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I just printed out a copy of my student loans from the government website and wrote “PAID IN FULL” in red marker. I’m a genius.

#rhoslc ❄️
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all caught up on RHOC
November 3, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Racism, racism, racism

#rhoc 🍊
The way some of these OC Ladies even look at Katie Ginella with such disgust is freakin weird… #RHOC
November 8, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Todd’s business dealings: 💋💨💋💨

#RHOSLC ❄️
November 6, 2025 at 12:26 PM
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I honestly feel like S7 of #RHOSLC is going to begin like this and then flashback to three months earlier.
November 5, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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If I text you this it means…good night, baby, you are loved
#rhoslc
November 5, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Can we talk about how Todd allegedly farts while he cheats??? This is the fartiest season of #RHOSLC yet! 🤣💀
November 6, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Advice for new parents: You clean when the baby cleans. 🧼
October 31, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Heathrr: You are intentionally liking hate rhetoric.

Gretchers: I don’t know that I was doing that.

Heather: You did that!!!

Go, Fancy Pants, go!!
#RHOC 🍊
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October 31, 2025 at 1:09 PM
“Oh, I would never do that.”

Bitch, you did!!!!!! You were caught. This reunion is going to be rough on poor, innocent Gretchers/s.

#RHOC 🍊
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October 31, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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GRETCHEN YOU’RE THE ONE THAT LIKED IT. FUCK OFF #RHOC
October 31, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Ironically, I just cleansed my entire house with holy water and Gretchen came flying out of one of my closets screaming and clutching her burning face.

#RHOC
October 29, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Imagine making out with Jared Osmond in front of your estranged daughter. #RHOSLC
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October 23, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Me gluing on my $8 Kiss press-on nails gives

#RHOP
October 23, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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MARY BEING UPSET OVER A FART JOKE I’M ACTUALLY WEEPING #RHOSLC
October 22, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Talk about low blows! My toddler has way higher emotional intelligence than Lisa Barlow. 🤣 He’s also more accountable for his actions.

#RHOSLC ❄️
Lisa Barlow has the emotional intelligence of a 2-yr-old.

#RHOSLC
October 23, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Bruh, I was just thinking this. It’s skeeeeeetchy af

I was a diehard Lisa fan, but girl needs to take some accountability.

#rhoslc ❄️
Hmmmm… Why is Lisa buying shit in cash… 👀 #RHOSLC
October 23, 2025 at 12:37 PM
“NEXT TIME I WON’T TELL YOU WHEN I FART”

#rhoslc ❄️
I’m sorry… I know everyone is caught up in Todd and cherry-gate, but I’m still stuck on “like when you made fun of my fart.”

#rhoslc ❄️
October 23, 2025 at 11:43 AM
I’m sorry… I know everyone is caught up in Todd and cherry-gate, but I’m still stuck on “like when you made fun of my fart.”

#rhoslc ❄️
October 23, 2025 at 11:42 AM
I totally forgot about the housewives edition of #WifeSwap coming out! GAH!! Angie’s on it?? #rhoslc

I can’t wait to ignore my kids (jk) and watch it!
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October 22, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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“I’m trying to get to know you” she says to her fully grown daughter. JAIL. #RHOSLC
October 22, 2025 at 12:40 AM
A lot of traditions are just peer pressure from dead people.
October 19, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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catching up on these #rhoslc legends
October 17, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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Does the Soup Man know the Haitian mortician? #RHOSLC #RHOM
October 16, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Eddie is so done with Tamra that it’s almost uncomfortable to watch.

Also, the fact that Tamra went on a smear campaign calling Shannon an alcoholic last season & now has Eddie essentially telling her she has a drinking problem! I shouldn’t even be surprised by the hypocrisy at this point

#rhoc 🍊
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October 18, 2025 at 11:21 AM
I’m pretty sure even red-light district workers wear regular clothes when walking around the city during everyday life…what are these women wearing? It’s tragic.

#rhoc 🍊
October 18, 2025 at 11:16 AM