whoever handles the Royal Canadian Air Force’s social media account. They responded to every single comment on their already very solid Trans Day of Remembrance post and they responded like this…
A screenshot of a Facebook post where a person named Andy ask the Well now “What the hell is transgender?” The Royal Canadian Air Force account response with “That’s a pretty big question asked in a pretty small way, Andy. ‘Transgender’ putting describes someone whose gender – who they know themselves to be – doesn’t match the sex they were assigned at birth. It’s not new, and it’s certainly not a fad. People have lived this experience for as long as people have existed; we’re just finally talking about it openly. You don’t have to fully understand it right away, most learning takes time, but we can always start from a place of respect. That’s how decent folks handle things they’re still getting used to.”
November 22, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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You know it has been a while since my last tattoo...
November 21, 2025 at 11:48 AM
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The adventures of "Random American tourist who witnessed a crime and then decided to solve it himself instead of letting the local police do it" continue now!
That is to say, More Broken Sword!
www.twitch.tv/samalytical
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November 20, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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Once again, I have played a couple of years old game on stream and multiple people have gone out and bought that game.

I really need to work out some way to pitch this retroactive influencing skill...
November 19, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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The vending machine in work had an error on the card payment service so I resorted to going and eating an apple instead.

Now it's working again... I feel like I've been manipulated
November 18, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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Sometimes I sit and wonder what people I used to watch all the time on the internet are up to these days.

And then I remember that's a bad idea to Google and get on with my day...
November 18, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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Short week this week, blame my friend moving house!

🍄Tue 7pm
Kena heads deeper into nature to find more cute fluffy things, and maybe heal nature or something

🔎Thu 7pm
Spain or Syria, Nosy American on holiday decides where next on his extrajudicial investigation in Broken Sword

❌SAT
NO STREAM
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November 17, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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Damn they've spelt my name wrong every single time in the streamer awards nominations.
One time they spelt it "CaseOh_"
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November 16, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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Staring down the barrel of the infamous Goat Puzzle, I don’t know the solution, so let's work it out together in Broken Sword!
www.twitch.tv/samalytical
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November 13, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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CW/ Sexual Assault

Yeah tell me again how AI is the future and is good for humanity?
Most AI bros are exactly the people you think they are.
An AI image of a woman. The text reads "AI Girls don't say no" The logo of the website candy.ai is at the bottom
November 11, 2025 at 10:34 AM
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👻Tue 7pm
New Map Day in Phasmo.
I assembled a crack team of investigators(my friends) to check it out with me!

🔎Thu 7pm
So, Broken Sword, we’ve found “The Goat”. Can I work this infamous puzzle out without looking it up?

🦴Sat 2pm
Shock/Horror continue as I have a list and a plan for Roots of Pacha
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November 10, 2025 at 11:52 AM
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Ryan Moulton @moultano Oil is the most Lovecraftian thing that actually exists. You're telling me that there's a black ichor under the earth, made from the ancient dead, whose burning can realize all the dreams of man but only at the price of slowly returning the earth to its primordial state?
November 8, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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We're back in Pacha now, let the chill Saturday vibes continue!
(Although I do need to do some planning... chill planning? Sure...)
www.twitch.tv/samalytical
Sam, a white man with a bald head and ginger beard smiles at the camera with a mug in their hand. Behind them is a crochet kraken and a plush axolotl. The room is lit blue and purple
November 8, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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Chat sending me back to school now with their vote for me to play Kraken Academy.
It was horrifying enough without the added Cthulhu tbh…
www.twitch.tv/samalytical
Sam's face is photoshopped onto a character from the game. He is wearing a white shirt and black trousers, brandishing a starfish with an eye at its centre. HE has brown floppy hair and a grin on his face. Other characters from the game are on screen including a blonde masc person with a microphone, a fem person with orange hari and glasses in a green skirt and giraffe hoodie, and a piece of brocolli with a face.
November 7, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Do you like Pointing? Do you like Clicking? Do you like people probably getting very lost and confused?
Well then come on down to my stream as we start Broken Sword: Shadow of the Templars Reforged!
www.twitch.tv/samalytical
Art for Broken Sword Shadow of the Templars Reforged, with the title in the right hand corner. A blonde man and a brunette woman with tanned skin stand in the middle holding a map and a camera respectively. In the left top corner there is a clown in the clouds looking a tthem menacingly. The backdrop is PAris. Sam has his face photoshopped on to a goat making a grumpy expression, standing on the right hand side of the image.
November 6, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Get ready for about 40 minutes of actual gameplay and another 3h of me customising tiny black fluffballs as we start Kena: Bridge of Spirits!
www.twitch.tv/samalytical
Art for Kena: Bridge of Spirits. The main character Kena is on the right hand side of the image, she has black hair tied up in a bun and a wooden staff with a glowing blue gem inset in the tip. On the left is Sam, sat with his head in his hands looking up smiling at a black sprite with large eyes sat on his head. He is surrounded by a number of other sprites with varying headwear. Including a mushroom, clovers, a cowboy hat, a feather and a party hat. The logo for the game is written in white glowing font above them
November 4, 2025 at 7:01 PM