Wishing all hotel pillows a very burn in hell

DHH is so good at being annoying on the internet. The way he can bait a quote tweet out of otherwise unflappable people is insane.

I am, as ever, a supporter of protecting our environment and the animals that live alongside us, but I was just handed an iced coffee with a paper straw and I almost just gave it back to the barista.

Amazon delivered a broken mirror, and is insisting that I return it for a replacement. So here I am, mailing off a box of broken glass to Amazon.

Am installing a sink and feeling a little more empathetic to all the flippers whose shoddy work I talked shit about when we were house shopping.

For two hours today, my husband locked himself in a classroom, alone, on UNC’s campus during the active shooter lockdown. I’m grateful he wasn’t in imminent danger during the crisis, but also, fuck this country’s refusal to address gun violence with any measure of seriousness or integrity.

Creative discrimination ruling sucks, but on the other hand, I’d never want to give those people my money anyways??????????

Company offsite in Nashville and we are eating Non-NC BBQ (derogatory)

the sentences you are all writing about “baby gronk” have broken me. i thought i was having a stroke but im just a millenial

Bay Area people doing a retcon of how they behaved on Orange Day 2020 is hilarious, we did not let anyone hear the end of it for at least three weeks, be so fucking for real with me rn, let New York have their orange day panic

I did a sub-30 second NYT mini today

I have been touring a lot of homes recently because we're trying to buy, and if you visit enough of them, you can start to feel that some houses just have really, really bad energy. I have no evidence to support this, just a vibe. I can feel it immediately and no amount of renovations can mask it.

Always CC their manager on compliments. This is the way.

Crypto’s biggest sin was claiming the .xyz TLD as their “thing,” those are cool domain names and I want to use them >:(