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Samalytical
@samalytical.bsky.social
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Scientist, Twitch Affiliate, General Nerd. {He/Him} Pan 🍳 Twitch Pride Guild

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The community voted, so it's time for what I am sure is a very chill and festive experience as I play, for the first time, something called... "Frostpunk"?
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Sam looks cold in the corner with an annoyed face. There is snow streaking across his face. In the background there is a large flaming tower with an angry-looking crowd gathered around it and a man addressing them with open arms
December 5, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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It you!
You may also be in my top emotes...
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December 2, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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Also guess I couldn't get enough of @paulstl.bsky.social @arandomelle.bsky.social @coelrunnings.bsky.social @nyybeats.bsky.social and @ravenalternative.bsky.social

(overall I need to watch more streams next year I think though)
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December 2, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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Oh it's Recap time is it?

#TwitchRecap
Twi
December 2, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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Once again, Twitch Recap nails my aesthetic
A black image with a blue and orange toy gun in the corner. The text over it reads "Top Tags" Followed by "LGBTQIAPlus, Chaos, Pansexual"
December 2, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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🍄Tue 7pm
Will I finally pronounce "Kena" correctly first time? Doubtful...

🧟‍♂️Thu 7pm
Xmas Dead Space is back in spirit, we start The Callisto Protocol!

❄️Friday First 7pm
Chat voted we chill, hope I'm not being Punk'd! Yes, it's Frostpunk!

🦴Sat 2pm
Further attempts at planning in Roots of Pacha
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December 1, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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It's (potentially) the end of Broken Sword tonight!
Let's (maybe) find out what these templars are up to, and whether the American on holiday will ever stop sticking his nose in? (Doubtful)
www.twitch.tv/samalytical
Art for Broken Sword Shadow of the Templars Reforged, with the title in the right hand corner. A blonde man and a brunette woman with tanned skin stand in the middle holding a map and a camera respectively. In the left top corner there is a clown in the clouds looking a tthem menacingly. The backdrop is PAris. Sam has his face photoshopped on to a goat making a grumpy expression, standing on the right hand side of the image.
November 27, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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We're Back! For the last week of November! (Howww?!)

🍄Tuesday 7 PM,
More Kena! More Nature! More Hats for the Cute Fluffs!

🔎Thursday 7 PM
It's all coming together in Broken Sword... I think?

🦴Saturday 2 PM
We should probably start dating in Roots of Pacha... If I remember socialising is a thing
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November 24, 2025 at 12:01 PM
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Short week this week, blame my friend moving house!

🍄Tue 7pm
Kena heads deeper into nature to find more cute fluffy things, and maybe heal nature or something

🔎Thu 7pm
Spain or Syria, Nosy American on holiday decides where next on his extrajudicial investigation in Broken Sword

❌SAT
NO STREAM
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November 17, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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CW/ Sexual Assault

Yeah tell me again how AI is the future and is good for humanity?
Most AI bros are exactly the people you think they are.
An AI image of a woman. The text reads "AI Girls don't say no" The logo of the website candy.ai is at the bottom
November 11, 2025 at 10:34 AM
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👻Tue 7pm
New Map Day in Phasmo.
I assembled a crack team of investigators(my friends) to check it out with me!

🔎Thu 7pm
So, Broken Sword, we’ve found “The Goat”. Can I work this infamous puzzle out without looking it up?

🦴Sat 2pm
Shock/Horror continue as I have a list and a plan for Roots of Pacha
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November 10, 2025 at 11:52 AM
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We're back in Pacha now, let the chill Saturday vibes continue!
(Although I do need to do some planning... chill planning? Sure...)
www.twitch.tv/samalytical
Sam, a white man with a bald head and ginger beard smiles at the camera with a mug in their hand. Behind them is a crochet kraken and a plush axolotl. The room is lit blue and purple
November 8, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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Chat sending me back to school now with their vote for me to play Kraken Academy.
It was horrifying enough without the added Cthulhu tbh…
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Sam's face is photoshopped onto a character from the game. He is wearing a white shirt and black trousers, brandishing a starfish with an eye at its centre. HE has brown floppy hair and a grin on his face. Other characters from the game are on screen including a blonde masc person with a microphone, a fem person with orange hari and glasses in a green skirt and giraffe hoodie, and a piece of brocolli with a face.
November 7, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Do you like Pointing? Do you like Clicking? Do you like people probably getting very lost and confused?
Well then come on down to my stream as we start Broken Sword: Shadow of the Templars Reforged!
www.twitch.tv/samalytical
Art for Broken Sword Shadow of the Templars Reforged, with the title in the right hand corner. A blonde man and a brunette woman with tanned skin stand in the middle holding a map and a camera respectively. In the left top corner there is a clown in the clouds looking a tthem menacingly. The backdrop is PAris. Sam has his face photoshopped on to a goat making a grumpy expression, standing on the right hand side of the image.
November 6, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Get ready for about 40 minutes of actual gameplay and another 3h of me customising tiny black fluffballs as we start Kena: Bridge of Spirits!
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Art for Kena: Bridge of Spirits. The main character Kena is on the right hand side of the image, she has black hair tied up in a bun and a wooden staff with a glowing blue gem inset in the tip. On the left is Sam, sat with his head in his hands looking up smiling at a black sprite with large eyes sat on his head. He is surrounded by a number of other sprites with varying headwear. Including a mushroom, clovers, a cowboy hat, a feather and a party hat. The logo for the game is written in white glowing font above them
November 4, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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Coppafeel Stream went great yesterday!
Probably shouldn't put these particular pasties on an actual nipple though...
November 3, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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It’s a new dawn, it’s a new day, it’s a new month… Oh God its November

🌿Tue 7pm
Definitely about to get obsessed with the tiny fluffy things in Kena

🔎Thu 7pm
Point and Click in Broken Sword

🐙Friday First 7pm
High School but more eldritch? Chat chose Kraken Academy

🦴Sat 2pm
Back in Roots of Pacha
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November 3, 2025 at 11:53 AM
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Live Now to raise money for Coppafeel, getting cozy with the wonderful @coelrunnings.bsky.social and @ruggstickles.bsky.social

www.twitch.tv/samalytical
November 2, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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Thank you Bluesky for the absolute zero thumbnail...
Sam is shown wearing a lab coat looking worried towards a demon from the game The Mortuary Assistant. The demon is white with cracked skin and a large smile, it's head is tilted at a sharp angle. The words "What You Missed, The Mortuary Assistant, Stream Highlight" are written across the thumbnail
October 29, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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HELLO HAVE YOU HEARD OF THE STREAM AWARDS?!
WHO COULD WIN THE COVETED CATEGORIES OF HIDDEN GEM, BEST INTERNATIONAL, AND BEST VARIETY?!?!
thestreamerawards.com/nominations
Sam stares pointedly at the camera. They are a bald, white masc with a ginger beard wearing black square glasses. The background is lit purple with a sloping ceiling and skylight
October 27, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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🛢️Tue 7pm
Housekeeping gone to shit on this oil rig, finishing Still Wakes the Deep

🗣️Thu 7pm
Me, Hela, and 24 disembodied voices. The culmination of Hellblade is nigh!

📖Sat 2pm
Which of the 4… 3(?) girls will we pursue this time in Doki Doki

🍈Sun 3pm
Getting Cozy in aid of Breast Cancer Awareness!
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October 27, 2025 at 12:02 PM
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Diving into a definitely totally wholesome time now as we start Doki Doki Literature Club... I have a USB Stick reserved, IYKYK
www.twitch.tv/samalytical
Art from Doki Doki Literature club showing four anime girls in smart school uniforms. Sam is photoshopped onto the body of a fifth girl holding up a phone to take a selfie. Sam is making an exaggerated kissy face.
October 25, 2025 at 12:59 PM
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Go home Google Maps, you're drunk
An image from Google Maps with a pin dropped off the coast of Africa reading O2 Academy parking
October 24, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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We are live now to play Hell of a Birthday on my actual birthday... I am sure this will be a totally normal and relaxing experience!
www.twitch.tv/samalytical

Also, 35% Off Subs for my birthday or something... I am good at promo...
Cuddly toys with red, glowing eyes are facing towards the camera in rows. They include a lamb, a pig, a penguin, a chicken and a monkey. Sam is standing in front of them between the lines with a party had on making a scared face. Sam is a white, masc person with a ginger beard and blue eyes. They are wearing a dark blue tshirt. The game title "Hell of a Birthday" is in the left top corner in yellow text with drips falling from the letters to give a creepy blood-like texture.
October 21, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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It's my Birthweek (is that a thing?) so celebrations ahoy!

🎂Tue 7pm
Hopefully my actual birthday is great, but on stream it's a Hell of a Birthday!

🗣️Thu 7pm
Descending deeper into madness in Hellblade: Senua's Sacrifice

📖Sat 2pm
Totally normal book club vibes as we start Doki Doki Literature Club
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October 20, 2025 at 11:01 AM