Jesus Jugs
@samlongsuffering.bsky.social
Be cool. Don’t be all uncool.
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I just printed out a copy of my student loans from the government website and wrote “PAID IN FULL” in red marker. I’m a genius.
#rhoslc ❄️
#rhoslc ❄️
My eldest cat likes to monitor everything the baby does. It’s hilarious.
Oh, no… have I parentified my cat?
Oh, no… have I parentified my cat?
February 7, 2026 at 11:51 PM
My eldest cat likes to monitor everything the baby does. It’s hilarious.
Oh, no… have I parentified my cat?
Oh, no… have I parentified my cat?
I do enjoy that Amanda has united the women in their irritation of her. We haven’t had that since Annemarie (had to google her bc I thought her name was Annalise) the non-anesthesiologist. #RHOBH 💎
February 6, 2026 at 1:46 PM
I do enjoy that Amanda has united the women in their irritation of her. We haven’t had that since Annemarie (had to google her bc I thought her name was Annalise) the non-anesthesiologist. #RHOBH 💎
February 4, 2026 at 2:51 PM
“She says she’s the money queen. But you’ve never had a job before. So, how are you telling people how to get money?”
I love Boz. 🤣 #RHOBH 💎
I love Boz. 🤣 #RHOBH 💎
February 4, 2026 at 1:52 PM
“She says she’s the money queen. But you’ve never had a job before. So, how are you telling people how to get money?”
I love Boz. 🤣 #RHOBH 💎
I love Boz. 🤣 #RHOBH 💎
February 3, 2026 at 11:58 AM
I think the most annoying thing, to me, about Amanda is her entire financial persona. I have a degree in finance and an MBA and none of her “advice” makes sense.
She’s obviously running “scam-lite”courses. At least John Mellencamp’s daughter offered you an ED from her program (sarcasm).
#RHOBH 💎
She’s obviously running “scam-lite”courses. At least John Mellencamp’s daughter offered you an ED from her program (sarcasm).
#RHOBH 💎
January 30, 2026 at 2:14 PM
I think the most annoying thing, to me, about Amanda is her entire financial persona. I have a degree in finance and an MBA and none of her “advice” makes sense.
She’s obviously running “scam-lite”courses. At least John Mellencamp’s daughter offered you an ED from her program (sarcasm).
#RHOBH 💎
She’s obviously running “scam-lite”courses. At least John Mellencamp’s daughter offered you an ED from her program (sarcasm).
#RHOBH 💎
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January 28, 2026 at 2:23 AM
Everyone is always commenting “that’s a bot” or “it’s a fake AI story” on Facebook and Reddit.
At this point, I’m almost certain I’M a bot. 🤷🏻♀️
At this point, I’m almost certain I’M a bot. 🤷🏻♀️
January 30, 2026 at 1:44 PM
Everyone is always commenting “that’s a bot” or “it’s a fake AI story” on Facebook and Reddit.
At this point, I’m almost certain I’M a bot. 🤷🏻♀️
At this point, I’m almost certain I’M a bot. 🤷🏻♀️
Just found a rotten apple core at the very bottom of my purse!
I shouldn’t be allowed to own large bags. It’s a Kate Spade too 😭😭😭
I shouldn’t be allowed to own large bags. It’s a Kate Spade too 😭😭😭
Items I found in my purse while cleaning:
- packet of soy sauce
- mismatched toddler socks
- a mini Care Bear (green shamrock)
- all of the pens I’ve lost
- 3 different wallets containing useless cards
- gum (score!)
- packet of soy sauce
- mismatched toddler socks
- a mini Care Bear (green shamrock)
- all of the pens I’ve lost
- 3 different wallets containing useless cards
- gum (score!)
January 27, 2026 at 12:40 PM
Just found a rotten apple core at the very bottom of my purse!
I shouldn’t be allowed to own large bags. It’s a Kate Spade too 😭😭😭
I shouldn’t be allowed to own large bags. It’s a Kate Spade too 😭😭😭
MAGA being all pissy about Bad Bunny doing the Super Bowl halftime show, so they added an American band… Green Day, the most anti-Republican band ever, has entered the chat… one of their best albums is literally called “American Idiot!”
I won’t lie, 7th grade Sam is also swooning.
I won’t lie, 7th grade Sam is also swooning.
a man in a black shirt and red tie is standing in front of a green and white american flag .
ALT: a man in a black shirt and red tie is standing in front of a green and white american flag .
media.tenor.com
January 24, 2026 at 3:10 PM
MAGA being all pissy about Bad Bunny doing the Super Bowl halftime show, so they added an American band… Green Day, the most anti-Republican band ever, has entered the chat… one of their best albums is literally called “American Idiot!”
I won’t lie, 7th grade Sam is also swooning.
I won’t lie, 7th grade Sam is also swooning.
This dinner is brought to you by Erika’s sugar daddy’s Amex card! (It’s the lower limit one bc his wife doesn’t know about it)
#RHOBH 💎
#RHOBH 💎
Dinner in the food court at the airport?? What is going on here exactly, where is the budget?😩 #RHOBH
January 20, 2026 at 12:27 PM
This dinner is brought to you by Erika’s sugar daddy’s Amex card! (It’s the lower limit one bc his wife doesn’t know about it)
#RHOBH 💎
#RHOBH 💎
Erika is basically just pretty wallpaper (get it, get it) at this point. What is she bringing? She needs to be demoted to friend of.
#RHOBH 💎
#RHOBH 💎
January 17, 2026 at 12:16 PM
Erika is basically just pretty wallpaper (get it, get it) at this point. What is she bringing? She needs to be demoted to friend of.
#RHOBH 💎
#RHOBH 💎
I asked the barista at Starbucks if my matcha was ceremonial grade and he shot me in the chest. I’m bleeding out as we speak. The cops are taking his side.
#RHOBH 💎
#RHOBH 💎
January 17, 2026 at 12:13 PM
I asked the barista at Starbucks if my matcha was ceremonial grade and he shot me in the chest. I’m bleeding out as we speak. The cops are taking his side.
#RHOBH 💎
#RHOBH 💎
January 16, 2026 at 12:30 PM
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people who complain about housewives being delusional truly baffle me… that’s the entire foundation of the franchise. you can’t have a cast full of cynthias. you need your sherees, kims, kenyas, luanns, etc. #RHOSLC
January 14, 2026 at 6:07 PM
people who complain about housewives being delusional truly baffle me… that’s the entire foundation of the franchise. you can’t have a cast full of cynthias. you need your sherees, kims, kenyas, luanns, etc. #RHOSLC
I'm here without you baby
But you're still on my lonely mind
I think about you baby
And I dream about you all the time
But you're still on my lonely mind
I think about you baby
And I dream about you all the time
January 15, 2026 at 9:36 PM
I'm here without you baby
But you're still on my lonely mind
I think about you baby
And I dream about you all the time
But you're still on my lonely mind
I think about you baby
And I dream about you all the time
Items I found in my purse while cleaning:
- packet of soy sauce
- mismatched toddler socks
- a mini Care Bear (green shamrock)
- all of the pens I’ve lost
- 3 different wallets containing useless cards
- gum (score!)
- packet of soy sauce
- mismatched toddler socks
- a mini Care Bear (green shamrock)
- all of the pens I’ve lost
- 3 different wallets containing useless cards
- gum (score!)
January 15, 2026 at 12:42 AM
Items I found in my purse while cleaning:
- packet of soy sauce
- mismatched toddler socks
- a mini Care Bear (green shamrock)
- all of the pens I’ve lost
- 3 different wallets containing useless cards
- gum (score!)
- packet of soy sauce
- mismatched toddler socks
- a mini Care Bear (green shamrock)
- all of the pens I’ve lost
- 3 different wallets containing useless cards
- gum (score!)
I’m not sure if I can even force myself to hatewatch the new adaptation of #WutheringHeights
The casting choices… just why?
The casting choices… just why?
January 13, 2026 at 8:33 PM
I’m not sure if I can even force myself to hatewatch the new adaptation of #WutheringHeights
The casting choices… just why?
The casting choices… just why?
I’m reminded of Heather’s garage, I mean house, in the Berkshires #RHONY 🍎
Gizelle and Ashley should’ve ordered an air conditioner lol
#RHOP 🥂
Gizelle and Ashley should’ve ordered an air conditioner lol
#RHOP 🥂
Angel’s cast trip to Colorado consisting of:
- House with no water
- House with no air conditioner
- Being hours from each other
- Mountain lions, snakes, and giant spiders surrounding them
- The only “fun” being meditation and eating
Yeah this is a MESS of a trip! #RHOP
- House with no water
- House with no air conditioner
- Being hours from each other
- Mountain lions, snakes, and giant spiders surrounding them
- The only “fun” being meditation and eating
Yeah this is a MESS of a trip! #RHOP
January 12, 2026 at 1:53 PM
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