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Elliot Somerfield ✦ Wired Cowslip
@sameoldsatellite.bsky.social
Writer-director-sound designer of:
The Waystation ☄️
The Fause Knight 🗡️
It's Soul Good 😈

London • 25 • He/him • 6'2'' ½ • MA Sound Arts

Profile art by @hadsbae.bsky.social

Linktree: https://linktr.ee/SameOldSatellite
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😇 𝐼𝑇'𝑆 𝑆𝑂𝑈𝐿 𝐺𝑂𝑂𝐷 😈

A new fantasy comedy audio series from Wired Cowslip, coming in 2025! See more details below... ⬇️

Art by the adroit @candiedeel.bsky.social, all with alt text available!
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
November 10, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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I wasn’t gonna be the girl in the box.
I told him straight off, first time I met him.

**

Professor Pandemonium's Peculiar Panoply, Episode 3: Umberto the Unknowable and Miss Direction.
pnc.st/s/professor-...
August 15, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Egad! Genuinely some of the best news this year about next year.

Mortal Engines was a formative book for me, not just because of the whole "city-on-wheels" baseline, but for the way the estimable Philip Reeve writes his characters and world.

I am madly excited!
The next Mortal Engines novel, Bridge of Storms, will be published early next year: philipreeveblog.blogspot.com/2025/08/brid...
August 12, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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Not me forgetting I have Bluesky BUT... GAMINGbible interviewed me!??

Cracking open my work on #FalloutLondon, #DeadSpace, my origins, and more perspectives on why A/I has no place in the industry (and never will!) 💜✨

www.gamingbible.com/features/eli...

#voiceacting #indiedev #voiceover #va 🎙️🔥
Fallout And Dead Space Actress Elizabeth Plant On The Community Spirit Of Modding
We speak to voice actress Elizabeth Plant on her work for Fallout, Dead Space, and The Elder Scrolls, and how modding brings a community together.
www.gamingbible.com
August 9, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Back again to see The Fall at the BFI IMAX. Another spectacular last minute booking with a Q+& with the director Tarsem Singh!

It's rare enough to see a film like this here, rarer still to see it twice.
August 9, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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Well, this was all r splendid! Hats off to @johnkennard.co.uk for drawing me in and making me giggle/ grimace in equal measure, and @jrosereads.bsky.social for creeping me out. Kudos to @sameoldsatellite.bsky.social and @draeno.bsky.social for an excellently immersive experience. #pppp #audiodrama
This episode was written by @sameoldsatellite.bsky.social, and edited by @draeno.bsky.social.

It features @johnkennard.co.uk as Errol, and @jrosereads.bsky.social as Laura.

It includes @fayroberts.bsky.social as The Ringmaster.

You can also listen to this episode on YouTube
youtu.be/nSpcsz0nh_o
[PPPP E2] Dr Ocular's House of Mirrors
YouTube video by Law of Names Media
youtu.be
August 8, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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That’s me, the editor! Let me tell you, this one was quite difficult to put together. Not only from a horror perspective, but it was also the most complex AD episode I’ve edited thus far. It’s also a cacophony at times, but it really needed to be due to the the story.

I also read all the credits!
Acclaimed the world over! Oddity ! Oracle! Objet d’art!

And its architect and author. Who, I believe, has anticipated our arrival.

**

Professor Pandemonium's Peculiar Panoply, Episode 2: Doctor Ocular’s House of Mirrors.

pnc.st/s/professor-...
August 8, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Hey you! Something I wrote is out there in the world! Really honoured to have writ the first attraction for the Peculiar Panoply 😊

If you like monologues, mirror mazes, madness, mystery and other 'm' words, then go listen to this!
August 8, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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Welcome, friend!

You are one for whom this place was made. And you, I think, will find what you seek inside our gates.

**

Professor Pandemonium's Peculiar Panoply, episode 1:
The Front Gate

pnc.st/s/professor-...
August 1, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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The Panoply has nearly arrived.

Do come and visit us on Friday.

You are expected.
July 30, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I had no problem with OneDrive at all since I got it - now today I find that my entire local Documents folder on my computer has been moved to OneDrive WITHOUT consulting me or asking for my permission? At all?

I have sensitive money-related stuff in that folder that I do NOT want on cloud storage!
July 25, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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This episode contains some of the hardest acting I've ever done.
Thanks, @ash-alder.bsky.social , for encouraging me WAY out of my comfort zone 😊
Next!

The host of our initial attraction. Man, mirrored. Maestro. Mimic.

Errol is voiced by @johnkennard.co.uk
July 8, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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We are casting!
We're looking for BIPOC, queer, and disabled VAs, the audition form is linked below. It's a lot of roles to fill, so get your voices in!

We look forward to hearing from you! ✨🫧

docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
CASTING CALL - World Devotion Project
Welcome to the World Devotion Project! World Devotion Project is a story project about a pantheon of 14 gods and their accompanying prophets and preachers. There are gods of accessible travel, nonverb...
docs.google.com
July 8, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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You can only call it radio drama if it’s broadcast over terrestrial radio.

You can only call it audio drama if it’s not a comedy.

You can only call it a fiction podcast if it has an RSS feed and slips me a twenty.

You can only call it an audiobook if - wait, no! Come back! I’m fun at parties!
July 6, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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And...

The talent that transcribed this tantalizing tale.

Dr. Ocular's House of Mirrors was written by @sameoldsatellite.bsky.social
July 3, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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Next!
A dexterous designer, domiciliating discord to diapason.

@draeno.bsky.social is the editor and sound designer of Dr. Ocular's House of Mirrors, Umberto the Unknowable and his Beautiful Assistant, and Occult Door's Mirror House.
July 3, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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And what is this? An actor most articulate, or only an eerie echo?

Laura is voiced by @jrosereads.bsky.social
July 3, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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Next!

The host of our initial attraction. Man, mirrored. Maestro. Mimic.

Errol is voiced by @johnkennard.co.uk
July 3, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I wrote a story for this, and I've had discreet peeps at the other stories, and people... you are not ready for how much this panoplys.
Esteemed audience, enthralled observers, errant ears inadvertently arriving upon our eerie airs...

Professor Pandemonium's Peculiar Panoply progresses toward its premier.

& with that happy horror on the horizon, it is our distinct delight to declaim the cunning creatures composing our crew.
July 2, 2025 at 7:45 PM
It's too fucking hoooooooooooooooot. All my windows are open, fan on full blast in my face and I'm still hoooooooooooooooot.

Americans, be grateful you have ACs in every home.
a man in a striped shirt and tie is sleeping on a couch
ALT: a man in a striped shirt and tie is sleeping on a couch
media.tenor.com
July 1, 2025 at 10:51 AM
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Professor Pandemonium's Peculiar Panoply, a collection of carnival horror.

Coming August 1, 2025.

pppp.lawofnames.com
June 25, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Starting a new hobby! I'll see how I go, this will be the first instrument I'll be semi-seriously learning!
May 12, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Lent a helping hand for this video analysing one of my favourite book series and certainly my favourite sci-fi series! Thank you Otto for the opportunity!
youtu.be/4MchClUce1Y?...
The Apocalyptic History of Mortal Engines
YouTube video by Exits Examined
youtu.be
May 9, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Implement an 100% tariff and ruin a movie.

Mickey 34
Implement a 100% tariff and ruin a movie.

600.
Implement a 100% tariff and ruin a movie.

The Four Towers.
May 6, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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Recently viewed a house. Lovely place, nothing wrong with it at all but had to convince the wife out of buying it. Why? Because it's number 9. Thanks Reece Shearsmith / Steve Pemberton.
May 3, 2025 at 2:25 PM