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Be cool. Don’t be all uncool.
Todd’s business dealings: 💋💨💋💨

#RHOSLC ❄️
November 6, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Me gluing on my $8 Kiss press-on nails gives

#RHOP
October 23, 2025 at 12:46 PM
I’m pretty sure even red-light district workers wear regular clothes when walking around the city during everyday life…what are these women wearing? It’s tragic.

#rhoc 🍊
October 18, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Hahahahahahahahahahha I love videos like this…. What??? Not Mel Gibson! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
October 17, 2025 at 10:16 AM
I want to put a muzzle on Muzzy. #rhoslc ❄️

If you thought Mama Joyce was bad on #rhoa 🍑…
October 15, 2025 at 11:44 AM
She keeps declaring she’s quitting, but never follows through. Don’t threaten me with a good time! #rhoc 🍊
October 11, 2025 at 11:11 AM
I’m trying really hard not to judge Emily as a mom…but…
Bruh, how do you not know your kid is the 4th grade equivalent of Jordan Catalano? 😲
#rhoc 🍊
October 4, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I can’t believe Jesus Jugs and Johnny J actually went through with it! I thought their entire relationship was just to get under Shannon’s skin.

Also, this People spread must be so hard on John bc of how much he values his privacy/s. 🙄

#rhoc 🍊
October 4, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I just printed out a copy of my student loans from the government website and wrote “PAID IN FULL” in red marker. I’m a genius.

#rhoslc ❄️
October 3, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Tamra started this all by coming after Gretchers for Bass Lake and then Gretchers came after Tamra for cheating with Eddie… this is 12 years in the making!

#rhoc
September 30, 2025 at 8:14 PM
September 27, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Why are bangs used to convey the passage of time in shows/movies?
August 28, 2025 at 7:13 PM
☺️☺️☺️
August 25, 2025 at 12:43 PM
I wouldn’t talk about having a Birkin this much, even if i had one. And this is coming from someone who couldn’t even afford a knockoff one!

I just started this season of #rhom and Stephanie is already exhausting me.
August 19, 2025 at 6:14 PM
My toddler, with a cold, wiping snot on everyone:
August 18, 2025 at 1:02 PM
I’m unsure why I thought a jolly rancher would work in place of a cough drop… #pumprules #thevalley #vanderpumprules
August 16, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Honorable mention goes to…

#rhoslc #nextgennyc
August 9, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Soooooo… they’re basically exchanging one abusive man or another? 🙄🙃 Keep Broke off my screen.

#TheValley #ItsAllHappening
August 3, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Woke up with Anne Boleyn vibes. Might totally destroy a kingdom later, idk. 🤷🏻‍♀️
July 28, 2025 at 11:59 AM
SuperSibs
July 25, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Jesse to Michelle:

#TheValley #rhonj
July 24, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Frank Dremon was that 1% on the first poll ☺️ #TheValley
July 23, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Emira is almost too beautiful to gaze upon. 😍 #NextGenNYC
July 23, 2025 at 11:27 AM
I’m so over Emily screaming over everyone to get her point across. It’s exhausting. 🙄

Being louder than everyone else doesn’t make your argument any more compelling. #rhoc
July 20, 2025 at 11:00 AM
I mean… 🤷🏻‍♀️ #thevalley
July 16, 2025 at 2:46 PM