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Cade

@samoyote.bsky.social

660 followers 480 following 960 posts

Heavy is the 'yed that wears the clown. He/him. Trashiest sled dog you'll ever meet. Now available in dobie form too! Environmental PM. Questionable DJ. Expect weird NSFW stuff 🔞

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Cade @samoyote.bsky.social · 13h

I love gays with priorities

Cade @samoyote.bsky.social · 1d

Gonna thrift three jackets and call it a wardrobe overhaul 😌

Cade @samoyote.bsky.social · 1d

My inner fashion girlie coming out of summer hibernation

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Kenny Goblins @kennylogins.bsky.social · May 21

jazz!
@juhuachai
"optimal posting times" "stagger your posts" if you see me you see me. it's in gods hands and i am not praying
7:57 PM • 02 Mar 23

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Torro Shibe @torrosketch.bsky.social · 1d

BootTober 2025 #9: Honeybell Fire Ranger Boots

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Cade @samoyote.bsky.social · 2d

Trick (1999)

Coco Peru spends about 5 minutes on screen, yet steals the whole film

Cade @samoyote.bsky.social · 2d

@okepamakoi.fluff.gay

Squid @squidinu.bsky.social · Jul 26

this one's my favorite

photo of a happy fuzzy blue shark fursuit hugging a jumbo shark plushie at an aquarium gift shop.

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Cade @samoyote.bsky.social · 2d

I'm so inspired rn I'm gonna find the nearest horse and learn to ride it

Cade @samoyote.bsky.social · 2d

Melting foxes are easier to corral

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Cade @samoyote.bsky.social · 2d

Free of smell

and braincell 😌

Cade @samoyote.bsky.social · 2d

Been Little Green-ing and spot cleaning him since jump and thought it was the best I could do. Then figured out the other day I can just pop the eyes out and do this, and boy howdy, when I tell you how nasty that first round of wash water looked ...

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Cade @samoyote.bsky.social · 2d

man why did I never wash him like this before? he looks and smells immaculate now 🥰

Cade @samoyote.bsky.social · 4d

SOPPING FUCKING WET

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Cade @samoyote.bsky.social · 2d

Happy Yee-HAWlloween! 🎃🤠

Amazing new icon by @mmmatch.es that I'm sure will also come in very handy when ANE rolls around ...

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Luck Like @lucklike.bsky.social · 4d

BOOOO!

(don´t be too scared please)

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Cade @samoyote.bsky.social · 4d

As long as the water one follows the other one, yes

Y'know. At some point down the line ...

Cade @samoyote.bsky.social · 4d

Doing my part to beat the yotes-never-bathe accusations 😌

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Cade @samoyote.bsky.social · 4d

SOPPING FUCKING WET

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Cade @samoyote.bsky.social · 9d

recession indicator

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gozi @lightskintiger.bsky.social · 12d

I promised and y’all delivered, it’s time for the 2K FOLLOWERS GOZI GOODS RAFFLE

all you gotta do is:
1. follow my account
2. like and repost this post

winner will be picked at noon est on monday october 6th, appreciate y’all!