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If Bluesky dies, let's all buy condos in the same complex, sit out on our patios, and scream our Posts at each other.
samrc1987.bsky.social
How do you practice for a funeral service?

You re-hearse.
samrc1987.bsky.social
Let's lie down on the grass together, hold hands, and stare up at our own starry night for a while.
samrc1987.bsky.social
My home library is a safe haven for banned books.
samrc1987.bsky.social
It's a sad day when you blurt out, "Oh well. The adults will figure it out," and then you look around the room to discover that you are that adult.
samrc1987.bsky.social
The Halloween party at Allison's house in "Hocus Pocus" is precisely the sort of Halloween party I'd like to throw, or attend, each year.
samrc1987.bsky.social
My ultimate goal scenario is to be in my home library, sitting on a leather armchair, sipping brandy, reading a novel by candlelight, and the world shutting the f*ck up.
samrc1987.bsky.social
Just started a new pencil.

Here's to new beginnings.
samrc1987.bsky.social
Let's go to a Halloween haunted trail attraction and make out by the chainsawed victims.

Don't be a wuss.
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This book will NOT be on the bedside table while I'm reading it.

I don't need to roll over in my sleep to see that image at 3:00am.
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Ridiculous. I like this time of year, but not this part.
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I see we're reentering that time of the year when bedtime feels like it's at 4:30pm.
samrc1987.bsky.social
Do you know how I became so adept at that carnival game of shooting water into a beloved character's mouth?

...a steady hand forged in the fires of "Call of Duty" sniping.
samrc1987.bsky.social
I have family functions today and tomorrow, and this zit on my face wants to be a plus-one, apparently.
samrc1987.bsky.social
Allow me to take your hand right before we walk into the cornfield together.
samrc1987.bsky.social
In a world where everything seems to be performative and for show on the Internet, it's hard to determine who is real and who is fake.