That tie isn’t even blue though, mine is the bluest blue to ever blue.

URGENT UPDATE

My office has officially begun its investigation on defence minister @ragymissakmpsp.bsky.social.

As we began, an anonymous member shared with me the following photos suggesting that House Speaker @romeompsp.bsky.social could be involved.

I WILL GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS.

No clue what that means but I definitely rock a blue tie better than you.

Me personally, I don’t trust a stuffed animal in the House trying to play government. If your profile picture is to be believed, we do we have an inanimate object representing Canadians?

These policies are absolutely absurd! With a permanent brat summer, how will preschoolers make snowmen and build snow forts in winter? With nationalized iced coffees, how will we have nap time? And with brat culture in schools, how will we ever learn our ABCs? A PPP government will never allow this!

Watching the Brat Party as Official Opposition is like watching a messy group project where they refuse to collaborate but love to criticize. Zero teamwork, just negative vibes and hostility. Are we governing or gossiping? 👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼#BrainRotParliament @brainrotmpsp.bsky.social

I would also like welcome @emilelangloismpsp.bsky.social to the preschool cabinet.

With a brainrotter in cabinet, we can assure that all voices are heard, allowing for equal representation across the playground.

It has been an honoured to be officially sworn in today as Canada’s Minister of Timeouts/Offence. I promise to serve all Preschoolers faithfully in this position!

Wonderful time out on the field today handing out candy canes with my fellow minister @ragymissakmpsp.bsky.social.

Together we are making sure our preschoolers are well fed, well energized, and prepared to capture Santa come Christmas Day.

It is my absolute honour to have been appointed as Minister of Offence by our glorious leader! I promise to do my absolute best to make sure our people are in tip top shape for anything to come, and that the playground remains a place where any preschooler is safe to eat crayons!

Maturity is something that can only be determined by actions, and mark my words, a group of well rested, post nap time preschoolers, will do more in parliament than any over caffeinated brat. #preschooltime

Eh no problem! I put all the London ridings in my top picks plus some Ottawa ones! I’m happy enough to just be a part of MPSP!

Best of luck to whoever got London North Center! Represent us well!

@ianreidmpsp.bsky.social what did you say? The moment you opened your mouth I was 😪😴.

I mean if things don’t work out for you in your current party, your speaking skills could be used in the @ppppmpsp.bsky.social to help with nap time!

All I hear from this is 🤡🤡🤡

WE SHALL RULE THE PLAYGROUND!!!!!!!!

WE UP BABYYYY

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GAGNIONS!! GAGNIONS!!

My PM, your PM our PM🙏✨

Welcome to the team buddy! Can’t wait to share some cool aid together 🥳

After much discussion; I’m happy to announce that I’m joining the Preschool Party. Thanks to @samcrosarampsp.bsky.social, together we will bring the fun back to Parliament!

Preschoolers, what comes after 2? 3! And with that a third has been recruited tonight! Welcome to the Preschool Party @alectweddellmpsp.bsky.social!

An extra shoutout to @jakeleeson.bsky.social and @nathanbeanmpsp.bsky.social! Thanks for joining, we look forward to seeing you on the playground!

After some discussion, I am happy to announce that the honourable @nathanbeanmpsp.bsky.social and the honourable @jakeleeson.bsky.social have been convinced to officially joined the Preschool Party! Welcome to the team Nate and Jake! Can’t wait to work with you to bring forth universal nap time! 😴

Update: managing my boredom with some preschool party shit 😁

It is late and this lecture is boring. NEED. NAP. TIME.

Skibidi toilet? Sounds like someone needs potty training